Chapter 5! or was it 6? Gee I dunno! XD Chapter...something! Off to da tailors we go!!!

Hamtaro: So where is this tailors place?

Maxwell: As I recall, it's across the street. *points across the same street in chapter three with a whole bunch of cars zipping by*

Hamtaro: Oh-no! Not this street again!

Oxnard: Oh well, we tried! *starts to walk back to the daycare, but Pashmina grabs him*

Pashmina: We're still going!

Everyone else: o__0; No thanks!

Pashmina: Fine then! I'll go on my own!

Hamtaro: Wait! At least let me come with you!

Bijou: You will get lonely!

Stan: And you won't have me to snuggle you warm baby!

Sandy: *hits Stan* He means that we'll both come with you! Minus the flirting.

Maxwell: We may as well all go then

Oxnard: But how do we get across?

Hamtaro: We'll need a diversion like last time! But who will do it?

Stan: Just tell me and Sandy what to do, and we'll be diversions! Just for you Pashy!

Sandy: Just him

Stan: *slaps Sandy* You too!

Sandy: -_-;

Hamtaro: Okay! Here's what you do!

*Back at the Daycare*

Boss: Well, that's the whole song!

Howdy: What next?

Boss: Hhhmmm......I know! I'll make a parody of the song I hate the most! I HATE YOU! YOU HATE ME! LET'S TEAM UP AND KILL BARNEY!!!

Howdy: I'll just sing my own song. I'M GONNA WRAP MYSELF IN PAPER, I'M GONNA DAB MYSELF WITH GLUE!

Daycare Lady Ham: SPEAK UP PLEASE! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!*goes into the kitchen* That's better!

Boss: NO MORE PURPLE DINO-Hey! Where are all the others?!

Howdy: STICK SOME STAMPS ONTOP OF MY HEAD, I'M GONNA SEND MYSELF TO YOU!!! *Boss hits him* OW! What did ya do that for?! I was singing like ya told me to!

Boss: Just listen for a moment! Everyone but the couch ham has left!

Dexter: My name's not couch ham!

Boss: Sorry, I meant potato, couch potato! I'm getting ham and potatos mixed up again.

Dexter: T_T

Howdy: Where did they all go?

Boss: I bet they went out and used us as diversions! Those no good stinking...well, I can't think of any good insults right now, but..they're still no good..and stinking!

Howdy: Why, those evil dummies! I say we go out and give'em a piece of our mind!

Dexter: Piece of our mind? That sounds painful!

Howdy: Not like that, it's an expression. In other words, LET'S GET 'EM!!!

Boss: Ya! I'm not missing out on any action! *they both run out, and Boss quickly runs back in, grabbing Dexter and dragging him along*

*back at the street*

Sandy: Okay, now! *A car zips by, and Sandy and Stan fall on their backs, rolling all over the sidewalk*

Stan: AAAHH!! IT HIT ME! AAAUUUGH!

Sandy: Oh the paaaaaiiiiin!!!!

Police Ham directing traffic: Oh-no! I gotta start paying attention more to the crosswalks! *runs over to Sandy and Stan* HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN...AGAIN?!?!

*Hamtaro and the others quickly run across the street*

Hamtaro: Too bad we had to leave them

Maxwell: Their sacrafice will not go in vain if we hurry!

Sandy: OOOOOOWWWW- hey! I feel better!

Stan: *nuges her and whispers* No! We need to stay here and distract the police ham as long as possible!

Police Ham: Hhm? What was that?

Sandy: Oh! OW! * clenches her side and coughs* My brother...he is saying his last words...

Police Ham: OH MY GOD! HOW COULD I BE SO IGNORANT?!?!

*on the other side of the street*

Maxwell: Keep a good lookout for the tailor's shop!

Hamtaro: Is that a tailors shop? *points to a clothing store*

Maxwell: No. Keep looking

Pashmina: Is that it? *points a petshop*

Maxwell: No.

Bijou: Eez that eet? *points to a beauty shop*

Maxwell: No.

Hamtaro: How about that place? *points to a post office*

Oxnard: Or that? I hope that's it! *points to a grocery store*

Maxwell: Can't any of you read?

Oxnard: Well, I don't think we're really meant to read like you

Pashmina: Oh, we'll never find it!

