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Pashmina: Can you get up patient Dexter?
Dexter: No...
Howdy: Here, i'll help ya up partner! *pushes Dexter on his feet*
Dexter: 0__0; AAAAAUUUUGH!!!!
Pashmina: Ciropractor Howdy! You musn't lift the patient on his feet before he's ready! You're fired for mistreatment of our patient! *Pashmina helps Dexter back down on the couch*
Howdy: What?! B-but...
Dexter: That's right! You're permanently damaged my back for life! I say we take him to the guillotine for his head to be removed!
Boss: Did somebody say guillotine?! I knew they were gonna kill us!
Pashmina: Now, let's not get too extreme, and-
Daycare Lady Ham: *in the kitchen* I heard someone say guillotine! I won't have you toddlers talking about violence in my daycare! I'll be out there in a minute!
Bijou: Now honey, take Crunchy for a walk.
Oxnard: My name's not Honey!
Boss: And mine's not Crunchy!
Sandy: You're supposed to speak like a dog!
Boss: Woof! -_-;
*Maxwell comes in the day care, and knocks on the play house door*
Boss: BARK! BARK!
Bijou: Bad dog barking at our visitor! *gets a spray bottle and squirts it at Boss*
Boss: AAAAUUGH! uuuhh...I mean...BARK!YIP!! *runs around the house knocking things over while Bijou is chasing him with a squirt bottle*
Day Care Lady Ham: *from the kitchen* What's all the noise out there!? You know I have an injured child in here, and I can't see what's happening!
Maxwell: Don't worry! Everything's under control!
Sandy: *opens door* MAXY! *hugs him*
Maxwell: uuhh... did I come at a bad time? *sees Bijou chasing Boss and Oxnard is freaking out*
Sandy: Well, ya, but all the better for us to leave! Let's go! *grabs Maxwell's paw and runs off with him*
Hamtaro: Well, that was fast!
Bijou: Wouldn't you like to stay for tea?!
Boss: Don't do that again! I mean, bark bark! : *shakes his fur from Bijou squirting him onto Oxnard*
Oxnard: Oh great! Now i'm all wet too!
*Maxwell and Sandy are at the other side of the room*
Sandy: What book did ya bring today?
Maxwell: Well, I brought my Robert Munch and Dr. Suesse books!
Sandy: Can you read them to me? Pretty please?*makes puppy face*
Maxwell: Well...*blush* why not? I need to start socializing more anyways! *they go off to the reading corner to read The Paper Bag Princess*
*Hamtaro and Boss are sitting on the stairs outside the play house*
*this scene is from that stupid oreo comercial, well it's a parody of it basically*
Hamtaro: I'm gonna show you how to eat an oreo! *takes out an oreo from a box of oreos and glass of milk* First you twist it,*twists top off* Then you lick it *licks creme off oreo*
Boss: 0__0* licks lips*
Hamtaro: Then you dunk it! *dunks oreo and eats it* Mmmm....mom says-mmm *chews with his mouth full of cookie* Mom says, dogs can't have chocolate.
Boss: T_T
Hamtaro: But, you can have the milk! *hands milk over to Boss*
Boss: growl *knocks milk out of Hamtaro's paw*
Hamtaro: Hey! Bad dog! You spilt my milk!
Boss: Bark! Bark! *translation: I want an oreo!*
Hamtaro: No! These are my oreos! Dogs can't eat chocolate!
Boss: *jumps at Hamtaro* OREOS!!!!
Hamtaro: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! HELP! CRUNCHY'S ATTACKING ME AND MY OREOS!!!
*Oxnard rushes out*
Oxnard: He has rabies!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Daycare Lady Ham: *rushes out of the kitchen with Stan* WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
*everyone stops dead in their tracks, and points to Boss*
Boss: What?! I just wanted an oreo!
Daycare Lady Ham: I thought I told you to stay in the corner young man! Now get back there!
Hamtaro: That's not his name anymore, his new name is Crunchy!
Daycare Lady Ham: Alright then..Crunchy, get to the corner, NOW!!!
