Private Bathroom Party Part Three: Duo's Salad Run a.k.a. There's More Than One Thing to do in a Bedroom

To the request of an anonymous reviewer and the constant bugging and dear reminder of my dearest of all dear friends of mine, Restrict, I finally set some time to write the next private party chapter with Duo and Heero, despite my dissatisfaction with the reiterative relationship that exudates from their sweaty pores... in other words I finished another chapter. And onegai, forgive me for the slow beginning. ^_^ Arigatou Gozamasu. Let the eavesdropping continue!

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Hilde and Duo managed to get out of the kitchen without any more accidents. Accidents involving body parts, anyway. Duo managed to balance two salad bowls in his hands while keeping Hilde away from his braid. Or rather, his braid from her scissors. "I didn't mean to!" he screamed running down the hallway back to the party.

He ran pass two marble statues, nearly tripping on the pedestals. Next, he passed a large fish tank that showed the hallway on the other side, with bedrooms, and an opened door, with Wufei, with Sally, and a bed which they were laying on... one on top of the other and a tiny little package, Sally on top, with a... whip? Duo backtracked a second and nearly laughed until Hilde slid beside him, snipping her scissors dangerously close to his head.

Duo and the salads were on the run again. He headed towards the grand ballroom, where he was sure someone would save him from losing his most important body part (hair counts right?). No one noticed him or Hilde as they ran in. Too much fruit punch can do that sometimes. Especially fruit punch that Duo has access to.

Relena and Heero were talking (at least Relena was), sitting on a couch, looking like a completely innocent and adorable couple of teens... boring. Let's go back to Hilde and Duo, who are still running through the crowd of politicians and ambassadors.

Relena pouted. "They're going to ruin the party, Heero," she whined. Heero groaned and murmured something about the party being doomed from the beginning or was it something about blowing Relena's voice box out, oh well, same difference. He stood up and tried to decide the best way to stop Duo from doing anything more ridiculously embarrassing to the reputation of Gundam pilots everywhere... guess there really isn't anything to stop that, but he could beat Duo up. That would be fun. Lots of fun. It would be very amusing and would be a good thing.

But it will also be bloody and with the looks of the outfits that the very prominent guests wore, blood will mean high dry cleaning bills for him to pay. Which is not a good thing.

Heero decided that simply cornering the sugar-injected pilot and not allowing him any room for escape. And that's what he did. Except he forgot about Hilde. "Watch OUT!" Hilde screeched before crashing in Heero, who in turn plummeted into the salads that Duo was holding.

Standing up carefully, Heero turned to face Hilde. She looked at him look apologetically until she gave him a quick once over. A giggle escaped her lips turning into full-out drop-to-floor laughter. Heero was a walking salad monster with dressing rolling down his tux. "Oi, Heero...ha... maybe... heehee... you should...heh... clean... hahahahahaha..." Hilde managed to squeeze out between her laughs. Heero gave her a futile glare before turning to his room (the one he was in with... er... Relena... earlier) to change.

Heero marched down the hallway, which was all too familiar to the eyes following him. He passed the large fish tank and the statues and the opened bedroom door... and quickly sped past to his room slamming the door shut behind him.

He walked over to the built-in closet to get new clothes but to his surprise the closet door slowly opened on it own. When the large black object unfolded itself in the dimly lit room a scream echoed down the long corridor. "Eeeeekkkk!" Duo flew out of the closet into Heero's arms. When the girly scream dies down, Heero immediately gives his trademark glare, and drops Duo to the floor.

~Meanwhile:

"I can't believe he ran off like that!" Relena remarked angrily to her silent companion. The blonde passed the large fish tank in the hallway, while Hilde sulked behind her. *Where did Duo disappear to... I miss him already...*

"Eeeeekkkk!" The scream alarmed Relena who jumped into Hilde's arms. The sudden weight on the petite brunette made them both crash to the floor, only tangling them further as they crawled to the source of the scream. They reached the bedroom door, where Relena and Heero had been in moments earlier.... yeah, Relena blushed furiously. Hilde of course was oblivious as she pressed her ear to the wall only to hear:

"What a tight squeeze that was. If I had anymore clothes on I probably would have suffocated or dehydrated from sweating so much."

*DUO!?!?!?!*

~Back inside the bedroom

The glaring continued as Heero pushed Duo away only to accidentally push him back into the closet, which in a random moment of come-to-life- edness... um... closed itself on Duo. "Hey, Heero... this thing isn't moving."

"Just turn the..." There was a loud thunk followed by a thump and another thump, which was followed by a bunch of little thumps... from Duo's side of the door. "That's not good."

"help..."

~Outside

"What was that?" Relena asked pressing herself against the wall next to Hilde.

"I don't know, but loud thumps and things not moving is not good," Hilde replied looking more than a little annoyed.

~ Inside

"It won't budge!"

With a little more jiggling and wiggling, the doorknob fell off and the closet door finally swung open. Duo came out.

So did the revoltingly ugly item that was hooked onto his braid. Heero's eyes widened when he saw the object.

~Outside

Hilde pushed her entire body to the wall, as if it would help her hear better.

"Cover that thing up!" came Heero's distinct voice.

"What?" replied Duo's clueless voice. "Eek! It's hideous! Don't touch it!"

Relena looked like she was about to faint.

~Inside

"I have to!" Heero reached for the object. Duo dodged instinctually.

"No. It's my hideous thing!" Heero blinked.

"Have it your way." Duo took the thing off and threw it back into the closet. He noticed the plastic wrapper to some box thing and grabbed it. He ripped at the wrapping.

"Hey, I can't get the wrapper of this thing off!"

"Put that down. It's not for you."

"Ooh, saving it for yourself, eh?" Duo got the wrapper off and proceeded to open up the box. It was a box of chocolates. "Haha, I got it open!" Duo picked one up.

"This one's nice and round."

"Don't touch those!" Heero ran over to stop Duo, but instead stubbed his foot on something...

~Outside

"Ahhh..."

"Um they're yummy. Look at that caramelly goo oozing out"

"Put that down!"

"What you were saving those for someone else? Like... Relena?" Relena and Hilde gasped.

"Oh, my God, Duo what are you doing?" Hilde mumbled. Relena stood straight up, followed by Hilde.

"Let's get 'em," Relena said.

~Inside

Duo closed the box back up and jumped onto Heero's bed. He threw the box onto the nightstand before lying back on the pillow. Heero glared at the other man but proceeded to change his shirt.

Duo on the other hand, was absorbed by the pillow. "Hmm, what fluffy pillow this is... Hey Heero feel it!."

"I don't want to feel it."

"Don't be... scared." That was the last straw for Heero.

"Get out!"

"Aww, but we're were bonding."

"Go!" Duo pouted as he walked to the door.

"Fine." He opened the door just as Hilde and Relena were about to charge in.

Actually they did charge in, and tackled the unsuspecting American to the floor.

"..."

"..."

"Oops."

Owari... unless I come up with something else.

Thank you to all my reviewers!!!!

'Specially Wufei aka Em for being my first... reviewer a' course, and not only mint Maxwell and Completely-Evil-Butterfly (and Jen) for reviewing the two previous chappies but to everyone else that found my first real Gundam Wing fic, in a long time, to be funny.

Thankies and I am out.