This is Chapter 6 so why don't you sit tight and eat some well-earned crab shells.

Chapter 6

Outside in garage

Riku: Sora how are we going to get to Kairis house when she lives 100 miles away, I don't even know how you saw her.

Sora: I told you Riku I was walking down the street one day, in the very merry month of May, when I was taken by surprise by a pair roguish eyes... Sunshine appears and strangers appear on a street waving happily

Riku: Stop!! Remember that time when you tried to imitate a movie/song/musical?

Flashback

Sora: You have fought well but you are no match for me. Pulls out light saber

Darth Vader appears

Darth V: I don't think so. Pulls out twin Machetes

Sora: GYAHH!

Stabs Darth Vader Darth V: Just click your heels together 3 times... I mean I'm melting!

Sora: I am Victorious. What was that?

Ninjas appear Ninjas throw stars at him Riku: sighs

Sora:

Does Matrix scene but ninja star gets caught in crotch (remember the ninja stars?)

Riku: bursts out laughing

ninjas look over and pull out ninjas stars

Riku: Neo help me... I mean hush Sora help me, help me!

Neo/Sora: You didn't answer my question dressed in Matrix clothes

Riku: Sora? Gasps as he enters bulletined as the ninja stars come closer catches each one

Little Kid: throws bunny

Riku: Ahhhh! Takes out machine guns and repeatedly shoots bunny

Little Kid: Turns into Agent Johnson you have entered the Matrix.

Sora: Pulls out guitar I love rock and roll... Flashback scene ends

Riku: As the only sane one here I should stop this... but I'd rather take advantage of this...

Riku: Sora can I borrow five billion dollars?

Sora: No... Why do you think I'm drunk?

Riku: I dunno beautiful... (Took me awhile to spell that)

Sora: Go away!

Riku: Snaps out of it Well... let get going I guess...

Sora: You're in for a treat...