Chapter #4

The Kimono Boy

Juju: Hello, hello!

Battousai: Why am 'I' even here? *Walks off set*

Everyone: -_-#

Juju: Oh, dear…

Aoshi: It seems that the Battousai has some problems.

Misao: Aoshi-sama! Hi! ^-^

Hiko: I declare more Sak`e

Kamatari: Of course Shishio-sama will like some too!

Yahiko: What does Makoto Shishio, the toasted mummy maniac have to do with this!

Kaoru: You're not even in this chapter!

Juju: Well yeah… Yahiko, Kamatari, and Hiko aren't in the chapter so it is a wonder…

Everyone: …

Juju: Well sense we don't know you guys can read the story while we think up what just happened!

Kamatari: Hmm, Come on, I'll show you some real stuff!

Everyone: O.O *Terrified*

Chapter 4

The Kimono Boy

Kaoru walked into the 7th period class, yes… her last class and the shortest! It was Art. Not her best subject but it clamed her nerves.

"Hey Kaoru!" Li said walking by to grab some clay, he was good. When it came to making clay pottery, ask him!

"Hey Li!" Kaoru sighed walking to the paint supply then thought, ~What am I going to do!~

Kaoru drew random colors from the shelf and got; red, blue, pink, purple, and navy blue. Kaoru's first thought was to paint flowers at night, and made a list to get, green, yellow and orange paint for later. Kaoru watched the cars drive by then thought. ~Morning glory's~

After the last class was over she grabbed her bag and left.

~*Kenshin*~

Kenshin watched as he moved tree to tree to follow Kaoru, not knowing she was going to go to the bookstore, Which was called Barns and Nobles, for more manga. After twenty minutes she came out with two new Inuyasha manga books and two Ranma ½.

Then headed home without knowing a redheaded assassin was following.

~*Kaoru's house*~

Kaoru sat down on the couch to read the manga books. Twenty minutes later. Asleep. Kenshin walked into the room and hit her on the back of her neck, or for short pressure point. ~Good, now to get out of here at 6:00.~ Kenshin thought which was an hour away…

"Kaoru?" Misao called walking into the empty house. "Kaoru where are you!" Misao yelled running around the house. She sat down on the couch and heard a 'crunch' sound. Misao looked down at the piece of paper that she almost sat on. It was typed.

I HAVE YOUR FRIEND.

I WILL HAVE HER TILL

I GET WHAT I WANT

FROM HER STEPFATHER.

            -BATTOUSAI

Misao gasped and paled when she remembered Kaoru's nightmare. Misao ran to the phone and promptly called Aoshi and then Sanosuke. "Aoshi please help… Kaoru was kidnapped by the Battousai." Misao wept and soon told Aoshi she was going to call Sanosuke.

~*Battousai, Kenshin*~

Kenshin placed Kaoru on the bed and before he knew it he was joining her. Realizing that she griped onto his gi Kenshin tried to pried her hands off him and stopped then he heard her say…

"Mine," Kaoru muttered causing Kenshin to stop.

"W-wh-what?" Kenshin stuttered staring at Kaoru. For some reason that one word made him feel lighter, safer, and possibly happier? As Kenshin continued to stare he watched as Kaoru's eyes open showing him her endless blue eyes.

Kaoru blinked, then looked at Kenshin head to toe. When she realized what was happening…

"ECCHI!" Kaoru screamed causing Kenshin to fall off the bed.

~Ecchi?~ Kenshin thought for a moment.

"Donata desu ka? (Who are you?)" Kaoru asked covering herself with the blanket.

"Battousai," Kenshin said getting up and glaring down at her. "Hitokiri Battousai."

Kaoru gasped at the amber eyes, it was dark, but it looked as if his eyes were glowing, no… they are… "Battousai?" Kaoru muttered… it sounded wrong in her mouth. "Is this a dream?"

"No."

"Are you 'The Battousai'?"

"Yes."

"Are you going to keep me here?"

"Yes."

"Are you pregnant?"

