I appologize in advance for Treebeard I... ran out of ideas and this was all I could think of...
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Merry and Pippin were not very happy Hobbits. Frodo had escaped and those weird man on horses with the manical laughter had eaten all their little rodent friends. Pippin, of course, was still hungry, and he reminded Merry of this fact... well, he didn't really stop.
'Mery, I'm hungry.'
'I know.'
'No, I'm really, really hungry!'
'Me's'a too.'
The hobbits sprang around to see who had said this, but saw nothing but trees, trees and, yes, more trees.
One of the trees was moving.
'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Merry and Pippin both yelled and tried to run away, but they tripped over each other and landed in a heap.
'Come,' the tree said. 'Let's me's be'a feeding you.' And, with this, he picked them up and started walking off, deeper into the forest.
Suddenly, a bright white light shone on the three of them, and the tree stopped walking.
'Sarumon!' He yelled and very nearly dropped the two hobbits he was carrying.
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Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir were running again, running from the insane riders of, apparantly, Rohan- even though Gimli had assured them all that the Vulcan-neck pinch would knock somebody out for hours. (Rocky seemed to know an awful lot about it.)
Suddenly, they reached a big pile of ash around which burnt sticks had been discarded, the charred remains of food still sticking to them.
'Don't they care about the enviroment?' Rocky demanded.
'Apparently not.' Gimli replied.
'AHH!' Boromir yelled. 'The Creepy-Insane-Horse-Guys ATE Merry and Pippin!'
'No they didn't.' Aragorn snapped, scooping up handfulls of ash and sprinkling them on his hair to 'make it smell better'. 'They ate the Evil Chipmunks of Doom.'
'Oh, well that's o-' he stopped, suddenly captivated by a flash of gold at the corner of his eye. Legolas had made the mistake of running by him on his way to the forest's edge. His hair had caught the sunlight and... 'Oo, pertty....' Boromir muttered, stepping towards the elf, who pulled out an arrow and knoqued it into his bow, ready to shoot the man if he came any closer.
'Save the elf,' Rocky muttered desperately to Gimli.
'Ah, no. This'll be amusing...'
'Eep.' Legolas coughed.
'I KNEW HE COULD TALK!' Yelled a voice in the trees, one that sounded oddly like Pippin.
'REMEMBER WHAT HALDIR SAID?' Aragorn yelled back.
'WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT A PICNICK SPOT?'
'BOROMIR.'
'OH, OKAY!'
'Well, at least we know they're alive.' Gimli muttered.
'Drat it!' Rocky replied. 'Can we save the elf now?' Boromir was getting awfully close to Legolas' hair.
But Aragorn beet them to it. 'Oy, Boromir! Check this out!' And with that he took off his little green and silver ring and used it to get his friend's attention. 'Fetch!' And both the ring and Boromir flew off, away from the forest. 'Oops.' Aragorn said, watching the black spot that was Boromir. 'I think I needed that.'
'Yes, actually, you did. But, Boromir will find it. It's getting it from him that will be the difficult part.' Aragorn turned to see a person with very, very white hair.
'Gandalf...' Rocky whispered.
'Nonsence, Gandalf would never have white hair...' Gimli began to argue.
'Not in my younger days, no, but I have grown beyond that. I am mature-er now.'
'Mature-er?' STRIDER mouthed.
'Really, you all act like children. There are important things to do and all you can do is stand around roasting Chipmunks?'
'We did-' Aragorn began.
'Don't argue, it's imature. Come, we must go to Meduseld. Important bussiness is there.'
And so they set off.
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Bookworm ~ No, he's too dim to realize that it's Legolas speaking, but yes, the 'Golden hall' is going to be fun... I like Vulcan neck pinches though. I can't do them, but I have the feeling that an elf could.
Eveenstar ~ The Boromir-Legolas' hair bit in this chapter was just for you, I hoped you liked it, *smile* Boromir is one of my favorite characters- its fun to write for him, hehe. As for Sam and Gollum... well, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
Idiots get lucky all the time. Otherwise there would be none in the world, lol. Anyway, I'm glad you like my story! And, really, I have no problem with getting so many reviews at once, *s* it makes me feel loved.
