The Legend of the Naughty Hotties Part 1
Fuu gazed around the world that was around her. It was all black, and she seemed to be falling, but she had no idea where. It felt as if she may be falling into Cephiro again, but she could not see anything of find Hikaru and Umi. "HIKARU SAN?!?!? UMI SAN?!?!" she screamed into the darkness.
Suddenly, she could see the outline of something although she couldn't tell what. It seems to almost be in the shape of a fish but she wasn't sure. As it came closer, she realized it could be Fyula coming to catch them again. Fuu was suddenly quite shocked when it turned out to be the Tuna fish man on the package of tuna bits. She looked over to see Hikaru and Umi with wide eyes expressions staring at where the tuna's head would be. Fuu looked over expecting to see the tuna fish's face when it seems to be replaced with another face, the face of Lafarga! "Lafarga!!!" Fuu exclaimed with eyes as big as saucers.
"Who is this Lafarga you speak of? I AM THE TUNA MAN!!!!!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!" roared the tuna-like Lafarga
Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu just sat there on the back of the tuna Lafarga scared and wondering what could possibly be going on. Tuna Lafarga turned to them and said, "I must take you to the good fairy, and she will explain how you can become the Legendary Naughty Hotties!!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!??! THIS IS WAY TOO WEIRD TO BE CEPHIRO!!!!! WHO ARE YOU POSERS?!?!" screamed a terrified Umi.
Tuna Lafarga ignored her and began to sing, "I AM TUNA MAN AND I AM HERE TO SAY, I'M A DAMN RIPE TUNA!!!!!!" While Tuna Lafarga was singing he began to shake his large fins (which the 3 girls where sitting by the way) and with his large purple lips flopping about it was just simply to much for the 3 girls, and, after giving each other knowing looks, they leaped off Tuna Lafarga leaving him to his song, and began to fall not know where that could end up next.
As the 3 girls were falling down to what seemed to be a forest (though they weren't quite sure) they spotted a fairy, but it wasn't just any fairy, it was a fairy small enough to be Primera, but it was Nova. The Nova Fairy approached them calmly, and as odd as it may seem, she smiled at them but not as an evil smile (and that was very surprising) but a kind one. (And that also was surprising). The Nova Fairy picked up her wand and summoned the legendary tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, EAGLE HORSE!!!!!!! (Dramatic music)
The tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, Eagle horse pranced toward the legendary naughty Hotties and caught them in it's large fat buttocks. Umi poked the legendary tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, eagle horse in disbelief. "N-No way!!! Is it real????"
Fuu slowly replied, "I'm afraid so Umi san....." as she herself poked the large buttocks fat rippling under her finger, wondered if it was possible to have this big of a buttocks.
Hikaru, shocked with disbelief looked up at the large tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, horse wondering who it could possibly be this time. She was completely shocked when she saw white-ish hair, and that green turban thingy that Eagle always wears. Hikaru looked up at the Good Nova Fairy and exclaimed, "This isn't Eagle.... It can't be!!!!!!!!"
The Good Fairy (aka Nova) good naturedly giggled and said, "Of course! Who else would it be?" as she sat down on the tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, horse and exclaimed, "Ahh.. Feels like my water bed at home...."
Hikaru still refused to believe the un-naturally large horse was Eagle and said, "No way!!! What has happened here?!?!?"
The good fairy said sadly, "Something has happened here that nobody can explain, 2 days ago something has happened but nobody knows what, we all have no memories of what has gone on in the past. It just changed, but we all remember one thing, in a time of crisis the legendary Naughty Hotties will be summoned from another world, they will become Naughty and return our world and save us. We will then get all of our memories back.!"
"I-I Don't think that quite right...." Said Fuu with a huge sweat drop.
"Oh, but there's more!" said the Good Fairy
"Oh brother!" exclaimed Umi
"The famous Master Mage of the Naughty Ways... CLEF!!"
Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu were greatly shocked and worried what exactly the Naughty Ways were.
"He is more perverted than a Play Boy magazine producer, skimpier than Alcyone, master of the art of Bra Whipping, he is MASTER MAGE CLEF!!!!! (Insert confetti here)"
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Akano- ^^ so that was that, Please no flames, I love magic knight Rayearth and Eagle is my 3rd fave character, so its not like I did any eagle bashing on purpose of anything, it is just REALLY fun to imagine him as a horse!! ^.^;;; I have also edited some pics on my computer with the characters and we will eventually get them up on a website so you can see them (they are hilarious!) well anyway, please no flames since we meant no harm, and I hope you enjoyed it!!! ------------------
Ayomi- Didn't expect the 'perverted one' to be Clef huh? ^.^ MWAHAHA. Well next time you will meet the little bugger. And as my good friend said, please no flames, but if so we have taken precaution *holds up Hikaru's sword* MWAHAHAHA BRING IT ON (Akano Insert: I don't know her.....)*tuna man theme song comes in back ground* REVIEW!! ~I'm a damn ripe tuna!!!!!!!!~ (Akano Insert: Bye bye!! ^.^)
Fuu gazed around the world that was around her. It was all black, and she seemed to be falling, but she had no idea where. It felt as if she may be falling into Cephiro again, but she could not see anything of find Hikaru and Umi. "HIKARU SAN?!?!? UMI SAN?!?!" she screamed into the darkness.
