Rivalry of Three

R

hollyberry

summary: Ryou is growing up into a very lovely young man. The Yuugi-tachi goes on a vacation and Malik, Yami, and Y.Marik are thinking up ways to get Ryou laid---that is, if they can survive Y.Bakura's constant foiling of their plans---

pairings: The votes are in!(I counted it from all the sites I've posted this fic in) The first person who can guess the right pairing, I will write a fic for. With any details, any pairing EXCEPT Malik/anyone(I've got big plans for him on Valentine's Day).

Chapter 2: The Bigger the Better

Kukulu island wasn't exactly very big. But it was a wonderful resort in the middle of nowhere. Tall palm trees surrounding tiny wooden cabins, fresh cool air gently blowing from the east, clear blue waves rapidly moving up the shore, and warm sand curling up the toes--the possibilities for a comfortable vacation were endless---and that was exactly why Solomon Motou chose the spot for a month of fun in the sun. It was a magical place where anything could happen---and Solomon knew Yuugi's friends would love the air of romance and adventure that filled the place.

"Three people will be sharing a cabin to sleep in while we're here." Yuugi announced to all his friends as they piled off the yacht. "I wrote the names of everybody in this paper. So---umm---house assignments will be--- HEY!"

Malik smirked, having grabbed the paper from Yuugi and rapidly glancing through it. "Yuugi---I think we need to make little changes in your house assignments."

Yuugi blushed at once, trying to grab the paper back upon realizing what Malik meant. "Grandpa arranged that, you know. I didn't do it on purpose!"

Malik gave a sarcastic snort, crumpling up the paper and throwing it away. "Yeah, and I'm the Pharaoh of Egypt."

Yami's ears perked up. "Hey, I'm the Pharaoh!"

Bakura rolled his eyes. "No, you're the idiot."

Ryou hit him lightly on the arm. "Bakura, that's not nice. Apologize to Yami."

"The hell I will."

Ryou sighed. Malik swerved beside him and casually draped his arm around the boy's shoulder. "Share a cabin with me?"

Ryou shrugged. "Sure."

"Wait a second!" Yami protested, pushing Malik away and taking Ryou's hands. "I thought we'd share!"

Ryou blinked. "Sure."

"But Ryou!" Yuugi clasped his hands together and gave his friend the nicest puppy dog eyes he could muster. "Aren't we sharing?"

"Sure, Yuugi." Ryou smiled.

"What the fuck!?!" Yami Marik strode forward, pulling on Ryou's shirt. "What about me?"

Ryou patted him gently on the head. "We could share---"

"HOLD IT!!!" Bakura growled, kicking all the annoying perverts away from his hikari.

"Bakura!" Ryou exclaimed disapprovingly. "You shouldn't kick them so heartlessly like that! If you want to share a cabin just say so."

Bakura gaped at him. Then he shook his head vigorously. "Hey! I'm the one trying to help here! In case you haven't noticed you said 'yes' to practically everybody! But you can only have 2 roomates!"

"Oh." Ryou pouted. "So..... I guess I'll have to stay with just you and Malik then."

"Why them?" Yami demanded.

"Well..." Ryou began. "Bakura's my yami and Malik asked first so---"

Malik wrapped his arms around Ryou's waist, giving his neck a lick, and making him blush as red as a tomato. "Besides, Ryou promised me a fuck date."

Bakura yanked the Egyptian off his light. "Dream on, you lech."

"OWWW..." Malik scowled, rubbing his hair where Bakura had yanked him. "You're just jealous 'cause Ryou called me sexy, tomb robber."

Bakura pushed his glassess up his nose. "Ryou calls me sexy everyday."

Yami Marik gave a snort. "Ryou calls everybody sexy. He tried to hit on me earlier in the yacht."

Everyone stared at Ryou.

"It was an accident!" the hikari protested, his face cherry red. "I wouldn't have thought anybody would be sunbathing naked on the deck!"

Everyone stared at Yami Marik.

"Hey, how do you think I've achieved the perfect copper colored skin in every single part of my body?"

