Hey Everyone, sorry for not updating sooner. So, if anyone cares, here's chapter 2.
Disclaimer: I, once again, own nothing.
When Purple Bunnies Attack
The next thing on Vegeta's agenda for the day was, you guessed it, training. So, setting the gravity in his most prized possession, the GR, to 200 times gravity, Vegeta began his daily training.
(Stupid wench) Vegeta thought bitterly, (why can't she just accept the fact that she cooks poison). " Can you believe the nerve of that wench, Mr. Chuckles. In my opinion, what we said about her food was putting it nicely." Now some of you may be wondering, just who the hell is Mr. Chuckles? Well, to make a long story short, Mr. Chuckles happens to be Vegeta's old pet chimpanzee. But really, think about it. After having your entire planet destroyed, and by a purple pansy that enslaves you for years, only to end up in the shadow of a person whose intelligence is very questionable, to say the least, you'd be insane too. After so many years of torture, Vegeta began to imagine his only friend in childhood, Mr. Chuckles, was there with him, while in all actuality, Mr. Chuckles was blown to smithereens along with the rest of the planet. Being the only thing Vegeta trusted, he became a friend of comfort for him, though he wouldn't admit it. And so, to this very day, Vegeta constantly talks to Mr. Chuckles, sharing the emotions he never shows with the imaginary mischievous chimp.
Oh, how far the mighty have fallen.
Anyway, after cursing the wench called Bulma a bit more, Vegeta continued his rigorous training. After 2 hours of this, Vegeta sat on the gravity chamber's floor in an Indian style position to begin his meditation. Clearing his mind of all thoughts and emotions, except on getting stronger that is, he fell into a deep meditative state. This usually lasted for another 2 hours, but once again, the peace and tranquillity of the moment was shattered.
"Hi ya, Veggie-chan!" screamed a very annoyingly cheerful voice. Knowing from personal experience that he'd never get a moment's peace now, Vegeta lifted one eyelid and promptly glared at the cause of much of his pain. " Gee, Kakkarot," Vegeta said, turning on the sarcasm to full blast, "what a pleasant surprise. Tell me, do you actually plan the exact moment to come torture me, or is it just natural for you?" Completely unfazed by this, Goku plopped himself next to the ouji. " Nice to see your in a good mood today" Goku said. Vegeta snorted. "Hn. Good mood, ne? Sure if you call waking up to poison, and being attacked by a raging woman because you called it so, then yes, I'm just skippy." At once Goku felt great sympathy towards the ouji, and it showed all over his face. "Ah man, I know how that feels," Goku replied, shivering as memories came back to haunt him. " I remember the time I told Bulma her omelets tasted like play-doh." Goku then began to rock back and forth as the nightmares racked his mind. "The doctors said I barely made it." Raising an eyebrow at this, Vegeta only shook his head. " Whatever baka. Are we gonna train or not?" "Huh," Goku replied, "Oh yeah, sure." As if nothing had happened, Goku hopped to his feet and got in a battle stance. Vegeta did the same.
Five hours later we find the last two full-bloodied saiyajins walk out the GR, in search of food. They were battered and bruised, but satisfied with the workout. A loud growl was heard. " Oh man, " said Goku, holding his stomach as if it caused him great pain, " I gotta eat something or I'm gonna pass out." Already annoyed by the younger saiyajins whining, plus the fact that he still had not surpassed him, he promptly told our hero to stuff it where the sun don't shine. When they finally made to the main kitchen, a loud gasp of horror was heard. For the kitchen was still desecrated from the morning's... festivities. Falling to his knees in despair, Goku began to howl out his pain to the world. "Oh, do shut up, you moron!!" Vegeta yelled. " Nooo," Goku exclaimed, " not the kitchen. Anything but the kitchen! Oh, when will the madness end. WHEN WILL IT END!!!!" "Vegeta's reply to this was a swift blow to the saiyajins head. "Baka" Vegeta murmured. Making an attempt to walk to the fridge, Vegeta called over to Goku over his shoulder. "Get up Kakkarot, and help me find some food." Drying the tears the horrible display caused him, Goku slowly stood to his feet, and walked behind Vegeta. Vegeta searched the rubble he passed for anything that might interest his stomach, seeing as how Bulma threw most of the food in the kitchen at him and his son earlier. " There's got to be someth... AHHH!" It seems that in his search for food, Vegeta forgot to watch where he was going, and promptly fell over an object on the floor. "SON OF A NAMEK!" Vegeta screamed in rage. Meanwhile Goku used all of his abilities not to burst out in insane laughter at the ouji. Picking himself off the floor to glare at Goku, who was turning red, and then to glare at the object that had caused his embarrassment. " What the hell is that?" Vegeta said. "Aww," Goku cooed, " it's a bunny!" And sure enough, it was a small, cute, furry bunny. But something didn't feel right with this creature to Vegeta. " I thought those creatures where white, or brown. Since when are they purple?" Vegeta said. Suddenly, said creature opened his eyes, to show pink colored pupils, and looked up at the saiyajin no ouji. A crooked smile came to its face.
Oh, the horrors that are about to be unleashed on these poor idio... I mean young warriors.
So, what you think? I wouldn't mind hearing from you. Hope you liked it. I'll try and get Chapter 3 up as soon as I can. Till then. Ja ne!
