Selphie: Live from beautiful Balamb Garden, its Final Fantasy: The Game Show! And filling in for Sir Laguna is-

Weakest Link Host: Welcome to the Weakest Link!

Audience: Boo!

Selphie: Contestants?

Lulu: Lulu, 22, Black Mage, Besaid

Yuffie: Yuffie, 14, Ninja, Wutai

Steiner: Adelbert, 35, Knight, Alexandria

Squall: Squall, 17, See-D Unit, Balamb

Eiko: Eiko, 6, Summoner, Madain Sari

Quistis: Quistis, 18, Intructor, Balamb

Vincent: Vincent, 29, Vampire, Nibelheim

Tidus: Tidus, 17, Blitzball Player, Zanarkand

WLH: Let's play! Lulu, if clowns were edible, what flavor would they be?

Lulu: Cherry?

WLH: No, Human and Whipped Cream! Yuffie what came first the chicken or the egg?

Yuffie: Egg!

WLH: No the sock! Adelbert, who invented midgets?

Steiner: Vivi

WLH: No, Santa! Squall, name five cows

Squall: You, Ellone, Lulu, Elsie, and you

WLH: No, Eiko, who invented you?

Eiko: God!

WLH: Yes, Quistis, who is your B(@$#?

Quistis: You!

WLH: Yes, Vincent-

Vincent: I like eggs

WLH: No, Tidus-

Vincent: I like eggs

WLH: Vote now lazy peoples!

Selphie: All but Eiko and Quistis are the Weakest Link

WLH: Voting over!

Lulu: Squall

Yuffie: Vincent

Steiner: Eiko

Squall: Lu

Eiko: Steiner

Quistis: Tidus

Vincent: Eggs

Tidus: Yuffie

WLH: Quistis wins! Pick a prize

Quistis: 9

WLH: You win 22783 Gil!

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