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YAY! I'm back! And with another idiotic story!
But first, I would like to say some shout outs!
~ Thank you Aikenlicious for your review! The advice would have been helpful BEFORE I did the experiment! LOL! But you can't blame me.... It was a really hot day, last period, Friday and to top it all off, I'm a 13 year old with the attention span of a gnat, a three year old child, Craig Nicholls, and d) all of the above. O_o
LOL!
~ Thanks to Lady Kouga who pretty much reviews .....uhh....lot of.....stuff....
~ And thank-you ANDY-CHAN! ^_^
~ And thank-you anyone else who reviewed! ^_^ Sorry if I missed you! -_-;;
XD Okay people this is based on an experience I had in Visual Arts.....*screams*
Uhh right........
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Vegeta was sitting at a table with a big lump of clay in front of him... big mistake....
He sat staring blankly at it as he did for a lot of stuff.
They were supposed to be making clay faces. But how on earth were they supposed to make faces with a lump of clay?
"Geeze! We're kids! Not miracle workers!" Vegeta mumbled to himself.
Vegeta picked up a wooden spoon-thingy [I forget what they were called -_-] and stabbed it into the clay.
He continued to poke the piece of wood into the clay, creating many holes in it.
Just then the teacher walked past.
"Vegeta, what are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm making a face..." Vegeta replied sarcastically, "Can't you see? It's an abstract work of art that tells the story of a young girl's tragic death, as she was stabbed brutally with a plastic spork...." He went on to draw a tiny smiley face in the clay.
The teacher glared and wandered off.
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After a few minutes of stabbing and poking Vegeta got up and walked over to the sink and washed his hands.
He then walked back to the table, sat down and rubbed water all over the clay, turning it into a slimy blob of yellowish-browny stuff.
He then proceeded to pull the blob apart and squashed them onto the table.
The girl across the table from him began to squirm.
Vegeta was completely oblivious to this, or so the innocent girl though.
She slowly backed away from the table and slowly turned around to the table behind her.
*SPLAT!*
Without warning Vegeta threw random blobs of gooey, slimy, yellowy-browny clay at the girl.
The girl let out a petrified screech and ran out of the classroom.
Luckily the teacher had been out of the room at the time, but she returned to find one of the students with a brown stain down her uniform.....
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Heh heh heh! I'm so evil!
Thankfully I didn't throw wet clay at the girl, it was dry! =]
But I did turn my lump of clay into a slimy.....uhh....thing..... O_o
Who says girls don't like mud? I played with the lump of mud....and I'm a girl.....
I think.....
I hope.....
LOL! J/K!
Please review! ^_^ .
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.
.
YAY! I'm back! And with another idiotic story!
But first, I would like to say some shout outs!
~ Thank you Aikenlicious for your review! The advice would have been helpful BEFORE I did the experiment! LOL! But you can't blame me.... It was a really hot day, last period, Friday and to top it all off, I'm a 13 year old with the attention span of a gnat, a three year old child, Craig Nicholls, and d) all of the above. O_o
LOL!
~ Thanks to Lady Kouga who pretty much reviews .....uhh....lot of.....stuff....
~ And thank-you ANDY-CHAN! ^_^
~ And thank-you anyone else who reviewed! ^_^ Sorry if I missed you! -_-;;
XD Okay people this is based on an experience I had in Visual Arts.....*screams*
Uhh right........
.
.
.
.
.
.
Vegeta was sitting at a table with a big lump of clay in front of him... big mistake....
He sat staring blankly at it as he did for a lot of stuff.
They were supposed to be making clay faces. But how on earth were they supposed to make faces with a lump of clay?
"Geeze! We're kids! Not miracle workers!" Vegeta mumbled to himself.
Vegeta picked up a wooden spoon-thingy [I forget what they were called -_-] and stabbed it into the clay.
He continued to poke the piece of wood into the clay, creating many holes in it.
Just then the teacher walked past.
"Vegeta, what are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm making a face..." Vegeta replied sarcastically, "Can't you see? It's an abstract work of art that tells the story of a young girl's tragic death, as she was stabbed brutally with a plastic spork...." He went on to draw a tiny smiley face in the clay.
The teacher glared and wandered off.
~~~
After a few minutes of stabbing and poking Vegeta got up and walked over to the sink and washed his hands.
He then walked back to the table, sat down and rubbed water all over the clay, turning it into a slimy blob of yellowish-browny stuff.
He then proceeded to pull the blob apart and squashed them onto the table.
The girl across the table from him began to squirm.
Vegeta was completely oblivious to this, or so the innocent girl though.
She slowly backed away from the table and slowly turned around to the table behind her.
*SPLAT!*
Without warning Vegeta threw random blobs of gooey, slimy, yellowy-browny clay at the girl.
The girl let out a petrified screech and ran out of the classroom.
Luckily the teacher had been out of the room at the time, but she returned to find one of the students with a brown stain down her uniform.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Heh heh heh! I'm so evil!
Thankfully I didn't throw wet clay at the girl, it was dry! =]
But I did turn my lump of clay into a slimy.....uhh....thing..... O_o
Who says girls don't like mud? I played with the lump of mud....and I'm a girl.....
I think.....
I hope.....
LOL! J/K!
Please review! ^_^ .
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