It breaks my heart to run over you in a bus but... I'm gonna do it anyway!!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Literally nothing. Except the farm out west. The Rory's sword.

Lorelai, Luke, Jess, Rory and Paris are sitting in the hotel drinking hot coco as we will continue.

"So, Jess" Paris started "What do you think about the Russian Revolution, was it a bummer or what?"

"What" Jess replied sarcastically

Paris sent half a death glare across the table at him. Jess screamed like a girl and toppled backwards off his chair onto the floor, clutching his heart in pain.

"Paris" Lorelai scoulded "Please refrain from trying to kill people at the table"

Paris looked at her shoelaces. "Sorry" she mumbled.

A long silence followed, no one really wanting to be the first one to talk.

Suddenly, after about 20 minutes of nothingness Rory jumped up on the table and drew her sword, she ran around the room frantically slashing the air in a sudden burst of energy.After satisfying this she sat down in her seat again.

"Rory?" Luck asked "What were you doing?" a bermused expression licking his facial features

"I was killing the silence" she replied sweetly

Lorelai looked around at all the random letters lying broken and bruised on the ground. She spelt them out slowly.

"S. I. L. E. N. C. E"

"Good Job Rory" Luke said, patting her head like a little puppy dog.

Lorelai looked down at him "Luke! Stop treating my daughter like your little bitch"

Luke just looked back apologetically "Lorelai, we have something to tell you..." he began

"Luke and I have been sleeping together for two years" Rory finished.

Lorelai was stunned. So were Jess and Paris who had been listening intently.

"Bu... wha... how... whe... whuddaumean?" Lorelai mumbled

Rory and Luke stood next to each other.

"We're in love" they said in unison

"And... and... Rory's pregnant" Luke continued.

Lorelai was flabberghasted. She was stunned. Confounded. Confused. Utterly suprised.

"And we're going to live on a farm out in the west" Rory added

With all the sudden news Lorelai, Jess and Paris found it very hard to compute everything. Suddenly, all three of the had a heart attack.

AN: Well... sorry... i've totally weirded out the story... I wonder if they're going to survive? And wasn't that an unlikely turn of events. Who would have thought Luke and Rory were an item. Amazing. Plz Review!!!