A/N: I don't own anything you recognize (PD stuff). I hope to someday find
michael and make him my own, but it is highly unlikely.
And I changed it quite a lot compared to how meg says Michael first saw Mia.
It is set when Mia and Lilly are in first grade.
This is my first fic I hope you enjoy it. Also, thank you to the lovely wise and witty Daydreamer_022. Without her it would not be possible.
On with the stuff:
This is the diary of Mia Thermopolis. If you keep on reading and you are not Mia, then I will have my new friend Lilly Moscovitz beat you up.
Today was my first day at school, I woke up not wanting to go. So, I made a plan.
I walked into the kitchen where my mom was, and said, "Mom! Mom! I'm not gonna make it! I'm dying from, um what's it called?! What's it called?! Oh yeah, leukemia." Thank you Lifetime!
I started to breathe heavily and tried to say 'Mom,' then, I pretended to choke and held my throat with my hand and held out my other. Then I pretended to faint.
Mom didn't fall for it though. All she said after my dramatic entrance was, "No more Lifetime for you."
I was still on the floor when she said, "Mia, you have to go."
"But, I don't want to go," I whinged.
Mom got kinda mad and said, "Mia, sweetie, you have to go to school."
Then I yelled, "Fine! I'd like to see you try and take me!"
An hour later I was walking to my first ever class. "Bye, Mia!" Mom said as she hopped back into the cab.
Yes, you may be laughing now mommy but wait util I accidently-on-purpose spill juice on your favorite painting. Then we see who will be smiling.
My teacher, Ms. Walden began to take roll. When she called my name I didn't actually know she'd called me. She said, "Amelia Thermopolis?" So it took me a while to realize she was calling me.
"Oh!" I said. "Hehe, sorry. Oh, yeah, my name isn't 'Amelia' it's just Mia."
Then Ms. Walden said, "Well I have here Amelia."
I hate 'Amelia' so I got kinda mad and said, "Well it's Mia. M-I-A. Meee- uh."
She seemed shocked by my outburst and said, "Fine. Is Mia here?"
Yeah! I just won the death star, Ms. Walden! Okay, not really the death star, but that would be really cool. "Yes she is h . . . wait I mean yes, yes I am here."
Can you believe she even put 'Amelia' on my cubby?! It's sick I tell you, sick.
As if all that was not bad enough, I had no one to sit with at lunch! I was about to walk over to this small table where all these pretty girls were sitting, when this mean boy made me drop my sandwich.
"Hey!" I cried. That was so mean! After all the hard work I'd put into it! It took me a whole five minutes at the deli to pick between penut butter and jelly or tuna!
"Haha, sucker!" he said. And I know he wasn't talking about my thumb- sucking problem either.
I was just starting to cry but then I heard someone behind me say, "Hey, you! Yeah, you!"
This girl who looked very much like my neighbor lady's dog, a pig-or was it pug? I don't remember, but she kicked the mean sandwich-dropping boy.
"Ow!" he yelled.
"Go and say you're sorry!" she yelled at him.
The boy came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, ok?"
The pug girl kicked him again, "That wasn't very sorry-ish!" she called out as he left running, crying for his mommy.
"Hi. I'm Lilly Moscovitz," the pug girl said to me.
I was kinda scared of her after what I just saw. "Hi, I'm . . ."
"Mia Thermopolis." she said for me. "Yes, I know. Ms. Walden can be really dumb sometimes."
I had never heard anyone my age say an adult was dumb before! "Oh," I replied.
My stomach made a grumble-y sound. At first I thought it was the wicked witch of the west coming to take my shoes, but then I was like, 'oh no that was just my tummy'.
"Do you want some of my sandwich?" Lilly asked lifting up her Wonder Woman lunch box.
"Ok, thanks," I answered.
I felt bad because Lilly gave me half of her sandwich. But then I remembered the cookie I'd snuck into my lunch box! So I asked her, "Do you want half of my cookie?" and I lifted my Star Wars lunch box.
