Chapter 3

Dragon Ball Z (The Trunks Saga)

The Z gang were gathering when two weird clouds appeared. One was unnatural white the other was pitch black.

"Frieza doesn't arrive in a cloud does he?" asked Gohan to Piccolo.

"I do sense great ki's within the clouds, but it isn't Frieza's" answered Piccolo.

As on a clue two figures fell out the clouds. One fell on Vegeta and the other fell right upon Piccolo . The Z gang cringed when they heard a loud yell from the one on Vegeta's lap.

"Aaaaaaaaaarg!!! The evil pinknezz!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!!!! Help! Help! HEEEEEEELP!!!!!!"

[Note: gotta love Vegeta's pink badman shirt ^_^ ]

"Shut up Nadia, it's only Vegeta."

"Vegeta?" she looked up "Hey your right!"

"Of course I'm right! I'm always right! Err... you can put me down now Piccolo" said Loki, growing uncomfortable under his gaze.

Piccolo let go of the strange girl. She had blonde hair an a red tank top whit brown baggy trousers.

"Where's Trunks? I want Trunks! Trunks is MINE!" 

"Nadia , Trunks is not born yet."

"I want Mirai Trunks, not Chibi Trunks!"

"Well than your lucky because he's gonna arrive any moment now."

The whole Z gang followed the conversation in silence

"Hmm if Trunks arrives any moment not than that cyborg Frieza should be already here...."

The one called Nadia had red hair and a green shirt whit a black 3/4 trousers.

"May I ask you who the heck you girls are?" asked Tien.

"Scuse us! I'm Loki and that's Nadia." said Loki.

"How did you get here" asked Piccolo

"Err, whit our Time Key ^_^"

"Of course, whit your time key!" repeated Vegeta sarcastic.

Nadia wanted to say something back but was distracted by a gigantic alien ship. O_O

"He's here!" yelled Piccolo.

"Trunks?" said Nadia.

"No Frieza you chicken" answered Loki.

"Heh! Damn!"

The ship flew over their heads.

"It's going North!"

"Loki! Come on you lazy ass! Trunks is coming! Let's go!" yelled a running Nadia.

"O brother..." Loki and the others followed.

"It's going to land just over that ridge!" Krillin suddenly said.

They were standing on the ridge, watching the two aliens coming out of their ship.

"Frieza is cool...." said Loki

"Whaa Frieza sucks he's not Cool!" said Nadia

"He is cool. He and his father are proberly the coolest living persons in the galaxy."

"Whaa you're acting so weird! Stop it please, it's scaring me!"

"What? I don't mean cool in a way of cute ore something, I mean cool in a way of COLD! Duh!"

"Oh" * sweat drop  *

"Trunks?" said Loki suddenly

"Were?"   

"There"     

.

"Who's this Trunks person you two keep talking about?"

"Well he's a half Saiyan and will not be born in this dimension." answered Loki

"Way not?"

"'Cause we're here!" said Nadia

"Are we confusing you guys?"

Everyone nodded.

"All right! Mission completed!" yelled Nadia.

Everyone did the anime fall.

"Ghehe we'll explain later" said Loki.

They watched how Frieza & King Cold came out of their ship and did the happy chicken dance.

*Anime fall *

[AN: Okay okay they did not the happy chicken dance, but I'm to lazy to type that BORING conversation between those two so we'll continue in the part where Trunks arrives k?] { Mana: -.-; }

Frieza commanded his army to find and destroy the whole Z gang. BUT! A very very handsome purple haired god (excuse moi ^_^ ) showed up.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Trunks-kun!"

Nadia jumped off the ridge and run to Trunks.

"Trunks" +dive+

Trunks stepped aside.

'BANG' "Ouch!" Don't you dare to hide from me!"

* sweat drop *

"I thought that we were the bad guys" said Frieza disappointed " These earthlings are very strange creatures. You'll never know what they will do."

"Ugh" said Loki "I'll kill Frieza than, since Trunks to busy whit Nadia." She jumped off the ridge leaving a wide eyed Z gang behind.

"Yo freak, welcome to earth!" she yelled at Frieza, "Welcome to your grave!"

"O should I be afraid of you? Give me a brake!" said Frieza to Loki, and to his troops "Capture the foolish onna!"

Whit in a couple seconds Frieza's troops were defeated.

"Buwhahahahahaha! Fear moi!"

"Listen to that son you could learn from that evilness" said King Cold.

"Okay Frieza freak prepare to enter the next dimension!" said Loki whit an evil smirk plastered on her face.

"I'll have to amid, I couldn't do any better threat than that one" said King Cold.

"U think she's strong enough to defeat us?" asked Frieza.

"Maybe"

"Hey lazy ass are you gonna fight or not?!"

"I don't want to be forced to mess up a pretty lady like yourself"

"Oh playing like a gentlemen are we? Tisk tisk tisk. You're going down and you're just to weak to amid it."

Loki created a big blast and killed Frieza in an incant.

"Now for you" she smirked.

Loki disappeared and re-appeared behind King Cold. Whit one smote blow in the neck and he was out.

"Will I let you suffer ore shall I kill you right now?" King Cold's immense body lay silent in the dust.

"I think the last one" 

She jumped up and came down on King Cold's head. You couldn't recognise it anymore thanks to the damage to his face.

"Awww Loki that was grose!" said Nadia. She was busy whit sitting on Trunks back.

"Sorry, Sorry" apologised Loki.

