Final disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro or any of its characters.
Daycare Lady Ham: Nobody move!
(Howdy is standing on one foot, ready to throw macaroni at Maxwell, but falls over)
Daycare Lady Ham: It's story time!
Ham hams: YAAAAAY! (they trample over Daycare Lady Ham towards the reading corner)
Boss: Ow, my head...
Daycare Lady Ham:You coming Boss?
Boss: I hate stories.
Daycare Lady Ham: You're coming anyways. (picks up Boss)
Hamtaro: (singing) STORY TIME! STORY TIME! STORY TIME! STORY-
Boss: SHUTUP ALREADY! (Daycare Lady Ham drops Boss) OW!
Daycare Lady Ham: I want you to behave now! When I read the story, I want you to stay quiet.
Boss: okay
Daycare Lady Ham: (sits down in a chair and takes out a book) This is a story by Dr Suesse called Green Eggs and Ham
Boss: Green eggs and what?
Bijou: It sounds gross!
Hamtaro: Ham, as in ham ham, as in they're gonna serve us up for dinner with eggs!
Boss: Didn't I tell ya they were gonna do something like that to us?
Sandy: Maxy already read that one to me today though!
Daycare Lady Ham: Well, that's too bad now isn't it? Because I'm reading it anyways!
(Bijou's mother enters)
Bijou's mom: Oh Bijou! It is time to go!
Bijou: Au revoir everyone!
Boss: Bye Bijou! (blushes)
Hamtaro: Bye bye, Bijou!
Daycare Lady Ham: Well, that's one out of the way..
Boss: Can me and Stan perform a concert again instead?
Stan: Ya! You totally gotta check out my new drum solo!
Daycare Lady Ham: Most certainly not! We are going to read a story, and that's final!
Stan: Hmph! You're no fun!
Daycare Lady Ham: Alright. Now to begin. (opens book) 'I am Sam.'
Hamtaro: Your name's not Sam! It's Daycare Lady Ham! Hey! That rhymes!
Maxwell: Just like Dr Suesse makes rhymes!
Stan: And Jingle!
Howdy: Here's a good joke! What do you get when-
Daycare Lady Ham: May we get back to the story now? Now, where was I? Oh yes! 'Sam I am!'
Dexter: That is improper grammar you know.
Howdy: Stop tryin' to impress all the others with your so-called smarts!
Dexter: But it's true!
Boss: This story sucks!
Daycare Lady Ham: I've only read two sentences! (cell phone rings) Hold on one minute children. (turns on cell phone, and goes into the kitchen to talk)
Stan: Alright! Now it's my turn to tell the story! (grabs a different book from the shelf beside him) Here we go!
Maxwell: Ah! The Ugly Duckling! That's always a nice story!
Panda: (dreamy eyes) I wove (love) happy stories!
Hamtaro: Yay! I love them too!
Stan: Uh..ya! I knew it was called that! (opens the book) Now, what does that say? (he can't read the words, so he makes up a story) Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. He was so ugly that everyone died! (flips to the end of the book) And they all lived happily ever after! The end!
Panda: (tears in his eyes) That didn't make me feel happy! (cries)
Boss: Well, that was lame! I mean, how can someone live happily ever after if they died already?
Stan: Well, I'd like to see you read a better story!
Boss: okay then, I will! (pushes Stan off the chair, and grabs a book that says on it 'Wednesday Spaghetti Night' that has a bunch of cats eating pasta and dancing around) Wed-nes daeeee (trying to sound out the words) Spag heeeeettiiiii Niii guh hut!
Maxwell: It says Wednesday Spaghetti Night
Boss: ...I knew that! (opens book) So once upon a land, with big scary dinosaurs, and dragons, and pigs, there lived these three stupid cats, and
Maxwell: You know, cats and pigs weren't alive when dinosaurs were alive, and dragons don't even-
Boss: Hey! I'm trying to tell a story here! Okay, so the cats wanted to do some fishing. But as you know, cats hate the water, so they built themselves a boat so they wouldn't get wet. So they built the boat, and it sunk, and they wet. And they were so wet that one of them exploded! Then the boat spontaneously combusted, and then it spontaneously combusted again! And then it exploded and the cat drowned.
Dexter: How is that even possible?
Maxwell: What I want to know is how is it possible that Boss knows a word like 'spontaneous combustion'?
Howdy: Quiet, guys! This is gettin' good!
Boss: (looking at the pictures) and then, the other two cats who were trying to swim in the water, they caught on fire and died! Then all the fishies in the water drowned, and broccoli started growing on land by the millions! And that's how the dinosaurs became to be exstinked. The End!
Panda: ...
Dexter:...That didn't make any sense...
Maxwell: The word is 'extinct', and that's not how the dinosaurs died
Hamtaro: I thought fishies couldn't drown though!
