Final Fantasy: The Game Show
Episode 1
Selphie: Live from Costa Del Sol, it's Final Fantasy: The Game Show! And here is your host, Laguna Loire!
+ Fans Applaud +
Laguna: Welcome to the show, where one lucky FF cast member may win 1 Million Gil!!! Now, to meet our 6 lucky contestants! From Cosmo Canyon, Nanaki! From, Besaid, Wakka! From Balamb, Zell Dincht! From Bran Bal, Zidane Tribal! From Narshe, Terra Branford! And, from Lesalia, Agrias Oaks! Now, to our first competition Trivial Pursuit! Selphie, if you would?
Selphie: Question 1: Who killed Aeris Gainsborough?
Nanaki: Sephiroth.
Selphie: Good! #2: Who married Yu-
Nanaki: Seymour.
Selphie: Good! #3
Nanaki: Green
Selphie: #38
Nanaki: Spiral of Death
Selphie #59
Nanaki: Raging hormones!
Selphie: #100: What is the most continuous name in Final Fantasy?
Nanaki: Biggs
Selphie: Sorry
Nanaki: NOOOOOOOOO-hackhack-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-hackhack-OOOOOOOOOO!
Wakka: Boss
Selphie: No!
Agrias: Chocobo
Selphie: No
Terra: Cid!
Selphie: Yes! The score is Nanaki: 99 Terra: 1 Rest: 0 Nanaki continues!
Laguna: Now, for the physical competition! A race!
+ Everyone races +
Laguna: In 5th is Wakka, 4th is Terra, 3rd is Zell, 2nd is Agrias, Zidane Continues!
Terra: Shiznits!
Zell: Moo!
Wakka: It sucks, ya? Ya? Ya? Ya? Ya?
Agrias: Shut up, idiot!
Wakka: I will, ya?
Laguna: Now, you must be selected by the Select-O-Bot! Select-O-Bot, sniff out the final participant!
Select-O-Bot: Scanning... Zell, too sexy... Wakka, too Jamaican... Agrias, too strong... Terra, you are the winner you sexy beast...
BGM: I'm so excited! I just can't hide it! I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know... bzzt!!!
Select-O-Bot: self-destruct, record broken, self-destruct...
Laguna: Everyone look out!
+ Laguna destroys Select-O-Bot +
Laguna: Now, we will randomly pick an event! Eat 1000 marshmallows the fastest! Go! After, one hour, Nanaki-207 Zidane-381 Terra-367!
Zidane: POTTY!!!
+ Zidane releases waste on stage +
Laguna, at 4 hours and 19 minutes Terra wins! Terra also gets to pick out of our 16 doors for gil!
Terra: 7
Laguna: 908 Gil! Good job and we'll see you next week!
Selphie: Brought to you by McDonald's I'm loving it!, Square Enix's Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, and Barbie from Mattel! See you soon!
Episode 1
Selphie: Live from Costa Del Sol, it's Final Fantasy: The Game Show! And here is your host, Laguna Loire!
+ Fans Applaud +
Laguna: Welcome to the show, where one lucky FF cast member may win 1 Million Gil!!! Now, to meet our 6 lucky contestants! From Cosmo Canyon, Nanaki! From, Besaid, Wakka! From Balamb, Zell Dincht! From Bran Bal, Zidane Tribal! From Narshe, Terra Branford! And, from Lesalia, Agrias Oaks! Now, to our first competition Trivial Pursuit! Selphie, if you would?
Selphie: Question 1: Who killed Aeris Gainsborough?
Nanaki: Sephiroth.
Selphie: Good! #2: Who married Yu-
Nanaki: Seymour.
Selphie: Good! #3
Nanaki: Green
Selphie: #38
Nanaki: Spiral of Death
Selphie #59
Nanaki: Raging hormones!
Selphie: #100: What is the most continuous name in Final Fantasy?
Nanaki: Biggs
Selphie: Sorry
Nanaki: NOOOOOOOOO-hackhack-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-hackhack-OOOOOOOOOO!
Wakka: Boss
Selphie: No!
Agrias: Chocobo
Selphie: No
Terra: Cid!
Selphie: Yes! The score is Nanaki: 99 Terra: 1 Rest: 0 Nanaki continues!
Laguna: Now, for the physical competition! A race!
+ Everyone races +
Laguna: In 5th is Wakka, 4th is Terra, 3rd is Zell, 2nd is Agrias, Zidane Continues!
Terra: Shiznits!
Zell: Moo!
Wakka: It sucks, ya? Ya? Ya? Ya? Ya?
Agrias: Shut up, idiot!
Wakka: I will, ya?
Laguna: Now, you must be selected by the Select-O-Bot! Select-O-Bot, sniff out the final participant!
Select-O-Bot: Scanning... Zell, too sexy... Wakka, too Jamaican... Agrias, too strong... Terra, you are the winner you sexy beast...
BGM: I'm so excited! I just can't hide it! I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know... bzzt!!!
Select-O-Bot: self-destruct, record broken, self-destruct...
Laguna: Everyone look out!
+ Laguna destroys Select-O-Bot +
Laguna: Now, we will randomly pick an event! Eat 1000 marshmallows the fastest! Go! After, one hour, Nanaki-207 Zidane-381 Terra-367!
Zidane: POTTY!!!
+ Zidane releases waste on stage +
Laguna, at 4 hours and 19 minutes Terra wins! Terra also gets to pick out of our 16 doors for gil!
Terra: 7
Laguna: 908 Gil! Good job and we'll see you next week!
Selphie: Brought to you by McDonald's I'm loving it!, Square Enix's Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, and Barbie from Mattel! See you soon!
