M.R.D.: Sorry for the lack of updates, but I had major writer's block. I did get to clear my head for idea's this week because we had ice. Not snow, ice. It was so slippery; I slip down the driveway in my shoes! It was fun. But enough of my weather let me begin.

Disclaimer: Bobby will scare you in the next chapter.

5) Wasn't This in the Last One?

Last time it was reveled that Spyke and Quicksilver were the ones who wanted to destroy the institute. Why? Because Spyke is a (I know everyone hates him in their own way, so you make up a word to describe him. IF I FIND OUT ANYONE USES A NICE WORD TO DESCRIBE HIM THEN I'LL HAVE WOLVERINE PAY A VISIT TO YOU!) and Quicksilver is just his lover.

Bobby: How are you still alive? I killed you both!

Jubilee: Actually, you only killed Jean for a reson. Scott was an accident.

Bobby: His birth, or his supposed death?

Jubilee: Both.

Bobby: Rrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhht!

The New Recruits and Shadowcat started to go after Soyke and his lackey, when Jean and Scott's bodies, now alive, appeared in front of them.

Rahne: How did they get here again? And why is Quicksilver not talking fast?

Spyke: Oh, sorry. I forgot to explain. QUICKSILVER!

Quicksilver: Yes my master?

Spyke: tell them how it is that Jean and Scott are alive.

Quicksilver: Well, It all started three months ago. X-23 was still with you before she had to return to the road. (Everything gets all wavy)

(Quicksilver is now the narrator)

I was walking through the wood for I had been wakened by a noise. (You know what I'm talking about if you read the first one) Then I saw you, along with the body of a fat guy. Then I saw Jean and Scott appear.

???: I knew it!

All: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! IT'S YOU TWO IDIOTS!!!

???: Yes it is us! Jean Grey and Scott Summers, and we are here to stop you!

(The New Recruits huddle up)

Jubilee: How do we beat those two idiots?

Jamie: First, you (Points to Jubilee), Rahne, and Amara will take off all of your clothes-(BANG)

Rahne: (Hand is curled into a fist) WHO ELSE WHANTS SOME!?

Bobby: Hey! I just got an idea!

Everyone (including Jean and Scott): You do? How?

Bobby: I dunno. But, hey Rahne, Jean and Scott called you a bi*ch.

Rahne: (Looks at Jean and Scott) KILL! KILL THE BI*CH AND HER MONKEY TOY!

Everyone: Monkey Toy?

Rahne: (Attacks Jean and Scott)

Roberto: Now! Grab Santa's body and RUN!!!!

They all (Except Rahne, Jean, and Scott) runaway, when something happened.

???: (CRASH!)

Everyone: Wha?

???: My head.

Everyone: Wha, again? The New Recruits look over at what crashed to see Kurt and X-23.

X-23: (Still stoned) You crashed the sleigh you idiot!

Kurt: (Still drunk) You forgot to drop the presents off at the institute.

The New Recruits then look over at what said "My head."

All of the recruits: What the hell? You're alive?

Santa: OF COURSE I'M ALIVE! I'M SANTA! I CAN'T DIE! (Bang)

Bobby: SANTA!

Santa: (Falls to the ground) Ohhhhh, Granddad?

Jean came out of nowhere, holding a rather tree branch with her powers, while Scott was holding Rahne back with pictures of the Professor, I won't tell you how he got them, let's just say it involved candles, that song that goes "Let's get in on," and a pot roast.

Bobby: You killed Santa!

X-23: We killed him first.

Jubilee: You'll pay!

Kurt: You guys should have paid first.

Rahne: HELP ME! I'M TOO AFRAID TO TRANSEFORM! HELP ME!

Sam: RAHNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are going to pay you (*CENCORED FOR WHAT HE SAYS WILL MAKE THIS STORY R RATED*)

Everyone: O_O

Scott: (Mouth hanging open, which causes his sun glasses to fall of and shoot Sam)

Rahne: GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of the New Recruits, X-23, and Nightcrawler start to attack Jean, however, since Jean is pure evil she defeated them all.

Jean: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCOTT! KILL THEM IF THEY ARE NOT ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!

Scott: No.

Jean: What!

Scott: NO!

Jean: Why you! (Pushes him over a cliff with her crappy powers)

Bobby: (Weak) You killed him because he defied your order?

Jean: You! I've always wanted to kill you and all of the new kids. I think I'll start with Jubilee.

Bobby: YOU!

What happened next, well in Bayville they say, Bobby's small, tiny brain grew three sizes that day, which caused Bobby to start beating crap out of Jean.

Bobby: YOU STUPID, STUPID LITTLE BI*CH!

Jean: (Getting hit and frozen repeatedly)

Bobby: (Kills Jean) (Breathing heavily)

Jubilee: Damn.

Jamie: She's dead.

Roberto: Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

All of the other people started cheering

~~~End~~~

Quicksilver: I ran over to the cliff side to see Jean's unconscious body. I went down and put her in a small cave, because I thought people would blame me for her death. Soon after, I found Scott's body, still alive as well. I hid them both in that cave, until I was greeted by Spyke here. We teamed up, and healed the two X-Men. We found other recruits as well, and plot to destroy the institute.

Spyke: (Holding some popcorn) (Crying) That was so beautiful.

Bobby: I wish I had seen Jean get killed.

Everyone: -_-

Kitty: So that's why Rouge told me about you guys with Santa's body. (Rouge did see them, when that pizza came and she ran down stairs)

Amara: Hey! I just realized something!

Ray: What?

Amara: Bobby said something stupid!

Jamie: Bobby! You're stupid again!

Bobby: Finally! Why was I not stupid before?

Jubilee: Because of her. (Points toward Jean)

Bobby: Right! Let's get them!

And the Fight for Middle Earth began!

Everyone: Middle Earth?

Oh, I'm sorry, I meant the institute.

M.R.D.: All done. Next chapter be soon! (Anyone like the trip down memory lane?)