Hamtaro: Don't give up! We just have to keep looking!

Oxnard: hey! Something smells good! *goes off in a different direction following the smell*

*Meanwhile, farther back*

Howdy: You sure ya know where we're goin'? And why did ya hafta bring Dexter along? He's only slowin' us down!

Boss: *dragging Dexter behind him* Relax! My dad taught me how to navigate, he's an expert! And Dexter probably knows his way around too! Right Dexter?

Dexter: Well...not really. And could you stop dragging my feet against the ground?

Boss: Be tough! Bear with it ya whimp!

Howdy: It's obvious we're lost! Dexter's no help either! Hey! That reminds me of a funny joke!

Dexter: I may be injured Howdy, but I can still walk up and smack you if you even start telling it!

Boss: I'll just ask for directions!

Dexter: You ask someone, then that someone is going to scoop us up and take us back to the daycare!

Howdy: He's gotta good point there

Boss: *looks over to a small park* Or maybe not! *drops Dexter and runs off towards the park*

Howdy: What are you doing?! *runs after Boss* Crazy kid!

Dexter: Hey! Don't leave me behind!

Boss: Look! *points to a sleeping orange and white Akita dog tied to a tree*(An Akita dog is a well known dog breed in Japan. Almost looks like a husky with it's pointed ears, fur, and curled tail. Okay, i'll shut up now! Man I hate being smart! XP)

Howdy: Ya, and it's gonna bite our heads off if we don't scidaddle on outta here!

Boss: No! Let me talk to it! Then we can get across the street without anyone stopping us, and to the tailors faster!

Howdy: That's a good plan ya got there, but how ya gonna convince it to do so?

Boss: Because...I can speak dog.

Howdy: You WHAT?! That's impossible!!

Boss: No it's not! Watch! Bark! Bark! Ruff! Bark!

Dog: *wakes up* *Yawns*

Boss: It's awake!

Dog: WOOF!!! *jumps at Boss and Howdy, but the rope tied around it's neck holds it back*

Howdy: Great! Now ya made it mad!

Boss: 0_0; uumm....let me think...Woof! Bark! Bark!

Dog: Arf?

Boss: Ruff! Ruff!

Howdy: yeesh, what a freak!

Boss: *glares at Howdy* Let's see you speak to the dog!

Dog: Bark!

Boss: He said that he'll take us to that tailors shop our friends were talking about, if we untie his rope

Howdy: You crazy?!

Boss:...Yes! *starts chewing at the dogs rope*

Howdy: What if he's lying? He'll start chasin' us like a mad bull! Then what?!

Boss: I dunno! We're just gonna have to trust him! Now start chewing!

Howdy: Oh alright! *chews on rope until it finally snaps*

Dog: Bark!

Boss: He said climb on! *jumps on the dogs head*

Howdy: *climbs on the dogs back* How can you understand him?!

Boss: Why do you want to- AAAUGH! *The dog starts running* AAAAHHH!!! SLOW DOWN!

Dexter: Wha? Hey! Stop! *raises his paw and grabs onto the dogs tail* YYYEEEEAUGH!!!!!

*meanwhile back at the daycare*

Daycare Lady Ham: Okay! Alright then! Buh-bye! *turns off cellphone* That was sure a long conversa-*looks at the corner* OH MY GOD! WHERE DID THEY ALL GO?!?!?! NOT AGAIN!!!!

*Back to Boss, Howdy, Dexter, and the dog who are standing before the dreaded street*

Boss: We'll have to cross the street!

Howdy: You crazy?!

Boss: I already told you, YES!!!

Howdy: You need help...

*Dog starts walking across the street*

Police Ham: *kneeling over Sandy and Stan* Why? WHY?!?!

Stan:...can you give me that dohnut you have...before I leave...it'll totally be my last meal I have...before I..I...*cough*

Police Ham: Yes! ANYTHING! *sobs and gives Stan his dohnut*

Sandy: And...and... AND THERE'S A DOG WALKING IN TRAFFIC!!!

Police Ham: *sniff* Huh? *looks up* AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Boss: Hey Sandy! Hey Stan!

Sandy: Hey! It's Boss and Howdy!

Stan: And Dexter! *scarfs down dohnut* Let's follow!