Stan: Duh! It's a story! What did you expect, science textbooks?
Maxwell: Well, actually...yes!
Stan: You're crazy...
Maxwell: Well, no actually. The true definition of crazy, is that when one becomes (Maxwell's older brother picks him up)
Maxwell's brother: You've been reading waaaaaayyy too many books again. Let's go.
Sandy: Bye Bye Maxy!
Maxwell: (blushes and waves)
Sandy: (sighs dreamily) he's soooo smart!
Stan: He's such a geek!
Sandy: Well, let's see you name all 50 states in the U.S of A!
Stan: Well...B.C...umm..
Dexter: B.C's in Canada!
Boss: Well, why are we naming states anyways! We don't even live in U.S of A! We're in Japan! (Takes another book) Once upon a volcano, there lived the ugliest wolf you ever saw! And he had only a pink piggy with no brain to keep him company! So one day, they were swimming in the lava, and they swam into a telephone wire and died.
Panda: (eyes start to water) How come everyone's always dying?
Dexter: Swimming in lava? How-
Boss: Shut up! I'm not done yet! But, then the volcano exploded, and it killed the wolf and the piggy and they died again!
Hamtaro: (sniffs) It's so sad...
Boss's Dad: (comes in) And what garbage are you telling them?
Boss: Garbage?
Stan: He's telling us a story about how the dinosaurs became extinct! (tears in his eyes) He tells his stories so beautifully! (bursts out crying)
Boss Dad: Uuummm...Okay, right...crazy kids...and what were you doing riding on top of a dog earlier today?
Boss: Uuhhh...what's a dog? (has a stupid look on his face)
Boss's Dad: (slaps his forehead)
Panda: (is sitting there holding the book, crying) Everywon (everyone) died! Why does it have to be like this?
Sandy: Did you teach him to speak dog?
Hamtaro: Can you teach me? Pretty Please? (makes puppy face)
Boss's Dad: Oh brother…
Boss: What? I have a brother now?
(Cappy's Mom comes in with Cappy)
Cappy: Here's the daycare, and there's my fwiends! Doesn't it wook (look) fun?
Panda: (finds his hammer hidden in the bookshelf) Yay! And this is where the nail goes! (hits the wall with hammer)
Boss: (sees Panda with hammer) Oh dad, can you get me a weapon of mass destruction for my birthday, even though the Daycare Lady said I'm already a weapon of mass destruction? Can you believe it? She says that I'm a weapon of mass destruction! Isn't that cool?
Boss's Dad: What? Where is this crazy daycare lady? (looks in the kitchen and sees her)
Daycare Lady Ham: (on her cell phone) Oh really? You're kidding! (bursts out laughing)
Boss's Dad: How responsible.
Panda: (still banging on the wall with his hammer) This is fun!
Stan: Did I mention that your wife can belch beautifully? I wanna take lessons from her one day! You must real proud to have her for a wife! Did she come here with you today?
Boss's Dad: uhh...no.
Stan: Oh well, that's okay! But guess what? I can speak rock! Here, I'll teach you, and maybe you can teach me to speak dog! Here's how you speak rock: Rock rock stone! Now repeat after me!
Boss's Dad: No, that's okay. I gotta get going. Let's go, son! (grabs Boss and runs out) What a bunch of lunatics!
Boss: They're my friends! Can I come back again?
Boss's Dad: NO!
Cappy's Mom: We must have hit the mental institute instead of the daycare honey. Let's go! (grabs Cappy, and runs out as fast as she can)
Daycare Lady Ham: (laughing) Okay, I'd better go now! Buh-bye! (hangs up cell phone) Okay, sorry about that kiddies, I just had to-where's Maxwell and Boss?
Hamtaro: They had to go home.
Daycare Lady Ham: Good! Uh-I mean, what I meant to say was...well, let's go play with some playdough, shall we?
Everyone: YAY!
(at the playdough table)
Hamtaro: This is so fun! I've never seen this stuff before!
Pashmina: I hope it doesn't make my scarf dirty!
Howdy: (mixes all colours of playdough together) I want grey playdough!
Dexter: Why?
Stan: Hey Sandy! This yellow lump of playdough looks just like you!
Sandy: (eyes water) No it doesn't! (starts crying)
Daycare Lady Ham: Don't be mean to your sister!
Howdy: (sticks grey hamster shaped playdough in Dexter's face) Look Dex! It's you!
Dexter: That does not look like me! My eyes are not red, green stuff does not come out of my nose, and I do not have a purple tongue that hangs out!
Hamtaro: (sticks a big red blob playdough in his mouth) Wook ah mee! (look at me)
Panda: HAHA! Ya look so goofy!
Howdy: You're almost as funny as me!
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh my goodness! No! Get that out of your mouth now!
Stan: (bursts out laughing at Hamtaro)
Sandy: Hee hee! You're so funny!
