It breaks my heart to run over you in a bus but...

CHAPTER 7

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters but it would be appreciated if this storyline (which I do own) was not taken by random people (meaning u) and used for personal pleasure with the exception of reading. Ask me if u wanna steal something... plz :-).

"Do you, Lorelai Gilmore, take this man to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

Lorelai faltered slightly. She had promised to marry Luke but something was stopping her, oh yeah, her concience. Luke tapped his foot impatiently.

"hurry up Lorelai, I have to get back and fix my 'Hay there' skin care line."

Lorelai was so deep in thought she didn't hear a word but she was pulled out of her day-dream quickly when she heard her mother's voice.

"Now we can put the photographer over there, and the fake guests in the front three rows. This is going to be magnificant don't you think Richard?"

"Yes emily" came the reply.

Lorelai looked up and came face to face with her mother. Twenty minutes later, when Lorelai came to, Luke had filled her parents in on their plan to get married. And Emily was so very pleased.

"Congratulations Lorelai, finally you've met someone who loves you and wants to marry you, and this chapel is so adorable isn't it?"

"Yes mum" Lorelai gulped but then was hit with a question "Mum, what are you doing here?"

"Oh, your father and I were just going to renew our wedding vows, and hopefully win some money while we're here"

"Wow mum, doesn't seem like your kinda place"

"Of course this is my kind of place, this is the exact place you were concieved"

"ahhhhhh..." Lorelai shreaked "way too grafic for two hours before bed"

"Oh do grow up Lorelai" scoulded her father "you of all people should not be 'grossed out' by thinking about your parents having sex"

"ahhhhhh..." Lorelai shreaked again "what is that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing Lorelai, I was just stating that you should be comfortable with us perhaps having intercourse once and a while" he continued

"Well, not really once and a while Richard" Emily joined in "more like four times a day"

At this point in the conversation Luke fainted and Rory and Tristan with Paris in tow walked into the chapel

"Mum?" Rory started

"Rory?" Mum started

"What are you doing here"

"Getting married to Luke. What are you doing here?"

"Getting married to Tristan"

"Yuck"

"Yuck"

Anyway... just to move the story along Luke wakes up and him and Lorelai continue to say their wedding vows with everyone watching

"Do you Lorelai take this man to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asked the Priest

"Wait!" Rory called out across the church

Everyone looked at her and is confused

"That's not Luke!" she screamed. Rory ran up to Luke/the man and grabbed his face, pulling off his Luke mask.

"Kirk?" Lorelai screamed and then fainted

Anyway... just to move the story along Kirk gets sent to jail because he's been a bad boy and they find Luke locked in the boot of the car they've been driving around in. Emily and Richard renew their vows in front of everybody and there is much rejoicing, then they go back to Hartford and won't come back into the story intil I need them again. Rory and Tristan decide not to get married because Tristan magically morphs into Jess and is not pregnant.

AN: Well... it's only taken me over a year to write more of this story... hope you like... there's more to come I promise... I might make Lane magically appear... ooooo... I just had a great idea... back to the writing... cya...