Suddenly, she could see the outline of something although she couldn't tell what. It seems to almost be in the shape of a fish but she wasn't sure. As it came closer, she realized it could be Fyula coming to catch them again. Fuu was suddenly quite shocked when it turned out to be the Tuna fish man on the package of tuna bits. She looked over to see Hikaru and Umi with wide eyes expressions staring at where the tuna's head would be. Fuu looked over expecting to see the tuna fish's face when it seems to be replaced with another face, the face of Lafarga! "Lafarga!!!" Fuu exclaimed with eyes as big as saucers.
"Who is this Lafarga you speak of? I AM THE TUNA MAN!!!!!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!" roared the tuna-like Lafarga
Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu just sat there on the back of the tuna Lafarga scared and wondering what could possibly be going on. Tuna Lafarga turned to them and said, "I must take you to the good fairy, and she will explain how you can become the Legendary Naughty Hotties!!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!??! THIS IS WAY TOO WEIRD TO BE CEPHIRO!!!!! WHO ARE YOU POSERS?!?!" screamed a terrified Umi.
Tuna Lafarga ignored her and began to sing, "I AM TUNA MAN AND I AM HERE TO SAY, I'M A DAMN RIPE TUNA!!!!!!" While Tuna Lafarga was singing he began to shake his large fins (which the 3 girls where sitting by the way) and with his large purple lips flopping about it was just simply to much for the 3 girls, and, after giving each other knowing looks, they leaped off Tuna Lafarga leaving him to his song, and began to fall not know where that could end up next.
As the 3 girls were falling down to what seemed to be a forest (though they weren't quite sure) they spotted a fairy, but it wasn't just any fairy, it was a fairy small enough to be Primera, but it was Nova. The Nova Fairy approached them calmly, and as odd as it may seem, she smiled at them but not as an evil smile (and that was very surprising) but a kind one. (And that also was surprising). The Nova Fairy picked up her wand and summoned the legendary tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, EAGLE HORSE!!!!!!! (Dramatic music)
The tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, Eagle horse pranced toward the legendary naughty Hotties and caught them in it's large fat buttocks. Umi poked the legendary tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, eagle horse in disbelief. "N-No way!!! Is it real????"
Fuu slowly replied, "I'm afraid so Umi san....." as she herself poked the large buttocks fat rippling under her finger, wondered if it was possible to have this big of a buttocks.
Hikaru, shocked with disbelief looked up at the large tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, horse wondering who it could possibly be this time. She was completely shocked when she saw white-ish hair, and that green turban thingy that Eagle always wears. Hikaru looked up at the Good Nova Fairy and exclaimed, "This isn't Eagle.... It can't be!!!!!!!!"
The Good Fairy (aka Nova) good naturedly giggled and said, "Of course! Who else would it be?" as she sat down on the tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, horse and exclaimed, "Ahh.. Feels like my water bed at home...."
Hikaru still refused to believe the un-naturally large horse was Eagle and said, "No way!!! What has happened here?!?!?"
The good fairy said sadly, "Something has happened here that nobody can explain, 2 days ago something has happened but nobody knows what, we all have no memories of what has gone on in the past. It just changed, but we all remember one thing, in a time of crisis the legendary Naughty Hotties will be summoned from another world, they will become Naughty and return our world and save us. We will then get all of our memories back.!"
"I-I Don't think that quite right...." Said Fuu with a huge sweat drop.
"Oh, but there's more!" said the Good Fairy
"Oh brother!" exclaimed Umi
"The famous Master Mage of the Naughty Ways... CLEF!!"
Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu were greatly shocked and worried what exactly the Naughty Ways were.
"He is more perverted than a Play Boy magazine producer, skimpier than Alcyone, master of the art of Bra Whipping, he is MASTER MAGE CLEF!!!!! (Insert confetti here)"
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Akano- ^^ so that was that, Please no flames, I love magic knight Rayearth and Eagle is my 3rd fave character, so its not like I did any eagle bashing on purpose of anything, it is just REALLY fun to imagine him as a horse!! ^.^;;; I have also edited some pics on my computer with the characters and we will eventually get them up on a website so you can see them (they are hilarious!) well anyway, please no flames since we meant no harm, and I hope you enjoyed it!!! ------------------
Ayomi- Didn't expect the 'perverted one' to be Clef huh? ^.^ MWAHAHA. Well next time you will meet the little bugger. And as my good friend said, please no flames, but if so we have taken precaution *holds up Hikaru's sword* MWAHAHAHA BRING IT ON (Akano Insert: I don't know her.....)*tuna man theme song comes in back ground* REVIEW!! ~I'm a damn ripe tuna!!!!!!!!~ (Akano Insert: Bye bye!! ^.^)
