Life Isn't Fair
By Shippousfire
Hey guys! Me again! Whew, I haven't been updating… for like…. Erm, forever? ^^; Gomen, guys. Even I forgot what the story was about. And I will add a random…. Twist… to the story….. Heh. Well…. Enjoy!!!
Chapter 2: Ramen
"You…girl! Slow dowwwn!!!" Shippou panted. "Can we at least stop for a few minutes?"
"You're tired already? Aw, come on!!! We've only been running for 27.5 and a half hours!!!" All Shippou did in reply was pant.
"Oh, alright…. Here, want a fish?" Keru asked, plopping a really, really, REALLY fresh fish into his hand.
Shippou held the wriggling fish in his hand for a minute and stared at it. Then he looked up and said, "Don't you have any Ramen?"
"Who's Ray Man? And why do you eat him?"
Shippou sweat dropped. How could this girl not now what RAMEN was? "RAH-men, not RAY-man! And it's noodles that you eat, with little chunks of vegetables and meat in it! ITS SOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!" Shippou's mouth watered.
"Whatever. Just eat the fish. We're almost to your well thing with the girl who jumps in it. Your mommy, right? And wipe your mouth. That's disgusting."
"KAGOME IS NOT MY MOMMY!" Shippou squeaked, wiping his mouth. Regaining his composure, he then added, "My parents are dead."
"Okay. You done? Let's go." As soon as she stopped talking, she scampered away.
Startled, Shippou blinked. He was expecting at least a little sympathy from Keru, but all she had said was…. "okay". How odd. "WAISHASATITIITAATIAIIIIIT!" Shippou yelped, spitting his food everywhere. "I'M COMING!" He gulped down the rest of his food and raced after Keru, who was already way ahead of him.
.:*~Meanwhile~*:.
BOO! Heh. Me again. Just to tell you, for privacy, I have changed the names of me and my friends, but they'll know who they are. Gomen for interrupting. Back to the story!
"MATT! AWW CUTE CUTE! LOOK DO YOU SEE HIM WALKING?! AWW! CUTEEEEEEE!" yelped Jamie excitedly.
"I know you're excited, dear, but why don't you sit down?" murmured Jamie's best friend, Caroline, with a funny look on her face. "You know… like, before he notices?"
"Yes, and be careful…. don't sit on your hair…" cackled Jamie's other best friend Olivia.
Jamie glared at Olivia, but checked to make sure she wasn't sitting on her long, dark brown hair. Just in case. "What if I like sitting on my hair?" grumbled Jamie.
::Okay. What an odd way to end a chapter. I bet you're wondering what me and my friends have to do with any of this. Well, my friends, you'll see, you'll see. Please R'n' R! Thank you! Bye!::