Boss: *mumbles and grumbles as he walks to the corner*
Maxwell: And the prince said; Next time if you're coming to rescue me, dress properly!
Sandy: But, that's like, so mean! She saves Prince Ronald's life, but he only cares about how she looks when she comes to rescue him!
Maxwell: Well...that's the way books go sometimes.
Sandy: Oh, well that stinks...read me more!
Maxwell: Alright. *continues reading*
Howdy: Well, i'll just set up another trap for the daycare lady ham! *grabs a stick from outside*
Pashmina: What are you doing with that stick? *Howdy's stick catches onto Pashmina's scarf, ripping it* 0_______0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams VERY loudly*
*everyone stares at her*
Boss: What happened?!
Daycrae Lady Ham: Hey! Stay at that corner you! Turn around!
Boss: Ugh! This is clearly harassment! *turns around*
Pashmina: ;_; M-my s-scarf, Howdy r-ri-HOWDY! YOU RIPPED MY PRECIOUS SCARF!!! *starts crying very loudly*
Dexter: Howdy! How could you, you evil meanie!
Howdy: Shut your mouth, couch potato!
Dexter: I'm only on here because I am injured!
Daycare Lady Ham: What were you doing running with a stick?!
Howdy: Well...I was...uuhh..just..
Hamtaro: He was just gonna pull a prank on you, that's all! Oops! uuumm, I mean...
Daycare Lady Ham: WHAT?! A prank on me, AGAIN!?
Howdy: Way to go partner! Now she knows!
Deaycare Lady Ham: Off to the corner with you! *points to where Boss is standing*
Howdy: *mumbles and grumbles as he walks over*
Boss: Welcome to the corner of punishment
Howdy: Ya ya, put a sock in it...Crunchy!
Boss: T_T
Pashmina: HE RIPPED MY SCARF!!!
Daycare Lady Ham: There there, don't cry! We'll buy you a new scarf!
Pashmina: But I don't want a new scarf!
Sandy: Stan! Are you okay?!
Stan: Ya, but that meanie left me a big booboo!
Sandy: Stop, like, trying to act cute! We all know you started it!
Stan: Ya, but all the girls think i'm cute, right?
Sandy: -_-;
*Ring Ring*
Hamtaro: What's that?
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh! *takes out cellphone from her pocket* Hello? Oh hi!
Hamtaro: Ooh! It's one of those phones that has no string on it!
Oxnard: Phone go ring ring! ^_^
Howdy: This really stinks!
Boss: Join the club.
Pashmina: What can we do about my scarf?!
Bijou: Eez there anyone who can fix it?
Maxwell: I know! Why don't we take it to a tailor!?
Hamtaro: Heke? What's a tailor?
Maxwell: A tailor is someone who sews things and fixes ripped things, like Pashmina's scarf!
Pashmina: Really? WoW! Let's go then!
*at the corner*
Boss: *singing* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
Howdy: Don't you think we're a little to young to be drinking yet?
Boss: Duh, i'm not drinking, i'm singing the world's longest song to pass the time! And if we sing long and loud enough, the daycare lady will get sick of us and let us go!
Howdy: Oh! You're good! I'll get started! *singing* 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
*they both sing loudly*
Daycare Lady Ham: *screaming into the phone* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! *to Boss and Howdy* KIDS! BE QUIET!
*the hamhams sneak out while Daycare Lady Ham doesn't hear them*
Daycare Lady Ham: *screaming into the phone* I'M SORRY! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
*outside*
Bijou: Shouldn't we bring Boss and Howdy?
Pashmina: Boss would sure be a good help, but no way we're bringing Howdy! He was the one who ripped my scarf in the first place!
Maxwell: We can't go back in there and drag them out, or Daycare Lady Ham will notice when it suddenly quiets down. They made a good diversion for us though!
Oxnard: We'll tell them how the trip went when we get back.
Hamtaro: Alright gang! It's off to the tailors we go!
Next chapter: OFF TO THE TAILORS WE GO!!! XD Review! Flames are allowed but only with a good reason of doing so!