"Yes… NO!" Kenshin glared at Kaoru as a dazed look crossed her face. It was obvious, she was thinking or imaging a picture of him pregnant.

"Oops sorry." Kaoru said giggling.

"Sorry my ass." Kenshin hissed at Kaoru while turning away to turn on the light.

"Why am I here!" Kaoru said making Kenshin cringe.

"Ask the man who told me to." Kenshin said coldly. After Kenshin turned away from her. He opened the door.

"Um…" Kaoru muttered looking at the floor then glancing at Kenshin.

"Yes?" Kenshin said turning to glare at her.

"Am I going to stay here or am I allowed to wander?"

"What ever you want as long as you don't break anything or try to leave." Kenshin said, while Kaoru huffed at him.

"Can you at least buy me some clothes?" Kaoru asked as Kenshin began to change into something else.

Kaoru blushed when she saw his bare chest and quickly turned around. ~So she's pure.~ Kenshin thought.

(A/n: GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THAT NASTY GUTTER! Just in case your wondering I put it 'that' there cause that's what I think the real Kaoru would do. And if your wondering what 'that' is it's the "So she's pure" line. It pretty much means that she hasn't seen a boy even without a shirt, and that she is naïve.[Kind of sad really, I wonder if I should do a sequel, hmm, maybe not. It's not that anyone would really want it; I mean sometimes sequels come out bad anyways so I might not. -_-# Die Shishio.

Kamatari: But he can't he's the strongest man alive, and plus if you want to fight him. You have to get past me!])

~*Misao, Aoshi, Sano*~

"But what happens if her father doesn't do what they want?" Misao asked staring with tears making Sano frown and turn to Aoshi.

"I really don't know." Sano said his frown becoming deeper. "Won't he pay? I mean Kaoru is his daughter, right?"

"No, maybe not, because that isn't her real father, it's her step father."

"WHAT!" Sano cried staring at Misao, Aoshi turned at this new information.

"You mean that isn't her real father?" Aoshi said making Misao and Sano jump.

"Yeah, but he won't do anything cuz that greedy pig just wants the money." Misao said frowning.

"Whoa! Hold up what do you mean 'just wants the money?'" Sano said slowly make sure he didn't say "What money?" Instead.

They stopped when they heard footsteps coming.

Oi! It's me Sanosuke Sagara! Jou-chan's missing? And from the Battousai too! Hmm this can become interesting. Well, Battousai and Kaoru seem to be having wars, world war III to make it a lot easier. And who are you? WHAT? Your Kaoru's Stepfather? You Bastard! And Battousai's having late night chats with Jou-chan too!

Next time on Project Kaoru!

Chapter 5 Night Chats

See you soon!

Battousai: Your planning on a sequel??

Juju: Uh…

Battousai: Do they even know!

Juju: Um…

Battousai: Did you even ask me?

Juju: Err…

Battousai: ARE YOU GOING TO TALK!

Juju: I WAS BUT SOMEBODY WAS TALKING AND INTERUPING ME SO MUCH THAT I COULDN'T SAY A WORD!

Everyone: 0.0 0_0x

Juju: *cough* everyone rise!

Everyone: *just stays in his or her seat*

Juju: I SAID TO RISE AS IN STAND UP!

Everyone: Jumps up scared half to death.

Juju: thank you now you may be seated. It has been today that we have noticed that the Kenshin-gumi has a few members that popped outta nowhere. I found out why…

Everyone: *starts to murmur to each other*

Juju: Someone thought it was funny to add more people here… *looks around* But I think that as long as nothing bad happens that they can stay, case closed. *Hits the hammer thingy on the flat wood thingy* 'konk konk konk'… konk konk knok konk konk konk

Sano: Okay we get it! Stop!

Juju: Oh, so sorry. I just like the sound ^-^()

Everyone: -_-#  -_-()  $_$Sano) ^-^ or ^-^x -_-

Juju: Well bye for now! See you at the next chapter! It might come out in two days! So hang on!