Serena: Hi, everyone! It's me again! Welcome to the next chapter of An
Awkward Story! This time, I will be putting on a quiz show. My co-host is
everybody's favorite fire demon, Hiei!
Hiei: Do I have to be your co-host?
Serena: Yes, you do.
Hiei: I don't want to.
Serena: Will you do it for sweet snow?
Hiei: YES! MY BELOVED SWEET SNOW!
Yusuke: Okay, let's get on with the show!
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Serena: Hello fans, and welcome to our quiz show, Weirdness Galore! And
here's my co-host, Hiei!
Hiei: *thinks about how badly he wants sweet snow* *also thinks about
101different ways he can get out of being co-host*
Random fan girls: YAY! IT'S HIEI!!!
Rest of audience: *crickets chirp*
Serena: CLAP, YOU BAKAS!
Audience: *claps*
Serena: Now it's time to welcome our first guest, Kuwabara!
Another random fan girl: ISN'T HE JUST SO CUTE!
Everyone: -_-U
Serena: All right.... first question.
Hiei: What is your favorite color?
Kuwabara: Um, I guess blue....
Serena: *thinks about how dumb that question was* Next question, please.
Hiei: Who do you like?
Kuwabara: Don't you know already? I like Yukina!
Audience: THIS IS SO LAME!
Serena and Hiei: SHUT UP, BAKAS!
Random audience member: *throws rotten tomato and hits Kuwabara on the
head*
Kuwabara: Hey! No unidentified flying fruit allowed here!
Kurama: *shouts from backstage* YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Serena: *grits teeth* Moving on!
Hiei: A fan asks, "What is your shoe size?"
Kuwabara: WHAT?!?!?!
Hiei: *looks over question* That's what it says.
Serena: *angrily* WHAT IDIOT IS IN CHARGE OF THESE QUESTIONS?!?!
Narrator, a.k.a. Baka: Did you call?
*Kurama steps out from backstage* Um, can we go to a commercial break now?
Hiei: Did you have to ask?
*commercial break*
Kuwabara: *just notices that everyone except fan girls have left, and the
fan girls have fainted* Where did everybody go?
Hiei: They probably went to complain to the producers. I know I would have.
Serena: *punches Hiei in the arm*
Hiei: Was that supposed to hurt?
Serena: Maybe!
Baka: That's all, forks!
*Yusuke comes out* Couldn't you at least learn by now? IT'S FOLKS!!!
*fan girls wake up* *fan girls rush onto the stage* HIEI! KUWABARA!
Hiei and Kuwabara: *run offstage*
Serena:-_-# *hears clothing rip* *hears loud cries for help*
Serena: -_-UU
Hiei and Kuwabara: *come out from the mob of fan girls*
Hiei: I hate fan girls.
Kuwabara: Ditto.
Baka: That's all, fo—
Yusuke: I'LL SAY IT! That's all, forks! I mean.... YOU STUPID BAKA! LOOK WHAT
YOU MADE ME DO!
Serena: *very agitated* That's all, FOLKS!
Yusuke and Baka: *fight backstage* *a loud crack is heard, supposedly a
bone breaking*
Yusuke and Baka: *come back onstage*
Serena: Note to self: never get Yusuke angry.
Kuwabara: Hey, where's Kurama?
Kurama:*is backstage stuffing his face full of donuts*
Everyone, except Kurama: *anime fall*
Serena: So, what did you think? Funny, eh?
Hiei: That was embarrassing.
Serena: Well, don't be! Next time, we'll be on the streets asking random
questions to our fans!
Hiei: I DON'T CARE! WHERE IS MY SWEET SNOW?!?!
Serena: *asks Yusuke and Kuwabara to get a huge freezer full of ice cream*
Hiei: This isn't a T.V. show, this is HEAVEN!
Everyone except Kurama, who is still stuffing his face with donuts: *anime
fall*
Everyone except Kurama and Hiei, who are still busy: *waves goodbye*