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Merry and Pippin were not very happy Hobbits. Frodo had escaped and those weird man on horses with the manical laughter had eaten all their little rodent friends. Pippin, of course, was still hungry, and he reminded Merry of this fact... well, he didn't really stop.
'Mery, I'm hungry.'
'I know.'
'No, I'm really, really hungry!'
'Me's'a too.'
The hobbits sprang around to see who had said this, but saw nothing but trees, trees and, yes, more trees.
One of the trees was moving.
'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Merry and Pippin both yelled and tried to run away, but they tripped over each other and landed in a heap.
'Come,' the tree said. 'Let's me's be'a feeding you.' And, with this, he picked them up and started walking off, deeper into the forest.
Suddenly, a bright white light shone on the three of them, and the tree stopped walking.
'Sarumon!' He yelled and very nearly dropped the two hobbits he was carrying.
`
Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir were running again, running from the insane riders of, apparantly, Rohan- even though Gimli had assured them all that the Vulcan-neck pinch would knock somebody out for hours. (Rocky seemed to know an awful lot about it.)
Suddenly, they reached a big pile of ash around which burnt sticks had been discarded, the charred remains of food still sticking to them.
'Don't they care about the enviroment?' Rocky demanded.
'Apparently not.' Gimli replied.
'AHH!' Boromir yelled. 'The Creepy-Insane-Horse-Guys ATE Merry and Pippin!'
'No they didn't.' Aragorn snapped, scooping up handfulls of ash and sprinkling them on his hair to 'make it smell better'. 'They ate the Evil Chipmunks of Doom.'
'Oh, well that's o-' he stopped, suddenly captivated by a flash of gold at the corner of his eye. Legolas had made the mistake of running by him on his way to the forest's edge. His hair had caught the sunlight and... 'Oo, pertty....' Boromir muttered, stepping towards the elf, who pulled out an arrow and knoqued it into his bow, ready to shoot the man if he came any closer.
'Save the elf,' Rocky muttered desperately to Gimli.
'Ah, no. This'll be amusing...'
'Eep.' Legolas coughed.
'I KNEW HE COULD TALK!' Yelled a voice in the trees, one that sounded oddly like Pippin.
'REMEMBER WHAT HALDIR SAID?' Aragorn yelled back.
'WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT A PICNICK SPOT?'
'BOROMIR.'
'OH, OKAY!'
'Well, at least we know they're alive.' Gimli muttered.
'Drat it!' Rocky replied. 'Can we save the elf now?' Boromir was getting awfully close to Legolas' hair.
But Aragorn beet them to it. 'Oy, Boromir! Check this out!' And with that he took off his little green and silver ring and used it to get his friend's attention. 'Fetch!' And both the ring and Boromir flew off, away from the forest. 'Oops.' Aragorn said, watching the black spot that was Boromir. 'I think I needed that.'
'Yes, actually, you did. But, Boromir will find it. It's getting it from him that will be the difficult part.' Aragorn turned to see a person with very, very white hair.
'Gandalf...' Rocky whispered.
'Nonsence, Gandalf would never have white hair...' Gimli began to argue.
'Not in my younger days, no, but I have grown beyond that. I am mature-er now.'
'Mature-er?' STRIDER mouthed.
'Really, you all act like children. There are important things to do and all you can do is stand around roasting Chipmunks?'
'We did-' Aragorn began.
'Don't argue, it's imature. Come, we must go to Meduseld. Important bussiness is there.'
And so they set off.
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Bookworm ~ No, he's too dim to realize that it's Legolas speaking, but yes, the 'Golden hall' is going to be fun... I like Vulcan neck pinches though. I can't do them, but I have the feeling that an elf could.
Eveenstar ~ The Boromir-Legolas' hair bit in this chapter was just for you, I hoped you liked it, *smile* Boromir is one of my favorite characters- its fun to write for him, hehe. As for Sam and Gollum... well, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
Idiots get lucky all the time. Otherwise there would be none in the world, lol. Anyway, I'm glad you like my story! And, really, I have no problem with getting so many reviews at once, *s* it makes me feel loved.
