Project Kaoru
Juju: Hey! It's me again it's great to get so many great ideas and not only that, but also few but also great reviews… I really thought I wasn't going to get any! Yet alone one! Thank you so much!
Battousai: I think that you don't need to have any credit I think that you should just stop here.
Kenshin: Now, now we don't want to provoke her! Sessha thinks that's its better for Teddy not to attack you!
*Turns to see Teddy stare from afar.*
Misao: Yah! You might scream like a girl again!
Aoshi: I prefer not to be here… *reads large poetry book*
Juju: Whoa! That's the book I threw at you!
Sanosuke: hey do I turn up any time soon? I mean I am the star of this show!
Kenshin/Battousai: Oro?
Kenshin fans and others: HOW KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juju: ^-^? When did they get here? *Shrugs and hears Kenshin and Battousai screaming*
Saitou: I don't really see the point of being here, and plus I have a job to do unlike that moron. *Points at Sanosuke*
Sanosuke: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Juju: Err yeah… Anyways to the story!
-P.S. you have been warned of the occness!
Project Kaoru
#3 To Target You
"Misao do you ever stop talking about "your" Aoshi-sama? I mean he's a senior… and your… not?" Kaoru said getting ready to throw a pillow at her small friend and run… very far away.
"What? Age does not matter in the game of love!" Misao declared smacking Kaoru with her pillow lightly. "So you like anyone?" Misao asked catching Kenshin's attention quickly.
"No, I don't at the moment, boys are boys and they are perverts! Big ecchi! I'm just wondering who that redheaded guy is… God he's kind of…"
(A/n: Ecchi is pervert and Hentai is just a pervert cartoon, so many people get that confused it's not funny anymore! ^-^())
"What sexy? Hot? Cute?" Misao asked watching Kaoru change colors before bursting out laughing.
"Misao! That wasn't funny! And this is my sleepover! Next time your not invited!" Kaoru said smirking.
"It's okay… I'll just say that you like… that redheaded guy yesterday!" Misao said before being pounced by Kaoru. "ARGH GET OFF YOU RABID RACOON!"
"SHUT UP YOU RABID WHEASL! At least I won't make any guy stop talking so much!" Kaoru said making Misao glare.
"I'm kidding you know his is all no talk and just stare… that's kind of creepy! How do you stand him staring?" Kaoru said before the doorbell rang.
'Ding dong!' (A/n*Ping pong!*)
"Pizza!" Misao said getting up with Kaoru to pay half the pizza.
"Thank you! Bye!" Kaoru said shutting the door.
"What do you think Aoshi-sama is doing?" Misao sighed making Kaoru stare.
"Uh… think what your… doing?" Kaoru made up. ~I wonder what she's going to say.~ Kaoru said rolling her eyes.
"That would be so sweet." Misao said her eyes sparking like stars. "Hey you know the redheaded guy?" Misao said making Kaoru spit out her orange soda with lemon.
"God of course 'I' remember 'I' was the one who bumped into him!" Kaoru said nearly hitting her head on the table.
"Who do think he is?" Misao said staring off, AGAIN!
"I think… he's someone on EARTH." Kaoru said taking her 2nd pizza without thinking she dropped the pizza on the table making her and Misao jump, 'SPLAT!'
"Kaoru! God, you trying to kill me?" Misao said gasping. Kenshin watched with amusement before thinking of a plan to get Kaoru and thought tomorrow as the best day before leaving. Not seeing her scream, nor hearing the name she had cried,
Kenshin, Koishi,
Onigai, don't go to Kyoto.
Onigai…Kenshin please don't leave me.
~*Morning*~
"Kaoru get up it's time for school! Come on!" Misao said as happy as ever.
"Sure in a few minutes!" Kaoru yelled back before coming out of bed to get dressed.
~*School; classroom*~
Kaoru walked into her classroom to see that she was indeed the first one there. ~Yes now to get set.~ Kaoru thought getting everything out for science.
"Oh you're here are, you?" A voice said none other then her teacher Mr. Smith. How she loathed him, he did everything he could to get her in trouble. Just because she saw and reported that he was smoking in the school, and even tried to blame her!
"Yes I am, I have to be or I'll be in trouble." Kaoru said smiling making him give a fake smile back at her.
"Mr. Smith?" A boy with brown eyes but strangely fake green hair said.
"Yes, James what is it?" Mr. Smith said with a rising a brow.
"There was some guy that was walking around the school." James Tree said making a face.
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was asking if he was allowed to work here." James said glaring at Kaoru who ignored it.
"Really?" Kaoru said, ~that's odd.~ Kaoru thought as she waited for the class to end.
Hey, I'm Kaoru speaking! You know dreams are weird… What who are you? The Battousai? Are you here to hurt me? What no this is a dream! Stop!
Next chapter!
Chapter #4, The Kimono Boy
You don't want to miss it!
Juju: well that was boring… the typing that is, I mean I bet that's what all the authors/authoresses think!
Battousai: Shut up wench
Juju: looks like Battousai has male PMS and is doing that now! ^0^ HOHOHOHO!
Everyone: o.O Or O.o Or O.O w/x
Kaoru: Now THAT is what you call scary!
Everyone: nod, nod
Teddy: hiding behind Okaasan…
Okaasan: oh! Teddy your scared!
Juju: Err it was the Battousai's wrong doing! Bad Battousai!
Everyone: -_-…
Juju: What?! All right I'll just go to the freaking reviews! Meanies! Oh! And I was thinking about adding bonuses to this thing too! About every 10 reviews!
Tsugoi Kakarlena: Thank you for thinking that! Yes Kenshin is Battousai mood; he is not blood lust, he just want to get it over. I'm thinking about updating two times a week because sometimes I just can't go on or the damn chapter is to damn long! The length of the chapter will change so I can't say if it will be long or short till I'm done and going to update it. I guess you didn't see the thing with occness on the last chapter… all well as you should have read it's above this one.
READERS!: if you have notice I DO NOT have a disclaimer, why? CUZ NO ONE IN THIS DAMN SITE OWNS IT IT'S A FANFICTION so sorry if this is rude but it must be declared for some people with thick sculls and small brains! *Glares at sister.*