Hamtaro: (starts laughing) HAHA-ACK! (swallows playdough) URK! HAK!(makes weird sounds with his throat)
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh no! What do I do! I knew I should have payed more attention in my early babysitting courses on how to unchoke a child!
Sandy: Like, oh my god! Hamtaro's face is turning red!
Howdy: Wait! Now it's blue!
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh-no! Oh-no! Blue's not good!
Stan: No way, man! He's totally purple!
Daycare Lady Ham: You're not helping! AAAAAAHH! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
Pashmina: Last time when Boss was chocking, I hit his head against a chair and it worked!
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh really? That's good...wait! Since when was Boss chocking? Was it today or last time? OOOHHH, I'M SO IRRESPONSIBLE!
Dexter: Just smash Hamtaro's head on a chair already!
Daycare Lady Ham: (picks up Hamtaro) Are you sure about this?
Everyone Else: YES!
Daycare Lady Ham: Okay...(takes deep breath and smashes Hamtaro's head on a chair) It didn't work!
Pashmina: Do it again! You have to do it a lot of times!
Daycare Lady Ham: Okay! (does it again and again, and Hamtaro's parents come in)
Hamtaro's Mom: Oh my goodness! What is she doing to our baby?
Hamtaro: (coughs up playdough) Mommy! Daddy!
Hamtaro's Dad: He's alright!
Hamtaro's Mom: Thank goodness! What was that lady doing to you!
Pashmina: She was unchoking him!
Hamtaro: Yea! She saved my life!
Hamtaro's Dad: Really? I never thought smashing your head against a chair would help! We owe you our greatest thanks!
Stan: What are you talking about! He chocked cause the lady wasn't paying attention to-(Daycare Lady Ham cover Stan's mouth)
Daycare Lady Ham: Oh you're very welcome! It wasn't much!
Hamtaro's Mom: Well it's time to go sweetie!
Hamtaro: Okay! Bye bye-Q everyone! And thanks for saving me Daycare Lady Ham!
Daycare Lady Ham: (waves nervously) Bye Bye...
(Sandy's Mom and Dad come in)
Stan: Yay! Mommy and Daddy are back! Did I tell ya that I can, like, speak rock?
Sandy: Oh brother... --; Bye bye everyone!
Howdy's Mom comes in: Okay Howdy! Time to go! Your parents told me to pick you up to Dexter!
Howdy: Dang!
Howdy's Mom: I hope you were good today Howdy!
Daycare Lady Ham: better than last time, that's for sure!
Howdy's Mom: Terribly sorry 'bout that last time! I'll be goin' now!
Dexter and Howdy: (with dreamy eyes and blushing) GOODBYE PASHMINA! (they leave)
Panda: (takes his hammer and starts banging the walls again) And the nail goes here...(bang!)
Daycare Lady Ham: Stop that! Right now! You're giving me a headache!
(Panda's Dad comes in)
Panda's Dad: Panda! No! (picks up Panda) What did Itell youabout playing with hammers!
Panda: I'm sorry...
Panda's Dad: Sorry miss, he's obsessed with the idea of becoming a carpenter when he grows up. Sorry for the trouble! (walks out)
Daycare Lady Ham: Well a lot sure have left in that past 5 minutes! Not that it's a bad thing.
Pashmina: That was an exciting day! I'll never forget it!
Daycare Lady Ham: I'd sure like to forget it...
Pashmina: ...Hey! Wouldn't it be fun if we could all stay here over night for a sleepover?
Daycare Lady Ham: No! (backs away slowly) Why can't I ever have normal children come here?
Pashmina: What did I say? Whatever I said, I'm really sorry! How about we play something? Let's play dress up!
(Pashmina's Mom comes in)
Pashmina's Mom: Honey! It's time to go!
Pashmina: Aaaww! Me and the Daycare Lady Ham were about to play a game!
Pashmina's mom: Oh really? Well, I could let you stay a little-
Daycare Lady Ham: oh-no! That's alright! I'm sure you've got places to go!
Pashmina's Mom: Well, how about some ice cream then, honey?
Pashmina: Ooooh! Yes please!
Daycare Lady Ham: phew! That was too close!
Pashmina: Bye Bye, Daycare Lady Ham!
Daycare Lady Ham: Bye..bye..(waves hand sheepishly as Pashmina leaves) ooooohhhh...(collapses in a chair) I really need a vacation!
THE END
So that's it unless I get any other crazy ideas for this story,but I think I'm fresh out of ideas. Sorry if that chapter was kind of lame, but like I said, I'm out of ideas.
I've noticed that I've gotten many many reviews for this, more than I ever imagined.So I want to thank each and every one of you who reviewed. It was lots of fun to write this story and very glad thatyou guys enjoyed it. Thank you so much andthanks for reading! Bye-Q:3