"Sure!" Lilly answered.
"So, you like Star Wars?" Lilly asked as we sat down.
"Yeah!!! It's like the best movie ever!"
"Yeah," she said. "It's cool. But my brother likes it way more than I do. So far as I know he's still waiting for princess Leia to come and take him 'home' to a planet many, many light years away."
Wow! Lilly's brother sounds cool! She said to try living with him and I'll think a whole other story.
Then a really pretty boy from the older grades came up to us and said, "Lilly! My BEST FRIEND! My little sis! My . . ."
So that's Lilly's brother! I thought.
Anyway, Lilly stopped him before he could finish, "No, Michael, I will not give you a dollar."
Michael's face dropped, "Come on, Lilly! Just one dollar!"
Lilly looked mad, "No!"
They were both mad at each other so I decided to butt in, "Um, Lilly maybe you should just give Michael a dollar and if he doesn't pay you back tomorrow you can just kick his butt." Then I turned to Michael, "Michael, if Lilly gives you a dollar you have to pay her back tomorrow or she will kick your butt. Or kill you, whichever one she picks."
They both looked at each other and Lilly gave in. After she gave him a dollar, Michael saw my lunch box.
"Hey! That's cool!"
I looked around to see what he was talking about.
He picked up my lunch box, "Your lunch box, I mean," he said.
"Oh, yeah," I replied.
Then at the same time we both said, "I like Star Wars, it's the best movie ever!"
Michael, Lilly and I talked about Star Wars until the bell rang. After school Lilly asked me if I wanted to spend the night at her house. I said sure, but that I would have to ask my mom. Just like I knew she would, she said yes like a good little mommy. Maybe I won't have to accidently-on- purpose spill juice on her favorite painting.
Right now I'm in Lilly's pretty room. Later we plan to sneak into Michael's room.
This is all for now. my hand is tired of writing and it's hard to look up words I don't know how to spell in the dictionary.
And I changed it quite a lot compared to how meg says Michael first saw Mia.
It is set when Mia and Lilly are in first grade.
This is my first fic I hope you enjoy it. Also, thank you to the lovely wise and witty Daydreamer_022. Without her it would not be possible.
On with the stuff:
This is the diary of Mia Thermopolis. If you keep on reading and you are not Mia, then I will have my new friend Lilly Moscovitz beat you up.
Today was my first day at school, I woke up not wanting to go. So, I made a plan.
I walked into the kitchen where my mom was, and said, "Mom! Mom! I'm not gonna make it! I'm dying from, um what's it called?! What's it called?! Oh yeah, leukemia." Thank you Lifetime!
I started to breathe heavily and tried to say 'Mom,' then, I pretended to choke and held my throat with my hand and held out my other. Then I pretended to faint.
Mom didn't fall for it though. All she said after my dramatic entrance was, "No more Lifetime for you."
I was still on the floor when she said, "Mia, you have to go."
"But, I don't want to go," I whinged.
Mom got kinda mad and said, "Mia, sweetie, you have to go to school."
Then I yelled, "Fine! I'd like to see you try and take me!"
An hour later I was walking to my first ever class. "Bye, Mia!" Mom said as she hopped back into the cab.
Yes, you may be laughing now mommy but wait util I accidently-on-purpose spill juice on your favorite painting. Then we see who will be smiling.
My teacher, Ms. Walden began to take roll. When she called my name I didn't actually know she'd called me. She said, "Amelia Thermopolis?" So it took me a while to realize she was calling me.
"Oh!" I said. "Hehe, sorry. Oh, yeah, my name isn't 'Amelia' it's just Mia."
Then Ms. Walden said, "Well I have here Amelia."
I hate 'Amelia' so I got kinda mad and said, "Well it's Mia. M-I-A. Meee- uh."
