Thanks for the reviews. And to LimeJuiceTub, Lily yells a lot now because she despises James and he infuriates her. That's what she was like in Snape's memory in OOTP, so that's how I'm making her. She won't be like that for long though.

A few nights later, Lily, Dylan, Ashley, Toni and Sammi were sitting in the Common Room doing a particularly hard Transfiguration essay. They looked up as Remus walked over and sat next to Sammi.

"Mind if I sit with you guys?" he said, glancing nervously over at the back of the room. "I'd rather not be with the other Marauders right now."

"Sure," Sammi said smiling, "but why?"

Remus opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off by a shriek that filled the common room.

"YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?"

'That's why."

The girls spun around to look at the back of common room, where they saw the girl James had gone on a date with their first night back standing over him screaming herself hoarse, tears pouring down her face.

"I-I thought you were different…you told me you loved me…you were just doing it to get me into bed?" she cried disbelievingly.

"Where have we heard that one before?" Dylan whispered sardonically, rolling her eyes at Toni.

"No, it's not that. I did have feelings for you, I just sort of …changed my mind," James said, nonchalantly.

Most of the older kids turned away uninterested, because they were so used to seeing Sirius and James do this to girls. The first years, however, were gaping at the scene before them, not understanding how James could be so mean.

The girl ran over to her friends, sobbing, and James pulled his books towards him and started his homework as if nothing had happened. Remus shook his head and went over to join him.

"He's the biggest prick I have ever seen in my entire life," Toni said scowling," besides Sirius of course. They have absolutely no compassion for anybody but themselves."

"I wish some girl would give him a taste of his own medicine. You know, sleep with him and then dump him. Just so he could get a taste of how it feels." Lily said angrily.

"Are you kidding?" Ashley said, "He would love that. He'd get what he wanted without having to do the dirty work."

"Not if it was somebody he really liked," Sammi said, glancing at Lily. "And you're the only person he's ever liked or ever will like."

"Lily!" Dylan said, her eyes lighting up. "You should do it! He'd be crushed!"

"Dylan that's horrible!" Ashley said, surprised. "Lily's better than that, she's not going to sink to his level."

"Oh shut up Ash, you know he deserves it," Dylan said, waving her hand impatiently. "Think about it Lily, you'd be making him feel the pain that he's put every one of those girls through."

"Yuck, no!" Lily said disgusted. "I'm not sleeping with James Potter."

Sammi's eyes widened when she saw Sirius get up and walk over to her sister, with a nervous expression on his face. She knew what was coming next. "Lily do it!" she said angrily. "If he knew how it felt, maybe he would stop doing it to other girls. And if Sirius saw his best friend in pain like that, maybe he'd stop too. Think about how many broken hearts you'd be preventing. Do it for all the girls that he's ruined."

Lily bit her lip as she looked over at the girl James had just dumped, who was sitting at a table sobbing with her head in her hands. Her friends were trying to comfort her while glaring at James.

"Alright, I'll do it." Lily said. The other four girls' eyes widened. None of them thought Lily would actually agree to it; sleeping with your worst enemy wasn't exactly a pleasant thing, even if she was doing it for a good cause…sort of.

"Are you serious?" Dylan squealed excitedly.

"Yep," Lily said, her voice full of determination.

"Oh, I can't wait to see the look on his face when you dump him." Toni said eagerly.

"Lily, I don't think you should, it's not very nice…"

"Ashley shut up," Dylan, Toni, and Sammi said together.

"Look, Ash, you need to stop being so innocent and saintly," Dylan said, annoyed. "We're almost eighteen, you need to stop acting like a fucking 10 year old."

"Sorry if you consider not wanting to ruin peoples lives saintly. And just because I'm not a slut like you doesn't mean I'm acting like a 10 year old." Ashley said through clenched teeth. "If I'm not enough of a bitchy whore for the four of you, maybe I'll just go find some new friends to hang out with." She got up and went over to two sixth year girls sitting near the fire

"Ashley no, she didn't mean it like that-" Lily started to call after her, but Dylan cut her off.

"Lily leave her, she'll come to her senses soon enough. She has to learn not to be such a goody two shoes all the time. Anyway, back to the James thing. You have to make it seem real. He knows you're not one of those easy bimbos he usually dates, so you can't sleep with him on the first night. You're going to have to date him for a few weeks before you do anything."

Lily groaned. "That would be torture," she whined. "Can't I just pretend that he's so sexy I can't resist? He's such a swellhead, he'd believe it."

"No," Sammi said sternly. "He would get really suspicious, he knows you're not like that."

"Plus, the longer you go out with him, the harder it'll be on him when you break up," Toni said, grinning maliciously.

"Alright, alright fine. I'll try. I'll tell him I like him at our meeting tonight."

The three girls squealed and hugged Lily. She stood up and walked up the staircase to her dormitory to get ready. If she was going to really destroy James, she had to make him want her even more than he already did. She rummaged through her trunk, looking for the most provocative muggle clothes she had. She settled on a tight red halter-top that ended right above her belly button and showed a bit of cleavage, and a short black miniskirt. She straightened her hair and curled it slightly inward at the bottom, the way she liked it best. When she was all ready she left the dormitory and went down to the common room, winking at her grinning friends as she passed them, and over to James.

"You ready to go James?" she said sweetly, walking up to where him, Remus, Sirius, and Peter were sitting.

All four of them looked up and their jaws dropped.

"Holy shit Evans!" Sirius said his eyes widening, "you look HOT,"

James smacked Sirius in the back of his head. "Why are you being nice to me?" he said, suspiciously.

"Well, I've decided you were right. We are going to be spending a lot of time together this year, so we should make the best of it. I want to be friends."

"Er, right," James said, sure that she was playing some kind of joke on him. "Stop drooling, Wormtail," he snapped at Peter, who was still gawking at Lily, unable to take his eyes off her. Peter jumped and looked down at the floor, blushing. "Well, all right then, let's go," James said, getting up.

Lily noticed Remus staring at her with his eyebrow raised. "What's with the clothes and the makeup?" he said. "That's not you and you know it."

She shrugged. "Just something I threw on."

She walked out through the portrait hole with James, and down to the Head students' office.

She sat down on the couch in the middle of the room, closing her eyes and preparing for the worst as James went into the back room to get some papers from the filing cabinet.

            "Er, James, I…I have to tell you something," she said tentatively as he came back into the room and sat down at the other end of the couch.

            "Um, okay," he said, wondering what the hell had gotten into her.

            "James, I like you…a lot…" she said quietly, surprising herself at how convincing it sounded.

            James gave her a skeptical look. "No, no you don't. You hate me with a passion, and seeing as you know how much I like you, that's really horrible of you to do to me, you know, leading me on like that."

            It took all of her self-control not to slap him. "Who's he to talk about it not being right to lead people on?" she thought incredulously.

            "I'm not leading you on, I swear," she said, forcing herself to continue on without screaming at him. "I really like you. I've just been pretending I despised you because I was scared you'd use me like the other girls."

            James still couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Are you sure you're not under the imperious curse?" he said, staring into her eyes, looking for signs of blankness. "Or some kind of love potion or something?"

            "No, James, I like you, I really, really do." She said impatiently. "If I didn't, would I do this?"

            She slid over to his end of the couch and kissed him, taking even herself by surprised.

            After a few seconds she broke away and looked at him expectantly.

            He just gaped at her, numb with shock, and too surprised to say anything.