Everyone is in the basement. Hyde comes in and sits in his normal chair. Hailey follows behind him and sits in the lawn chair.
Kelso: Oh I know! Little kids love game right? So Hailey…(he gets on all fours) hop on my back and I'll take you around the room.
Hyde: What the hell type of game is that?
Kelso: Horsy! Duh.
Fez: I'm not even from this country and I even know what that is. Geeze where did you grow up?
They all shoot him a look.
Fez: Oh right.
Hailey: Sorry Kelso but I'm a little old to be playing Horsy. I do have a game that I think is very fun though.
Kelso: (getting extremely excited) Oh, Oh, what is it?
Hailey: Ok well see my right hand?
Kelso: Yeah.
Hailey: Ok well keep your eyes on my right hand, follow my right hand (she slaps him with her left hand)
Kelso: Ouch!
Hailey: I win!
Hyde: Hey I like that game.
Hailey: Yeah me to.
Jackie: So Hailey I'm not trying to be rude or anything but I noticed that you have a giant rip in your jacket how did that happen?
Hailey: Hey you try climbing over a 12-foot fence with a 12 pack of beer.
Hyde: (showing her the rip in his jacket) Oh my god! The same thing happened to me!
Eric: Awe isn't that sweet. Two delinquent siblings.
Donna: So Hailey where do you go to school?
Hailey: Nowhere at the moment. My mom has been moving around so much I haven't really been able to settle into a school yet.
Laurie comes down the stares with a basket of laundry.
Laurie: Hey Hyde Kitty wants you.
Hyde: (getting up) Ok. Hey will you watch Hailey for a second
Hyde goes up the stares.
Laurie: Great I'm stuck watching a midget.
Hailey: Well I'm not too happy to have a skeezy bar hag watching me.
Laurie: Hey I am not a skeezy bar hag and I don't even know why im arguing with you anyway you Lolly Pop Kid!
Hailey: Oh ouch that one hurt. So tell me, what's it like being the village bicycle?
Laurie: Oh yeah well!
Laurie can't think of a comeback so she storms up the stares.
Eric: I love this kid!
Next chap will be up soon.
