Chapter 5 Night chat

Juju: *sigh*

Kenshin: Juju-dono what is the matter?

Juju: I don't think that I should continue I mean no one really does like my fanfic… well except a few ^-^ thank you! Those who care ^-^ But still I don't think that there is point for me to continue… this is some stupid story I just type/write/edit and update to make people happy but still there is no point…

Battousai: I might not like you but some people like it, so let them by keeping it up.

Kaoru: Yeah, even if the battousai is a pig headed perv! You still have a few people that enjoy it. So keep it up!

Yahiko: Yeah I agree with the battousai and busu! Just continue it!

Kaoru: Hey I resent that! Yahiko-CHAN!

Yahiko: Stop calling me that BUSU!

Battousai: I'm not a pervert…

Kenshin: that is true, that it is. Because if he's a pervert then Sessha is one too!

Kaoru: fine then your other side is a PIG!

Battousai: What did you call me wench!

Kaoru: pig

Battousai: UGLY WENCH

Kaoru: PERVERTED PIG!

Kaoru/Battousai: Die!!!

Everyone else: Ano…

Juju: *sigh* I hope that no one will get mad at me for updating late…

Everyone: …(Hope Juju will be ok.)

Juju: I guess I'll just start now ^-^ ( that is a FAKE smile)

Chapter 5

Night chat

They turned to see a cop with two detectives, and a man, that looked about his late 30's.

"Who are you!" The man said glaring at them.

"Hey I think the question is: Who are you?" Sano threw back.

"Sano! That's her stepfather!" Misao hissed at him.

"You! What did you do to her!" He shouted glaring at all of them.

"Me! I did nothing! I walked in here to see a note and not only that, it's from the 'Battousai!'" Misao hissed at him before taking a seat.

~*Kenshin's house 3:00 A.m.*~

Kaoru woke up to find herself in another bed. Different from hers, it was soft, and also warm. ~That's right…~ Kaoru thought, ~I'm with Battousai.~ Slowly she got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Kenshin watched her come back.

"Kuso. (Shit)." Kaoru hissed when she tripped on his leg. Kenshin smirked when he heard a 'thump'.

"Oops."

"Oops my ass, girly boy," Kaoru said watching Kenshin glare at her. Kenshin watched her walk back to bed while she glared back at him.

~*Sometime later*~

Kaoru woke-up to a phone call, "Hello?" Kaoru asked before realizing she wasn't suppose to pick up the phone.

"Hello? Hey who are you?" the voice demanded.

"Hello, it's me, hang up Kamiya." Kenshin voice said, making Kaoru huff.

"Fine you pig headed girly boy." Kaoru retorted before hanging up,

Kenshin let out a low growl before talking. A meeting, tomorrow: with the girl? You crazy?" Kenshin hissed, the voice laughed. "Oh come on Himura, it'll be fun. And why would 'I' be crazy?"

"Shut up, She'll hear us. Fine tomorrow at 7:00 P.M., a Kimono? Fine." Kenshin growled before hanging up. "Bastard." Kenshin walked up to the room he currently placed Kaoru to see that she fell back asleep.

"Kenshin, your eyes are pretty, and purple." Kaoru murmured in her sleep. Kenshin stood rooted to the spot. ~No it must be someone else.~ Kenshin thought. Kenshin walked up to the bed and shook Kaoru.

"No stop, Misao just ten more minutes." Kaoru muttered.

"Get up Kamiya." Kenshin hissed before being tugged into the covers.

"No, I'm cold." Kaoru muttered hugging him thinking he was Misao.

"Stop!" Kenshin shouted causing Kaoru to wake up.

"Huh? What happened?" Kaoru asked now wide-awake

"Nice to see you Kamiya." Kenshin said glaring at her. "And to see that you have a nice night gown too." Kenshin said leaving Kaoru cluelessly (AN: that is not a word but now it is to me!) to sit there. ~Nightgown? What…~

"Ecchi!" Kaoru screeched making Kenshin wince but, smirk nonetheless. Kenshin walked into the small kitchen. Few minutes later Kaoru wandered into the kitchen.

And yawned.

"So who was that guy on the phone?" Kaoru asked looking for a clock.

"Someone and if you want to find a clock look behind you." Kenshin said wondering how stupid this is. ~Why me, Why do I have to take care of this child.~ Kenshin thought watching Kaoru sit down and stare at the food.

