Everyone is in the basement. Hyde comes in and sits in his normal chair. Hailey follows behind him and sits in the lawn chair.

Kelso: Oh I know! Little kids love game right? So Hailey…(he gets on all fours) hop on my back and I'll take you around the room.

Hyde: What the hell type of game is that?

Kelso: Horsy! Duh.

Fez: I'm not even from this country and I even know what that is. Geeze where did you grow up?

They all shoot him a look.

Fez: Oh right.

Hailey: Sorry Kelso but I'm a little old to be playing Horsy. I do have a game that I think is very fun though.

Kelso: (getting extremely excited) Oh, Oh, what is it?

Hailey: Ok well see my right hand?

Kelso: Yeah.

Hailey: Ok well keep your eyes on my right hand, follow my right hand (she slaps him with her left hand)

Kelso: Ouch!

Hailey: I win!

Hyde: Hey I like that game.

Hailey: Yeah me to.

Jackie: So Hailey I'm not trying to be rude or anything but I noticed that you have a giant rip in your jacket how did that happen?

Hailey: Hey you try climbing over a 12-foot fence with a 12 pack of beer.

Hyde: (showing her the rip in his jacket) Oh my god! The same thing happened to me!

Eric: Awe isn't that sweet. Two delinquent siblings.

Donna: So Hailey where do you go to school?

Hailey: Nowhere at the moment. My mom has been moving around so much I haven't really been able to settle into a school yet.

Laurie comes down the stares with a basket of laundry.

Laurie: Hey Hyde Kitty wants you.

Hyde: (getting up) Ok. Hey will you watch Hailey for a second

Hyde goes up the stares.

Laurie: Great I'm stuck watching a midget.

Hailey: Well I'm not too happy to have a skeezy bar hag watching me.

Laurie: Hey I am not a skeezy bar hag and I don't even know why im arguing with you anyway you Lolly Pop Kid!

Hailey: Oh ouch that one hurt. So tell me, what's it like being the village bicycle?

Laurie: Oh yeah well!

Laurie can't think of a comeback so she storms up the stares.

Eric: I love this kid!

Next chap will be up soon.