"Actually, you haven't." Ryou said thoughtfully. "It was still quite flesh at the tip of your---"

"Oh, right. I have to remember that."

Bakura twitched, his eyes glaring at Malik's yami. "What the fuck have you been showing my vessel?"

Yami Marik shrugged. "He was curious to know why I had it bigger than him so we compared them."

"He told me if I pulled mine, it'd get longer." Ryou said. "So I let him. He was really gentle with it you would have thought he wasn't the psychotic murderer we all know..."

Bakura glowed dangerously. "YOU---WHAT---"

"Ryou's lucky---he has it soft." Yami Marik went on. "Mine was rather rough. So we rubbed it together and then I thought if we put mine inside his---"

"YOU RA-DAMNED SON OF A BITCH!!!" Yami screamed, hardly able to bear it any longer, suddenly pouncing on Yami Marik and strangling him. "I thought we were going to molest Ryou together! HOW DARE YOU GET A HEADSTART!?!"

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Malik added, pulling on his yami's hair, and grabbing the nearest knife. "YOU SICK BASTARD!!!"

"YOU TOUCHED MY HIKARI!!! " Bakura growled, his eyes bloodshot with relentless anger. "Say your prayers now or---"

"Stop it, you idiots!" Yami Marik shouted, pulling Yami off him. "I wasn't molesting Ryou! We were talking about PANTYHOSE!!!"

Yami's mouth dropped open. "You wear pantyhose while sunbathing?"

"What's wrong with that?" Yami Marik snapped. "I read in Malik's porns that it can help even the skin tone when you tan."

Bakura raised an eyebrow, his eyes darting in Malik's direction. "You have porn?"

Malik widened his eyes innocently. "Doesn't everybody?"

"What's porn?" Ryou asked, tilting his head to the side. "It sounds cute. Can you show me, Malik?"

Malik smirked. "I'll strip for you any day Ryou, just say it."

Ryou clapped his hands gleefully. " Is that porn? Okay, strip."

"Ryou." Bakura snapped at his hikari while glaring at Malik. "Next time, check your vocabulary before you make any requests!"

"But I just wanted to know..." Ryou pouted.

Bakura scowled. "No buts. Anyway, why were YOU using pantyhose?"

Ryou brightened. "Kaiba said they make wonderful sex toys!"

Everyone stared at Seto Kaiba.

"He said he was bored." Seto muttered, turning away to hide a tint of pink appearing on his cheeks.

Ryou nodded. "Kaiba said he'd play with me once I learn how to use the pantyhose! He'll even let Mokuba join in."

Everybody: 0__0

Bakura gave an exasperated sigh, his eyes on his hikari's smiling face. "You and I are going to have a little talk about sex education."

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"How does it feel?"

Ryou pouted slightly, the hairs on his body rising at the feather-light touches on his delicate body. "Are you sure you aren't molesting me?"

Yami Marik shrugged, his fingers gently tracing Ryou's arousal and starting to massage it with a bit more strength, making the hikari gasp and grasp tightly onto his naked body. "Whatever works."

"So--- then w-why did we have to lie?" Ryou asked with a pant, before moaning at the sudden contact of Yami Marik's crotch rubbing hard and fast against his. He shuddered as he felt the hands grab the cheeks of his ass and pull them apart, a dark finger sensuously travelling around his exposed anus.

"What does it matter?" Yami Marik whispered beside his ear, the sweetness of lust overflowing in his voice. "You like it. I like it. And all we do is touch. I haven't even kissed you, have I?"

"I guess." Ryou pondered, feeling sudden warmth and wetness envelope his length, and a hopelessly irresistible mouth sucking the life out of him. He moaned and with both his slim hands, pressed the platinum-blonde head deeper in his attack. "... and they believe it's PANTYHOSE."

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a/n: Sorry this chap. took so long to come out! I didn't have enough time to write! This is but a taste of the wonders that lie ahead. Please review, people because reviews inspire me to write. And without them, I get writer's block...seriously...

*next chap: Yami Marik had his itsy-bitsy fun (the REAL fun hasn't even begun) ...so now, it's Yami Bakura's turn!