Disclaimer - I don't own POTC, any characters, events, plots, settings, etc. from it. It belongs to Disney.

Jen's mouth dropped open at the sight of the plank.

"Let's go." Jack said impatiently, waving his hand in front of her. Jen looked around. The entire crew was standing there, looking on with solemn faces. Jen's heart was beating painfully hard.

"What's going on?" Asked Jen nervously. "Is this...a mutiny?" Jack nodded.

"Exactly. So come on. Up you go, luv." Jack picked her up and carried her onto the plank, placing her down on the edge. It was swaying horribly. Jen clung tightly to Jack, who was behind her.

"Easy along there luv." He said with a grin. Jen looked down into the water. What if there were sharks below? Jack wasn't making it any easier. He was lightly springing up and down, just enough to make the board waver.

"What's going on Jack?" Jen demanded.

"You'll see." Jack answered. Jen looked over the sea. Suddenly, her eyes caught sight of a small island.

"This IS a mutiny!" Jen shrieked. "And I'm not even the captain." Jen watched in horrified silence as the island grew closer and closer. Had this all been some kind of joke? Was Jack seriously demented? Was it a game? Wooing women and leaving them to die? Jen shuddered, wondering if she would find bones on that island. So this was why he had taught her to swim. Jack felt the shudder.

"Something wrong luv?" He asked. Jen turned cautiously, furious. Seconds later, a sharp crack rang through the air and Jack gingerly touched his face.

"Yes. Something's wrong. You." Jen spat back, turning around again.

"C'mon Jack, we don't have all day!" Anna Maria snapped. Jack nodded.

"Right. Come on luv, off you go!" Jack prodded. Jen stood stone still.

"Fine." Jack said. He procedded to pick her up and throw her. Down Jen hurtled through the space between the water and the board. She hit feet first. This time she was grateful to only be in her underclothes. She swam towards the island, hearing another splash behind her. She wondered what they were sending after her. What if it was Nicole? She turned.

"Nicole! Nicole!" She screamed.

"What!" Nicole answered. Nicole was still up on the ship, waving. Jen turned around and kept swimming towards the island. Finally, she felt sand beneath her feet and stood. She stumbled onto the sand and flopped down, lying in the sand. She felt gross, wet and sand covered. But she was tired too. She closed her eyes, cursing Jack. She wondered how she was ever to get off this island.

"Jen?" Jack asked.

"What?" Jen snapped. Suddenly, she bolted upright.

"Jack?" She asked in disbelief.

"Course. Did you think we were really throwing you off the ship?" He inquired with an amused smile.

"No. I'm not that stupid." Jen lied. He nodded, seeing past the lie.

"They'll be back for us in a week." He said, disappearing for a second among the trees. When he returned, he was holding two bottles of rum.

"Before I knew you needed me, I was planning to come back for you anyway. So I stocked this island up. And now it serves a good purpose. Welcome to your honeymoon!" Jack said with a bow. Jen laughed, accepting the bottle of rum he held out.

"But we're not married."

"Technically, you would've been by now without my interference. And so we'll worry about the marriage part later. This is our honeymoon." Jack told her, pulling off the cork from his bottle and sitting down, dragging Jen with him.

"You know, that was the best proposal I've ever had." Jen told him. He grinned.

"Did I ever tell you about the time that I was stranded on this island? Elizabeth burned all my rum. Then I got captured by bloody Norrington." The story grew on, as the sips of rum got longer.

"And then they made me their chief...."

ON THE BLACK PEARL

The crew went back to work. Nicole followed Gibbs.

"So...what are we doing?" She asked. Gibbs noticed her out of the corner of his eye.

"Not you again." He sighed with exasperation.

"Hey, Gibbs! What's with the girl?" Asked another sailor. Suddenly, a new figure was on the ship. Legolas Greenleaf bowed to Nicole, offering his hand.

"It is safe for you to return, now that the Ring is destroyed and Sauron is gone. Will you return?" He asked, offering his hand. Nicole took it.

"Of course, Legolas. I always thought this world was too modern for me. How's Aragorn?" And suddenly....they were gone. The crew shook their heads and raided Jack's cabin for rum, muttering something about sunstroke.

LOL LAST PART WAS KINDA STRANGE BUT NICOLE NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING TOO! ANYWAY...THAT WAS THE END! I'm not sure what else I'm going to do yet...maybe a sequel or maybe another story!