~ I know, it's been a while but I had writers block, something TTT extended. ed. seems to have fixed, for now anyway. Poor Faramir! Okay, on with the story. Oh, don't blame me for Gollum/Smeagol. My sister got herself invoved in messing with his character ~
'Frodo, Frodo!' Sam yelled, forcing his master to stop. 'Now don't you be getting too far ahead, or I might have to put a leash on you!'
Frodo, not suprisingly, took a step away. 'I don't think so! You stay away from me!' He broke into a sprint, only to trip on a rock and fall flat on his face.
'Mr. Frodo! Are you alright?!' Shrieked Sam.
'I will be once you let me get up.'
Sam oblidged and went over to the offending pebble. 'Now, that's MY mr. Frodo you tripped, and I'll have none of that!' He took his frying pan and wacked the poor little rock until it crumbled to pieces, not fully realizing how much danger he'd be in had Gimli been around.
For some reason, that was the last time Frodo tripped until they left Emyn Muil, but nobody thought to thank Sam for this lack of injury. The gardner, on the other hand, suddenly had plenty of trouble moving about.
One night, while they were sleeping, an odd growling noise. It went a little like this: 'My prrrresious, my darrrrling, my loverrrrrly rrrround baby...'
Sam suddenly jumped up and grabbed the intruding being, pulling him down to earth. 'What do you want with my master!'
'Meow.'
Frodo raised a tired yet curious eyebrow. 'Meow?'
The creature nodded eagerly and re-created the noise. Without warrning, he suddenly freed himself from Sam's grip and pounced on his somewhat over-large belly, proceading to lick the hobbit's face like any dog would do.
'Gerrof!' The animal did so, allowing Sam to look at it speculatively. 'It's a Kiggy!'
'A Kiggy?' Frodo asked.
'Half doggy half kitty!'
'Uh, Sam? That's Gollum.'
'Oh. Gollum is a Kiggy?'
Frodo couldn't help but wonder just how hard Sam had hit his head when Gollum had attacked him. 'No, he's a tortured soul who really wants the ring.'
'Prrrresious?'
Sam looked somewhat upset. 'Oh. Can I put him on a leash?!'
Sighing, Frodo consented.
Loud, hissing yelps echoed through the mountains. 'Frodo, I think I should take the leash off of him.'
'What will that accomplish? He's screaming because you won't let him walk! Jeez, just put him down already!'
'But he's MY Kiggy! Mine! My Own!'
'NNNNoooooooooooooo!' Gollum yelled at this.
'YES!' Sam shot back.
'If we let you walk,' Frodo said, ignoring Sam's pathetic wimpers. 'Will you lead us to Mordor's black gate?'
The creature nodded eagerly, desperate for Sam to let him go.
'There you go Sam, now he can be YOUR guide.'
'Umm... okay!'
And so it was that a very relived Gollum took on the task of leading them through the rock, sniffing the earth like a bloodhound and occasionally howling like a wolf. Frodo knew better than to comment on the thing's strange behavior to Sam, lest his gardener take offence.
*
Bookworm, I hadn't actually thought of having Rocky be the rock Sam threw, but it is an interesting idea... As for the Argonath, I decided I wanted to do something different, that I hadn't read yet (and I've read a lot of parodies) so that was the only thing I could come up with. And yes, I have talked to my walls at times... *looks around* I mean, no I don't...... Yeah, Aragorn's gonna be REALLY happy after Helm's Deep... Oo, I just thought of a great idea for that chapter, but I won't spoil it.
'Frodo, Frodo!' Sam yelled, forcing his master to stop. 'Now don't you be getting too far ahead, or I might have to put a leash on you!'
Frodo, not suprisingly, took a step away. 'I don't think so! You stay away from me!' He broke into a sprint, only to trip on a rock and fall flat on his face.
'Mr. Frodo! Are you alright?!' Shrieked Sam.
'I will be once you let me get up.'
Sam oblidged and went over to the offending pebble. 'Now, that's MY mr. Frodo you tripped, and I'll have none of that!' He took his frying pan and wacked the poor little rock until it crumbled to pieces, not fully realizing how much danger he'd be in had Gimli been around.
For some reason, that was the last time Frodo tripped until they left Emyn Muil, but nobody thought to thank Sam for this lack of injury. The gardner, on the other hand, suddenly had plenty of trouble moving about.
One night, while they were sleeping, an odd growling noise. It went a little like this: 'My prrrresious, my darrrrling, my loverrrrrly rrrround baby...'
Sam suddenly jumped up and grabbed the intruding being, pulling him down to earth. 'What do you want with my master!'
'Meow.'
Frodo raised a tired yet curious eyebrow. 'Meow?'
The creature nodded eagerly and re-created the noise. Without warrning, he suddenly freed himself from Sam's grip and pounced on his somewhat over-large belly, proceading to lick the hobbit's face like any dog would do.
'Gerrof!' The animal did so, allowing Sam to look at it speculatively. 'It's a Kiggy!'
'A Kiggy?' Frodo asked.
'Half doggy half kitty!'
'Uh, Sam? That's Gollum.'
'Oh. Gollum is a Kiggy?'
Frodo couldn't help but wonder just how hard Sam had hit his head when Gollum had attacked him. 'No, he's a tortured soul who really wants the ring.'
'Prrrresious?'
Sam looked somewhat upset. 'Oh. Can I put him on a leash?!'
Sighing, Frodo consented.
Loud, hissing yelps echoed through the mountains. 'Frodo, I think I should take the leash off of him.'
'What will that accomplish? He's screaming because you won't let him walk! Jeez, just put him down already!'
'But he's MY Kiggy! Mine! My Own!'
'NNNNoooooooooooooo!' Gollum yelled at this.
'YES!' Sam shot back.
'If we let you walk,' Frodo said, ignoring Sam's pathetic wimpers. 'Will you lead us to Mordor's black gate?'
The creature nodded eagerly, desperate for Sam to let him go.
'There you go Sam, now he can be YOUR guide.'
'Umm... okay!'
And so it was that a very relived Gollum took on the task of leading them through the rock, sniffing the earth like a bloodhound and occasionally howling like a wolf. Frodo knew better than to comment on the thing's strange behavior to Sam, lest his gardener take offence.
*
Bookworm, I hadn't actually thought of having Rocky be the rock Sam threw, but it is an interesting idea... As for the Argonath, I decided I wanted to do something different, that I hadn't read yet (and I've read a lot of parodies) so that was the only thing I could come up with. And yes, I have talked to my walls at times... *looks around* I mean, no I don't...... Yeah, Aragorn's gonna be REALLY happy after Helm's Deep... Oo, I just thought of a great idea for that chapter, but I won't spoil it.
