Final Fantasy: The Game Show

Episode 2: Valentine's Day Edition

Selphie: Live from Shin-Ra rocket No. 26, it's Final Fantasy: The Game Show! So grab your valentine and heeeeere's Laguna Loire!

+ Fans applaud +

Laguna: Thanks, Selphie! Ok, today is Valentine's Day! We've brought six FF hotties to sell 100 heart shaped boxes of chocolates for 800 Gil! They each get a chocobo to guide them around! This was all taped yesterday and you will see who wins! Let's see how Tifa did?

+ On the screen +

Tifa: Will you buy chocolates for 800 Gil?

Homeless Bum: With those jugs I'll buy 12 boxes, but I'm broke!

Tifa: F you!

+ Tifa walks to a lesbian +

Tifa: Would you want some chocolates for 800 gil?

Lesbian: Oh yes! Yes! I'll buy 60, sexy beast!

+ Tifa takes the gil and gives her the chocolates and runs +

Laguna: Tifa clocked in at 79 minutes! Now, lets check on Lulu! Oops, Lulu and Freya have not completed! Now, let's see how Celes did!

+ On the screen +

Celes: Chocolate?

All: YES, SEXY LADY!

Laguna: Celes clocked in at 29 minutes! Now let's see Paine! Oops, Paine broke the camera but sold them all in 187 minutes! Ok, let's see Quistis! She clocked in at 7 minutes!

Quistis: You like me! You really like me! I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, and OH MY GOD, did someone just die?

Laguna: Ooops!

+ The rocket flies off course +

Cid: I'll save you!

+ All the Cids pilot the rocket into a parallel universe +

Rinoa: Oooh!

Yuffie: Ooh!

Girl: I'm Yanu! This is Tudis, Kawa, Rauno, Lucy, Himarki, and Kirru!

Girl: I'm Saire, this is Fog, Fita, Rabbit, Blue, Fuyie, Dic, Kate This, and Cinvent!

Girl: I'm Narget! This is Dizane, Stinner, Vivian, Kieo, Fyera, Kinga, and Aramant!

Girl: I'm Inoar! This is Qualls, Uistisq, Rvinei, Ellz, Agunal, Elfies, and Deae!

Terra: Aiiiiiiieeeee- fart!

+ Terra's windbreak destroys both universes +

Pyreflies: Have a happy, have a happy, have a hap hap happy Valentines Day!