Pashmina: Can you get up patient Dexter?
Dexter: No...
Howdy: Here, i'll help ya up partner! *pushes Dexter on his feet*
Dexter: 0__0; AAAAAUUUUGH!!!!
Pashmina: Ciropractor Howdy! You musn't lift the patient on his feet before he's ready! You're fired for mistreatment of our patient! *Pashmina helps Dexter back down on the couch*
Howdy: What?! B-but...
Dexter: That's right! You're permanently damaged my back for life! I say we take him to the guillotine for his head to be removed!
Boss: Did somebody say guillotine?! I knew they were gonna kill us!
Pashmina: Now, let's not get too extreme, and-
Daycare Lady Ham: *in the kitchen* I heard someone say guillotine! I won't have you toddlers talking about violence in my daycare! I'll be out there in a minute!
Bijou: Now honey, take Crunchy for a walk.
Oxnard: My name's not Honey!
Boss: And mine's not Crunchy!
Sandy: You're supposed to speak like a dog!
Boss: Woof! -_-;
*Maxwell comes in the day care, and knocks on the play house door*
Boss: BARK! BARK!
Bijou: Bad dog barking at our visitor! *gets a spray bottle and squirts it at Boss*
Boss: AAAAUUGH! uuuhh...I mean...BARK!YIP!! *runs around the house knocking things over while Bijou is chasing him with a squirt bottle*
Day Care Lady Ham: *from the kitchen* What's all the noise out there!? You know I have an injured child in here, and I can't see what's happening!
Maxwell: Don't worry! Everything's under control!
Sandy: *opens door* MAXY! *hugs him*
Maxwell: uuhh... did I come at a bad time? *sees Bijou chasing Boss and Oxnard is freaking out*
Sandy: Well, ya, but all the better for us to leave! Let's go! *grabs Maxwell's paw and runs off with him*
Hamtaro: Well, that was fast!
Bijou: Wouldn't you like to stay for tea?!
Boss: Don't do that again! I mean, bark bark! : *shakes his fur from Bijou squirting him onto Oxnard*
Oxnard: Oh great! Now i'm all wet too!
*Maxwell and Sandy are at the other side of the room*
Sandy: What book did ya bring today?
Maxwell: Well, I brought my Robert Munch and Dr. Suesse books!
Sandy: Can you read them to me? Pretty please?*makes puppy face*
Maxwell: Well...*blush* why not? I need to start socializing more anyways! *they go off to the reading corner to read The Paper Bag Princess*
*Hamtaro and Boss are sitting on the stairs outside the play house*
*this scene is from that stupid oreo comercial, well it's a parody of it basically*
Hamtaro: I'm gonna show you how to eat an oreo! *takes out an oreo from a box of oreos and glass of milk* First you twist it,*twists top off* Then you lick it *licks creme off oreo*
Boss: 0__0* licks lips*
Hamtaro: Then you dunk it! *dunks oreo and eats it* Mmmm....mom says-mmm *chews with his mouth full of cookie* Mom says, dogs can't have chocolate.
Boss: T_T
Hamtaro: But, you can have the milk! *hands milk over to Boss*
Boss: growl *knocks milk out of Hamtaro's paw*
Hamtaro: Hey! Bad dog! You spilt my milk!
Boss: Bark! Bark! *translation: I want an oreo!*
Hamtaro: No! These are my oreos! Dogs can't eat chocolate!
Boss: *jumps at Hamtaro* OREOS!!!!
Hamtaro: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! HELP! CRUNCHY'S ATTACKING ME AND MY OREOS!!!
*Oxnard rushes out*
Oxnard: He has rabies!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Daycare Lady Ham: *rushes out of the kitchen with Stan* WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
*everyone stops dead in their tracks, and points to Boss*
Boss: What?! I just wanted an oreo!
Daycare Lady Ham: I thought I told you to stay in the corner young man! Now get back there!
Hamtaro: That's not his name anymore, his new name is Crunchy!
Daycare Lady Ham: Alright then..Crunchy, get to the corner, NOW!!!
