M.R.D.: Time for the chapter that has those people at the beginning of chapter one. Sadly, the New Recruits are not in this chapter because you've already read what happens when this is going on. Take a guess at who one and two are. I want to see if anyone gets it. Look for clues.

Disclaimer: I didn't put one last time. Oh well, they can't sue me.

(All of this takes place at the same time as Chapter two)

3) What the Hell?

~~~In the Cave~~~

Batman: Where is Robin? I need to introduce him to my friend.

Michael Jackson: Are you sure he's a young boy?

~~~Why do I always go into the wrong Cave? The right Cave, hopefully~~~

?1: Are all of the minions accounted for?

?2: Yes my lord.

?1: Good job *bleep*. Here, have a cookie. What about the PurE (Pure Evil)?

?2: Asleep until we strike the evil ones.

?1: Excellent. Because of your good behavior, we can go and (Whispers in ?2's ear)

?2: Can we try that "Alabama Crab Dangle" master? (I got that from an episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by the Rock)

~~~Somewhere else, on the plane to California, which will take the X-Men to another plain to Hawaii~~~

Kurt, Storm, and Logan were asleep, While the professor was reading a book out loud to Beast.

Prof. X: "'If anyone object's this marriage speak now or forever hold you peace,' said the minister. After saying that, someone ripped a big juicy fart."

Beast: That truly is the best romance novel.

~~~Over on the other side~~~

Kurt: (Snore) Oh Storm. (Why do all the guys like Storm?)

Storm: (Snore) Oh Logan.

Logan: (Snore) Oh Kurt.

Rouge: (Who is sitting next to Logan) I always thought there was something wrong with him.

~~~Back at the Cave~~~

Michael Jackson: Oh Rob-

~~~We can move on~~~

?1: When will he get into to the right cave the first time?

?2: An excellent question my lord.

?1: I want you to send our top minions.

?2: We only have four, unless you sent the PurE with them.

?1: No! I will not send the PurE until they are both ready. If my four minions fail, then I'll send the both PurE to attack. And then we'll both show up to finish off the institute. It is pay back time.

~~~The scene changes to show the four minions; Blob, Sabretooth, Mystique, and Mesmero; running toward the institute~~~

~~~On the plane~~~

Prof. X: I sense something bad if going to happen.

Logan: (Still asleep) (Farts, really loudly)

~~~Back to the place were the four minions are~~~

Sabretooth: Must destroy!

Blob: Must raid the refrigerator!

Mystique: Why are you talking like that?

Blob: Because we must!

Mesmero: Why do I look like Xavier?

Mistique: Come! We must continue!

Mesmero: Oh look! We got company!

Nine Ring Wraith ride up to our villans.

Ring Wraith 1: (Hiss like noise) (Cough) Excuse me, but do you know the way to Middle Earth?

Blob: Take a right on Maple Drive, and keep going straight.

Ring Wraith 1: Thanks.

~~~Now back to the Cave~~~

?1: How close are they?

?2: So close, that the next chapter will have a battle between the institute and them.

~~~Hey! I got the right Cave!~~~

?1: Get the hell out of here!

~~~No~~~

?1: I'll give you these pictures of all the female New Recruits.

~~~Let me see them first~~~

?1: (Hand the narrator that tell the location the pictures)

~~~ (^ ^) Yay! Panties!~~~

?1: Now leave!

~~~Alright~~~

M.R.D.: That was possibly a little short, but it was still long. You have until chapter five or six to take your guesses. Did I forget to mention, I'm the location place dude.