Disclaimer: I, once again, own nothing.
When Purple Bunnies Attack
The next thing on Vegeta's agenda for the day was, you guessed it, training. So, setting the gravity in his most prized possession, the GR, to 200 times gravity, Vegeta began his daily training.
(Stupid wench) Vegeta thought bitterly, (why can't she just accept the fact that she cooks poison). " Can you believe the nerve of that wench, Mr. Chuckles. In my opinion, what we said about her food was putting it nicely." Now some of you may be wondering, just who the hell is Mr. Chuckles? Well, to make a long story short, Mr. Chuckles happens to be Vegeta's old pet chimpanzee. But really, think about it. After having your entire planet destroyed, and by a purple pansy that enslaves you for years, only to end up in the shadow of a person whose intelligence is very questionable, to say the least, you'd be insane too. After so many years of torture, Vegeta began to imagine his only friend in childhood, Mr. Chuckles, was there with him, while in all actuality, Mr. Chuckles was blown to smithereens along with the rest of the planet. Being the only thing Vegeta trusted, he became a friend of comfort for him, though he wouldn't admit it. And so, to this very day, Vegeta constantly talks to Mr. Chuckles, sharing the emotions he never shows with the imaginary mischievous chimp.
Oh, how far the mighty have fallen.
Anyway, after cursing the wench called Bulma a bit more, Vegeta continued his rigorous training. After 2 hours of this, Vegeta sat on the gravity chamber's floor in an Indian style position to begin his meditation. Clearing his mind of all thoughts and emotions, except on getting stronger that is, he fell into a deep meditative state. This usually lasted for another 2 hours, but once again, the peace and tranquillity of the moment was shattered.
"Hi ya, Veggie-chan!" screamed a very annoyingly cheerful voice. Knowing from personal experience that he'd never get a moment's peace now, Vegeta lifted one eyelid and promptly glared at the cause of much of his pain. " Gee, Kakkarot," Vegeta said, turning on the sarcasm to full blast, "what a pleasant surprise. Tell me, do you actually plan the exact moment to come torture me, or is it just natural for you?" Completely unfazed by this, Goku plopped himself next to the ouji. " Nice to see your in a good mood today" Goku said. Vegeta snorted. "Hn. Good mood, ne? Sure if you call waking up to poison, and being attacked by a raging woman because you called it so, then yes, I'm just skippy." At once Goku felt great sympathy towards the ouji, and it showed all over his face. "Ah man, I know how that feels," Goku replied, shivering as memories came back to haunt him. " I remember the time I told Bulma her omelets tasted like play-doh." Goku then began to rock back and forth as the nightmares racked his mind. "The doctors said I barely made it." Raising an eyebrow at this, Vegeta only shook his head. " Whatever baka. Are we gonna train or not?" "Huh," Goku replied, "Oh yeah, sure." As if nothing had happened, Goku hopped to his feet and got in a battle stance. Vegeta did the same.
Five hours later we find the last two full-bloodied saiyajins walk out the GR, in search of food. They were battered and bruised, but satisfied with the workout. A loud growl was heard. " Oh man, " said Goku, holding his stomach as if it caused him great pain, " I gotta eat something or I'm gonna pass out." Already annoyed by the younger saiyajins whining, plus the fact that he still had not surpassed him, he promptly told our hero to stuff it where the sun don't shine. When they finally made to the main kitchen, a loud gasp of horror was heard. For the kitchen was still desecrated from the morning's... festivities. Falling to his knees in despair, Goku began to howl out his pain to the world. "Oh, do shut up, you moron!!" Vegeta yelled. " Nooo," Goku exclaimed, " not the kitchen. Anything but the kitchen! Oh, when will the madness end. WHEN WILL IT END!!!!" "Vegeta's reply to this was a swift blow to the saiyajins head. "Baka" Vegeta murmured. Making an attempt to walk to the fridge, Vegeta called over to Goku over his shoulder. "Get up Kakkarot, and help me find some food." Drying the tears the horrible display caused him, Goku slowly stood to his feet, and walked behind Vegeta. Vegeta searched the rubble he passed for anything that might interest his stomach, seeing as how Bulma threw most of the food in the kitchen at him and his son earlier. " There's got to be someth... AHHH!" It seems that in his search for food, Vegeta forgot to watch where he was going, and promptly fell over an object on the floor. "SON OF A NAMEK!" Vegeta screamed in rage. Meanwhile Goku used all of his abilities not to burst out in insane laughter at the ouji. Picking himself off the floor to glare at Goku, who was turning red, and then to glare at the object that had caused his embarrassment. " What the hell is that?" Vegeta said. "Aww," Goku cooed, " it's a bunny!" And sure enough, it was a small, cute, furry bunny. But something didn't feel right with this creature to Vegeta. " I thought those creatures where white, or brown. Since when are they purple?" Vegeta said. Suddenly, said creature opened his eyes, to show pink colored pupils, and looked up at the saiyajin no ouji. A crooked smile came to its face.
Oh, the horrors that are about to be unleashed on these poor idio... I mean young warriors.
So, what you think? I wouldn't mind hearing from you. Hope you liked it. I'll try and get Chapter 3 up as soon as I can. Till then. Ja ne!
