Hey y'all! Here's some odd stuff I thought of with the Harry Potter crew!

A/n: I don't own harry potter :(

Dancing

Ron: What the bloody hell are you doing?

Hermione *holding her legs and sitting in V position*: Stretching you idiot!

Ron: That doesn't look like stretching! And what for?

Hermione: Well it is and if I want to dance I have to stretch.

Ron: You don't take dance! Anyways, dancing is stupid! (an: I take dance so please don't be offended)

Hermione: You wanna bet????

Ron: Ya! Bring it on!

Hermione: Okay! If I win you have to do something!

Ron: Okay and if I win you have to do something for me!

Hermione *gets up and does a triple pirouette, a Russian, and a switch- split leap*: There!

Ron: That wasn't dancing! I show you how to dance! *Ron starts doing the funky chicken as Hermione rolls on the floor laughing.*

Hermione: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That sure was some move but I win.*Wipes tears from her eyes*

Ron: WHAT?! I win! This doesn't work! How can we tell who wins?

Hermione: Harry! Tell us who's dance is real dance!

Harry *apprehensively* : Okay

Both do their dances and wait for Harry's answer.

Harry: Um....

~Next Day~

Ron *dressed up like a girl*: Do I have to do this?

Hermione: This is what you get for thinking I can't dance.