Disclaimers: None of the RK characters belong to me. But they will, you'll see!!!. Ryuu will always be Ryuu. MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
A/N: this piece is suitable for older readers, well..not because there will be a lemon here!!.*blush blush* I don't write lemons!!!. This may be a bit boring because I want to convey an adult-like advice here. I am sure it won't be a good piece, because I'm not an adult myself. So, read at your own risk.
CHAPTER ONE –YAHIKO, MY BRRAATT!!."Back off, Busu!!. You don't need to tell me what I should do!!." Yahiko yelled at the top of his lungs.
"What did you say, you brrrraaaat??!!." Kaoru's scream rivaled Yahiko's.
Surprisingly, Yahiko dashed out from the dojo in a sprint.
"I can't understand what's going on with him. What a jerk!. He's not supposed to….but then…stupid brat….." Kaoru was muttering under her breath while she scrubbed the floor clean, which should be Yahiko's job. Worse, the reward for her diligent cleaning was her own ugly scowling face on the floor when she was finished. Now I can understand why he calls me Busu all the time. I…AM…UGLY!!!. The realization made her more furious, and she grabbed the wooden basin and hauled it flying across the hall.
"OOORRRROOOO!!!!!"
Kenshin was sprawled on the floor with clean clothes scattered on top of him and around him. He was a terrible mess. He struggled to sit, and when he finally succeeded, he fell down again. Kaoru's brush hit him square on his forehead. He let out a breath of 'oro' before collapsing on the floor the second time.
Kaoru took her sweet time glaring at her own reflection without noticing the damage she'd done to the poor rurouni.
Kenshin tried to stand up, but he fell down again. He stepped on the brush on his haste to get up. This time, his mouth hadn't had to let out anything. His body graciously did it for him. He landed on his bottom with a loud thud enough to bring Kaoru out from her endless stupor. He thought he heard a crack then.
"Kenshin?"
Kaoru came running towards him in an attempt to help him up, but then.. "Kenshiiinnn!!!" she was sliding towards him on the wet floor. Kenshin opened his eyes wide in fear. "Kaoru-dono!!!..You'll bump into sessha!!!!". And she did just that. Kenshin fell down for the fourth time, with Kaoru's left foot on his face.
"ou…" she rubbed her backside. "It hurts like hell!!"
Well, I thought I should say that. Kaoru was still rubbing her bottom. She should rub mine too. I fell four times, so… Kenshin stopped his silly thoughts before his face turned the darker shade of red. "What are you doing here, Kaoru-dono?. He asked to stop his silly thoughts from expanding. "I thought Yahiko is doing the scrubbing today."
It was a very dangerous act to bring up that name.
"Mou…that lazy undisciplined brat!!!." She looked at the mess around her and sighed. "And now I have to clean up the mess. It's all because of the good-for-nothing shrimp!!. I'll kill him for this!!." Her face was beat-red by then. "Yahiko will be a delicious meal tonight. Yes, that's right. Wait till he gets home." She has already stomped her way along the corridor, with dark clouds and thunders rolling above her. "I'll kill him, then I'll slay his skin off, and then I'll…. maybe he's better without his head…and he can't shout at me…I'll like this….mwahahahahah!!!"
Kenshin's jaw dropped onto the floor. Kaoru looks angrier and worse than the worst hitokiri in Japan. Of course, the worst hitokiri in Japan, was Kenshin himself, 'the Hitokiri Battousai'. And the gleam in her eyes is enough to kill. Oh no, I have to stop her, or else, Sano will have nobody to pound on, and he'll turn to me!!!. I can't let that happen, no way!.
"Kaoru-dono!!!!!. CHOTTO MATTE!!!!." Kenshin turned around, only to find him surrounded by clothes everywhere, but no Kaoru-dono in his sight. "Orooo…" Guess I'll just pray that Yahiko will come home late…" He cleaned up the mess, thinking that Yahiko might be a delicious meal, if he was to be chopped into pieces and put into miso soup. Kenshin shook his head. He might be screaming and muttering Busu even when he's pieces of meat…that stupid brat. I can't eat a bowl of misowith a screaming and howling Yahiko in…yeah, maybe Kaoru's right, he's better without his head on…
A/N: so, whaddaya think?
I know it's quite short….i'm actually quite under the weather myself. I can't open my Vamp in Love files which I've written up to chap 7!!! Waaarrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, ignore poor ryuu.
Get on with….providing something for her to smile at….REVIEW!!:)