She seemed shocked by my outburst and said, "Fine. Is Mia here?"
Yeah! I just won the death star, Ms. Walden! Okay, not really the death star, but that would be really cool. "Yes she is h . . . wait I mean yes, yes I am here."
Can you believe she even put 'Amelia' on my cubby?! It's sick I tell you, sick.
As if all that was not bad enough, I had no one to sit with at lunch! I was about to walk over to this small table where all these pretty girls were sitting, when this mean boy made me drop my sandwich.
"Hey!" I cried. That was so mean! After all the hard work I'd put into it! It took me a whole five minutes at the deli to pick between penut butter and jelly or tuna!
"Haha, sucker!" he said. And I know he wasn't talking about my thumb- sucking problem either.
I was just starting to cry but then I heard someone behind me say, "Hey, you! Yeah, you!"
This girl who looked very much like my neighbor lady's dog, a pig-or was it pug? I don't remember, but she kicked the mean sandwich-dropping boy.
"Ow!" he yelled.
"Go and say you're sorry!" she yelled at him.
The boy came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, ok?"
The pug girl kicked him again, "That wasn't very sorry-ish!" she called out as he left running, crying for his mommy.
"Hi. I'm Lilly Moscovitz," the pug girl said to me.
I was kinda scared of her after what I just saw. "Hi, I'm . . ."
"Mia Thermopolis." she said for me. "Yes, I know. Ms. Walden can be really dumb sometimes."
I had never heard anyone my age say an adult was dumb before! "Oh," I replied.
My stomach made a grumble-y sound. At first I thought it was the wicked witch of the west coming to take my shoes, but then I was like, 'oh no that was just my tummy'.
"Do you want some of my sandwich?" Lilly asked lifting up her Wonder Woman lunch box.
"Ok, thanks," I answered.
I felt bad because Lilly gave me half of her sandwich. But then I remembered the cookie I'd snuck into my lunch box! So I asked her, "Do you want half of my cookie?" and I lifted my Star Wars lunch box.
"Sure!" Lilly answered.
"So, you like Star Wars?" Lilly asked as we sat down.
"Yeah!!! It's like the best movie ever!"
"Yeah," she said. "It's cool. But my brother likes it way more than I do. So far as I know he's still waiting for princess Leia to come and take him 'home' to a planet many, many light years away."
Wow! Lilly's brother sounds cool! She said to try living with him and I'll think a whole other story.
Then a really pretty boy from the older grades came up to us and said, "Lilly! My BEST FRIEND! My little sis! My . . ."
So that's Lilly's brother! I thought.
Anyway, Lilly stopped him before he could finish, "No, Michael, I will not give you a dollar."
Michael's face dropped, "Come on, Lilly! Just one dollar!"
Lilly looked mad, "No!"
They were both mad at each other so I decided to butt in, "Um, Lilly maybe you should just give Michael a dollar and if he doesn't pay you back tomorrow you can just kick his butt." Then I turned to Michael, "Michael, if Lilly gives you a dollar you have to pay her back tomorrow or she will kick your butt. Or kill you, whichever one she picks."
They both looked at each other and Lilly gave in. After she gave him a dollar, Michael saw my lunch box.
"Hey! That's cool!"
I looked around to see what he was talking about.
He picked up my lunch box, "Your lunch box, I mean," he said.
"Oh, yeah," I replied.
Then at the same time we both said, "I like Star Wars, it's the best movie ever!"
Michael, Lilly and I talked about Star Wars until the bell rang. After school Lilly asked me if I wanted to spend the night at her house. I said sure, but that I would have to ask my mom. Just like I knew she would, she said yes like a good little mommy. Maybe I won't have to accidently-on- purpose spill juice on her favorite painting.
Right now I'm in Lilly's pretty room. Later we plan to sneak into Michael's room.
This is all for now. my hand is tired of writing and it's hard to look up words I don't know how to spell in the dictionary.