"Eat."

"Yep, what is it?"

"Nothing you need to worry about."

"Really?"

"Yes." Kenshin said coldly.

"I'm not really hungry. So do you live by yourself?" Kaoru asked watching Kenshin stare her down. "Um… It's rude to stare." Kaoru said making Kenshin laugh, loud, it was nice and in a way it seemed soft.

"So you say, Kamiya we have to buy you a kimono. Yes I live by myself. Tomorrow we will see my Shishio." Kenshin placed his feline-like-eyes on Kaoru as she blushed.

~*Kaoru's House*~

Misao sat in her seat thinking about Kaoru. ~I hope she's okay.~ Misao thought. Aoshi sat down next to her as Sanosuke continued to glare at Kaoru's so-called stepfather.

Misao glared at the dark brown haired man. He had his hair in a short chopped up way. Almost like Aoshi's but messy like the Rooster's. His eyes roamed around the room like searching for prey.

"What are you doing here?" He hissed at Misao.

"Let me see, hmm. I guess looking out for the police so that they can find Kaoru, your adopted daughter." Misao retorted glaring at him as he stuttered.

~*Kenshin's house*~

Kaoru picked up her chopsticks and stared at her food. ~I wonder if I should call my friend. I mean I found the phone, well actually the phone rang and I picked it up without realizing it.~ Kaoru thought before taking a mouthful of rice. ~I wonder, what if…~ Kaoru thought before snapping back and to see 'Battousai' stare with his body binding look. ~Damnit he's so… No stop Kaoru! Your turning into Misao!~ Kaoru slammed her face, actually her forehead on the table . Bam!

"Itai, that smarts!" Kaoru muttered to hear a muffled laughter. "Shut up."

"I didn't say anything." Kenshin said smirking.

"So, you're talking." Kaoru said glaring at her rice as she hid the temptation to hide herself. "And what do you mean 'Dress.'" Kaoru asked thinking about all kind of things.

"Kimono, were going later Kamiya so you better hurry." Kenshin said coldly. Kaoru huffed before eating the rest of her rice and glaring at Kenshin.

"If you say so girly boy." After she heard a low growl she walked in the bathroom to take a long bath, very long.

~*Later*~

"Come out Kamiya!" Kenshin hissed making his way to the bathroom.

"No, I just started to wash my hair." Kaoru said in the bathroom. "And plus I'm taking a bath, as in I'm naked." Kaoru said bluntly making him blush. Kenshin growled before the door opened. He watched the steam leave the room making him shiver.

"You ok? You look cold." Kaoru said with a towel wrapped around her hair. Kenshin glared at Kaoru before stating that they were going.

Hey Sanosuke Sagara here! Kaoru you're getting a kimono, nice Battousai! You better be hitting on her! Kaoru's boy liking levels are low!

Next time on Project Kaoru

Chapter #6 Battousai's hate for chocolate!

See ya!

Battousai: I hate chocolate?

Kenshin: Sessha is fine with chocolate that I am!

Kaoru: Kenshin do you think that I can some day become a better teacher?

Kenshin: I think that you're a great teacher already that I do. ^-^x

Kaoru: *sigh* Really Kenshin?

Yahiko: get a room.

Sanosuke: Ya, Kenshin you're getting something good! *Makes catcalls*

Kenshin: Oro? *Does not understand Sano slang-like-word*

Kaoru: Grr *know that Kenshin doesn't know and tackles Sano like a cat*

Everyone: O_O or O_Ox

Juju: Ok I'm not so sad anymore… wow I typed all this in one day! @_@ ARGH I feel a headache coming! *Faints*

Kenshin: I think we should put her to bed that I do.

Sano: @_@ Okay… *Picks up Juju and place her on her bed.*

Juju: *Wakes up then goes to sleep*

Megumi: I think that we should just let her rest, and by tomorrow she'll be okay.

Kaoru: That's great right Kenshin!

Kenshin: Oro! *Being hugged by Megumi and has a collar on*

Kaoru: Grr! *Punches Kenshin*

Kenshin: Oro!! @o@x

Juju: Err I think you should leave…

BANG! BAM! CRASHS!

ORO! KAORU-DONO!!!!

COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

Sound start to fade to nothingness.