It's been a really long time since I've written a fan fic, until now! This takes place years and years after when Spongebob is grown up, has a wife, and A KID! This will be about the perils of his life and what his life is like at school. Enjoy! (at first it will take place when he is little) Anyway, on with the story…
Setting: Spongebobs house, Erics room
This takes place 5 years after Spongebobs wife was pregnet and they had their first son, Eric, He's 5 right now. But something was wrong with him, he was a normal kid, he had a normal life but… unfortunatly when Eric was born, he had a disease called "Gintotitus". Nothing gross, he just had a face as ugly as… a dogs' butt. He hated to go in public. In fact, he rarely went in public at all. That is why he stayed home trying to think of the perfect thing that would make it look better. Well, there WAS plastic surgery but Eric was too scared. Anyway…
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Eric was in his room watching tv. He was flipping through channels when suddenly he saw a show that he thought was interesting. He started to watch it.
"… Well bleep it! bleep everything that bleepin bleeps my bleep"
Eric: Daadd!! What does "*bleep*" mean?
Dad: Go ask your mom!
Eric: Umm, nevermind then.
Eric accedently flipped to a big kid show with cussing in it! This always happens, but their parents seem to not care at all. They let him do anything he wants.
(1 ½ minutes later)
Eric: Daadd!! What does "damn" mean?
Dad: Go ask your mom!
Eric: ookay
(12 seconds later)
Eric: Daadd!! What does "bullcrap" mean?
Dad: Jeez, son! I already told you! Go ask your mom!
Eric: Fine
Eric walked downstares where his mom was in the kitchen cooking something
Eric: umm… mom?
Mom: yes dear?
Eric: What does… [after this, Eric asks what a bunch of cuss words mean]
There was a long pause. Mom stared at Eric unbelievibly with her mouth open in shock.
Mom: OH MY GOD!! What have you been watching on tv?
Ric: I don't know… some show.
Mom: Well, um honey, those are big kid words that I think you shoudn't be using at all.
Eric:…
Mom: You could get in a lot of trouble if you said those words in school or other places!
Eric: uhh, what happends if you say those words in public? I wanna find out!
Mom: You don't wanna know
Eric: Fine, I'll just… go to my room
While Mom wasn't looking, Eric slid over to the door and opened it. And at the top of his lungs he said…
Eric: YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF BLEEP IDIOTS! KISS MY ASS! THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF BULLCRAP!
Everyone stared at him. So did mom. As you can tell, she wasn't happy
Mom: ERIC!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Eric: What? What did I say?
Mom: NOW!
Eric went to his room. He still didn't know what he did.
To Be Continued...
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If you guys liked that, I might make more ?
Setting: Spongebobs house, Erics room
This takes place 5 years after Spongebobs wife was pregnet and they had their first son, Eric, He's 5 right now. But something was wrong with him, he was a normal kid, he had a normal life but… unfortunatly when Eric was born, he had a disease called "Gintotitus". Nothing gross, he just had a face as ugly as… a dogs' butt. He hated to go in public. In fact, he rarely went in public at all. That is why he stayed home trying to think of the perfect thing that would make it look better. Well, there WAS plastic surgery but Eric was too scared. Anyway…
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Eric was in his room watching tv. He was flipping through channels when suddenly he saw a show that he thought was interesting. He started to watch it.
"… Well bleep it! bleep everything that bleepin bleeps my bleep"
Eric: Daadd!! What does "*bleep*" mean?
Dad: Go ask your mom!
Eric: Umm, nevermind then.
Eric accedently flipped to a big kid show with cussing in it! This always happens, but their parents seem to not care at all. They let him do anything he wants.
(1 ½ minutes later)
Eric: Daadd!! What does "damn" mean?
Dad: Go ask your mom!
Eric: ookay
(12 seconds later)
Eric: Daadd!! What does "bullcrap" mean?
Dad: Jeez, son! I already told you! Go ask your mom!
Eric: Fine
Eric walked downstares where his mom was in the kitchen cooking something
Eric: umm… mom?
Mom: yes dear?
Eric: What does… [after this, Eric asks what a bunch of cuss words mean]
There was a long pause. Mom stared at Eric unbelievibly with her mouth open in shock.
Mom: OH MY GOD!! What have you been watching on tv?
Ric: I don't know… some show.
Mom: Well, um honey, those are big kid words that I think you shoudn't be using at all.
Eric:…
Mom: You could get in a lot of trouble if you said those words in school or other places!
Eric: uhh, what happends if you say those words in public? I wanna find out!
Mom: You don't wanna know
Eric: Fine, I'll just… go to my room
While Mom wasn't looking, Eric slid over to the door and opened it. And at the top of his lungs he said…
Eric: YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF BLEEP IDIOTS! KISS MY ASS! THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF BULLCRAP!
Everyone stared at him. So did mom. As you can tell, she wasn't happy
Mom: ERIC!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Eric: What? What did I say?
Mom: NOW!
Eric went to his room. He still didn't know what he did.
To Be Continued...
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If you guys liked that, I might make more ?