*they get up and run off after the dog*

Police Ham: 0___0; WHAT?! B-But...they...got....uuuuuuuuhhh...*faints*

*Boss's dad is driving in one of those d@mn SUVs, listening to Eminem*

Boss's Dad: Guess who's back? Back again! *sees Boss riding on the dog* Shady's BaAAAAAAAAAACK!!! 0____0 *screeches SUV to a stop before he crashes into dog's leg and pokes head out of the window* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!

Boss: Uh-oh! It's dad! Step on it! uuhh...I mean..WOOF! *The dog starts to run across the street, causing cars to crash and hamhams to run and panic*

Boss's Dad: I never should have taught him to speak dog. -_-;

Dexter: *is hanging on for dear life* HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

*Hamtaro's mom and Dad are seen walking on the sidewalk*

Hamtaro's Dad: AAAAHHH!!!*points to dog*

Hamtaro's Mom: EEEK!! It's Godzilla!

Hamtaro's Dad: No! DOGZILLA!!!

*they run off screaming along with a bunch of other hamsters*

Boss: Well, things just suddenly got alot less crowded!

Oxnard: Yay! Now the bakery line up fort he bakery died down!

Boss; where'd you come from?!

Oxnard: *to the baker* and one of those, and one of these *pointing to all the cookies*

Baker: You got money kid?

Oxnard: Well...not really...

Baker: then no cookie-AAAAAAAUGH!!! *the dog comes in the bakery*

Oxnard: I guess this means he wants me to take them! *gathers cookies in a bag and walks down the street back to the daycare*

Boss: Well...that was...

Howdy: weird...

Boss: Ya...

Dexter: A little help down here?

*Farther down the street*

Maxwell: There it is! *points to a store that has a green sign, saying Taylor Ham's Tailor Shop*

Pashmina: Yay! We found it! *runs in*

*At the front desk, there's a white middle aged ham wearing glasses, a green vest, and a red bow tie*

Hamtaro: Hey! He looks like Dexter!

Pashmina: Excuse me Taylor! Do you think you could fix my scarf?

Tailor Ham: How did you know my name?

Pashmina: It said on your sign outside the door. Now can you fix my scarf?

Taylor: Only with a please, little girl

Hamtaro: Little?!

Pashmina: Onegai?

Taylor: ??? Speak english please.

Pashmina: That was japanese for please.

Taylor: Certainly! Come back in awhile and it will be ready.

Pashmina: Oh thank you Taylor! *the hamhams wait outside*

Hamtaro: Why are there hamhams runnning this way? *sees dog* AAAHHH!! GODZILLA!!

Maxwell: No, it's a dog!

Hamtaro: Oh...DOGZILLA!!!

Bijou: EEK!! Somebody save me!

Boss: *on the dog's head* Hi everybody!

Howdy: Howdy folks!

Bijou: Boss! Howdy! What are you doing up there?!

Dexter; Ahem! T_T

Bijou: Oh! And Dexter..why are you hanging off that dog's tail?

Maxwell: You're the one steering this beast through traffic?!

Boss: He's not a beast! He's my friend!

Pashmina: What about Daycare Lady Ham?

Howdy: *hops off dog's back* You left us as a diversion when we wanted to join in on the action! You should've helped get us instead of leave us!

Pashmina: Not you! I'm not gonna speak to you!

Howdy: You just did! Here's a good rhyme! Why would ya be upset over a lil' rag, squeezin' 'round your neck, you'd think it make you gag! *laughs histaricaly*

Pashmina: Y-You're so mean!!! *starts crying*

Hamtaro: Howdy!

Boss: I may be just as mad as you are for her leaving us, but what you just said was evil!

Bijou: How could you be so cruel?!

Howdy: Aw c'mon! Laugh it up! it's perdy funny, don'tcha think?!

*everyone glares at howdy*

Dog: Arf?

Taylor: *comes out* Your scarf is done madame.

Pashmina: Oh! it's perfect! *snuggles it* Thanks you so much!

Howdy: Does this mean that you forgive me now that it's fixed?

Pashmina: Well...okay!

Taylor: That will be $10.00, including tax! ^__^

Pashmina: .___. say wha?

Boss: Oh crud...

To be Continued! MWA HA HA HAAAA!!! :3 Please review!