Boss: *mumbles and grumbles as he walks to the corner*
Maxwell: And the prince said; Next time if you're coming to rescue me, dress properly!
Sandy: But, that's like, so mean! She saves Prince Ronald's life, but he only cares about how she looks when she comes to rescue him!
Maxwell: Well...that's the way books go sometimes.
Sandy: Oh, well that stinks...read me more!
Maxwell: Alright. *continues reading*
Howdy: Well, i'll just set up another trap for the daycare lady ham! *grabs a stick from outside*
Pashmina: What are you doing with that stick? *Howdy's stick catches onto Pashmina's scarf, ripping it* 0_______0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams VERY loudly*
*everyone stares at her*
Boss: What happened?!
Daycrae Lady Ham: Hey! Stay at that corner you! Turn around!
Boss: Ugh! This is clearly harassment! *turns around*
Pashmina: ;_; M-my s-scarf, Howdy r-ri-HOWDY! YOU RIPPED MY PRECIOUS SCARF!!! *starts crying very loudly*
Dexter: Howdy! How could you, you evil meanie!
Howdy: Shut your mouth, couch potato!
Dexter: I'm only on here because I am injured!
Daycare Lady Ham: What were you doing running with a stick?!
Howdy: Well...I was...uuhh..just..
Hamtaro: He was just gonna pull a prank on you, that's all! Oops! uuumm, I mean...
Daycare Lady Ham: WHAT?! A prank on me, AGAIN!?
Howdy: Way to go partner! Now she knows!
Deaycare Lady Ham: Off to the corner with you! *points to where Boss is standing*
Howdy: *mumbles and grumbles as he walks over*
Boss: Welcome to the corner of punishment
Howdy: Ya ya, put a sock in it...Crunchy!
Boss: T_T
Pashmina: HE RIPPED MY SCARF!!!
Daycare Lady Ham: There there, don't cry! We'll buy you a new scarf!
Pashmina: But I don't want a new scarf!
Sandy: Stan! Are you okay?!
Stan: Ya, but that meanie left me a big booboo!
Sandy: Stop, like, trying to act cute! We all know you started it!
Stan: Ya, but all the girls think i'm cute, right?
Sandy: -_-;
*Ring Ring*
Hamtaro: What's that?
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh! *takes out cellphone from her pocket* Hello? Oh hi!
Hamtaro: Ooh! It's one of those phones that has no string on it!
Oxnard: Phone go ring ring! ^_^
Howdy: This really stinks!
Boss: Join the club.
Pashmina: What can we do about my scarf?!
Bijou: Eez there anyone who can fix it?
Maxwell: I know! Why don't we take it to a tailor!?
Hamtaro: Heke? What's a tailor?
Maxwell: A tailor is someone who sews things and fixes ripped things, like Pashmina's scarf!
Pashmina: Really? WoW! Let's go then!
*at the corner*
Boss: *singing* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
Howdy: Don't you think we're a little to young to be drinking yet?
Boss: Duh, i'm not drinking, i'm singing the world's longest song to pass the time! And if we sing long and loud enough, the daycare lady will get sick of us and let us go!
Howdy: Oh! You're good! I'll get started! *singing* 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
*they both sing loudly*
Daycare Lady Ham: *screaming into the phone* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! *to Boss and Howdy* KIDS! BE QUIET!
*the hamhams sneak out while Daycare Lady Ham doesn't hear them*
Daycare Lady Ham: *screaming into the phone* I'M SORRY! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
*outside*
Bijou: Shouldn't we bring Boss and Howdy?
Pashmina: Boss would sure be a good help, but no way we're bringing Howdy! He was the one who ripped my scarf in the first place!
Maxwell: We can't go back in there and drag them out, or Daycare Lady Ham will notice when it suddenly quiets down. They made a good diversion for us though!
Oxnard: We'll tell them how the trip went when we get back.
Hamtaro: Alright gang! It's off to the tailors we go!
Next chapter: OFF TO THE TAILORS WE GO!!! XD Review! Flames are allowed but only with a good reason of doing so!