"I.....Can't......Breathe...."

"Shut up Trunks!"

"How do you know my name?" said Trunks whit a very soft voice (it sounded like he hardly could breathe... ~Evil Smirk~)

"That's our secret" said Loki whit an smug voice.

"Ugh" Trunks gave up.

"When does Goku arrive?" asked Nadia.

"In about 2½ hours" answered Loki.

"Yawn, I'm bored. Never knew the Z gang could be boring..."

"Sigh, agree.... Let's annoy Vegeta!"

"Yeah!" Loki & Nadia jumped up and Trunks still lay flat on the ground. He slowly stand up to finally seeing the face of Loki [AN: he could hear her voice but couldn't see her face thanks to Nadia sitting on top of him ^_^]

"Whaaaaa! Android 18!"

"Who me?" said Loki.

"I'm not that arrogant witch! I'm android  23! Snort, don't mix me up whit that phoney!" jelled Loki.

"Android 23?! No more androids please!" said Trunks.

"Sorry to disappoint you but I'm 22" told Nadia in a matter-of-fact tone.

Trunks paled "In....In my world there are only android 17 & 18....."

"Yep that would be correct But thanks to you there will be some more androids in this dimension" said Nadia

"Yeah" said Loki "There will be number 16, 19, 20 and Cell. Then we will be created to overcome the power of the androids and to rebuild the world. We're the first two androids of the Generation New Androids"

"I did all that?!"

"Yep and that way we love you! ^_^" said Nadia.

"You love him, I don't " said Loki.

The Z gang were watching everything, but only Piccolo could hear the conversations. He paled a bit.

'Androids ? Loki said that that Trunks boy was a half saiyan ... but who was his father than? Goku, Vegeta or maybe a saiyan that no one knows yet'

He looked at Vegeta who was looking whit a frantic look on his face to the dynamic trio.

The two girls were heading this way whit an unreadable expression on their faces.

"Vegeta"

"What do you want Namek?"

"You should leave, fast"

"Way?"

"They are coming after you"

"Snort, I'm not going to run away from two girls, even if they defeated Frieza!"

"Glad to hear that" said Loki who reached the ridge first.

Suddenly Trunks jumped in front of Vegeta.

"Noooo! Vegeta get away! Those girls are crazy!!!"

"More crazy about you!" Nadia jumped [AN: lotsa jumping in this story ne?] on Trunks and together they fell of the ridge again. Loki looked at Vegeta whit an I'm-to-cute-for-comfort-look in her eyes.

"Waddaya want!?" said Vegeta a bit bitching

"Well I'm glad you asked cause the answer is YOU! :-D "   

Vegeta looked in horror "What do you mean?!"

"Simple, I want you! You're mine!"

"Father!" yelled Trunks from underneath Nadia.

Loki stood in front of Vegeta and mysteriously smirked. Then she disappeared and re-appeared a few meters away. She waved around whit something and did a happy lil dance.

"WTF!" Vegeta looked down and discovered he wasn't wearing his shirt anymore. "Whaa! Kami damn it! That's my favourite shirt! Give it back NOW!"

"Nope"

Vegeta was getting really pist off "Give it BACK!"

"Don't think so" Loki continued to do the happy lil victory dance. She stopped to look at Vegeta. Vegeta whit out a shirt :-D *drool*

"Wacha looking at?!" said Vegeta angry.

Loki walked slowly to him till she stood right in front of him. She was starring in his eyes. He was getting very nervous. Loki raised her face to his face.

"You know Vegeta .... I really like you more whit out a shirt...."

She kissed him soft on the lips. When she let go he fainted.

"Buwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm so good!" she smirked.

"No ! Father what are they doing to you !?"

"Shut up Trunks."

"Auch!"

Loki looked over the ridge. Trunks was knocked out by Nadia.

The Z gang still wasn't sure what to do till a little space pod appeared in the sky.

"It's Goku!"

Loki picked Vegeta up and  jumped of the ridge to meat up whit Nadia.

"What shall we do?" asked Nadia.

"Let's go see him"

"Okay"

Nadia dragged Trunks behind her. The Z gang ran to the space pod where it had crashed.

"He's dead! Buwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!" yelled Loki.

"No! He can't be dead!" yelled Gohan in despite.

"Who cares...."said Nadia.

The space pod slowly opened and a very stupid ugly weird alien * excuse moi, I mean Goku ghehehe* stepped out.

"He's not dead!! Yeah!" said Gohan.

"Duh, the main character never really dies -sigh- " said Loki 

"This is boring..... Trunks isn't that great anymore, he doesn't say anything to me.... * sob sob *" complained Nadia.

"He's still knocked out Nadia....."

"Ow.... I'm bored! I want Legolas ! I want Lord of the Rings!!"

"Na....."

"What?!"

"The time key in your pocked"

"Huh?"

"The time key is reacting on your whining voice AGAIN!"

"Ow crap"

The Time key was flashing a bright light. Nadia let go of Trunks looking to the flashy Time key. A portal appeared.....

"Let's go!" said Nadia yelling

"What should I do whit Vegeta? I want him whit me..." asked Loki

"Just put him in you space pocket"

"You can't put a living creature in there!"

"Just do it we don't have any time left!" Nadia stepped into the Time portal.

"Okay" Loki stuffed Vegeta into her space pocket.  

"C ya!"

Loki & Nadia waved. The whole Z gang stood silent in confusement.

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