The Legend of the Naughty Hotties Part 2

Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu still terrified about going to Cephiro again, seeing their friends as animals, and becoming the "Naughty Hotties", and sitting on a gigantic horse with Eagle's head were still wondering what the cause of all this was. Hikaru then turned to the Good Fairy (aka Nova) and asked, "How do we become the Naughty Hotties!?! What are we supposed to do???"

The Nova fairy then replied, "You must defeat the Slugsloth Zagato, he is supposed to be the reason for us loosing all of our memories but don't worry he can't be to hard to beat, he has a breathing disorder"

"What do you mean!?!?! Zagato is already dead!!! And is it possible for someone to have a breathing disorder....?!?! THIS IS WAY TOO WEIRD!!!" Umi screamed at the top of her lungs

"Hang on, the tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, Horse is taking you to his master, Lokona, and then Lokona can get you to the Perverted Master Mage."

Hikaru's eyes lightened up "You mean Mokona!?! Maybe Mokona didn't change!!!"

"Yeah! It would be wonderful to see Mokona again now wouldn't it?" said Fuu. Umi agreed and looked down to the tree where the huge tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, Eagle horse was taking them, and she saw Mokona but Mokona wasn't exactly the same. Umi could make out the figure of a 7ft white fluff ball, with black hair poking out under a poorly made Mokona cap. The huge tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you'll soon see) Befriending, Eagle horse suddenly landed on the ground causing an earthquake that is 7 on the Richter Scale. The ground shaking cause the tree they where heading towards to topple over. The strange Mokona looking thing then fell off the tree and fell straight into Hikaru's chest.

After the earthquake settled Hikaru looked down to see Lantis's face with Mokona's features staring up at her with happy eyes.

"PUU!!!!!!!!" The thing exclaiming thanking Hikaru for its comfy landing.

Everybody including Hikaru was so afraid to speak. Finally, Umi brought up the courage to be the first to say something.

"GET OFF MY FRIEND YOU FREAKY HUGE THING!!!!!!" screamed Umi as she repeatedly kicked the large Mokona-like Lantis.

Lokona quickly got off Hikaru and scurried as quickly as it could behind the huge tree climbing, flying, talking, NSX controlling, sleeping, tuna eating, FTO Piloting, walking, drinking, Prancing, Tail Whipping, Crap Loving, Pink Bunny Loving, Buddha Worshiping, Lokona (you now see) Befriending, Eagle horse. It began to whimper in fear pleading for its life. The Nova fairy calmly tried to explain how where some people lost their memories their brains could also get switched. That means that "Lokona" still had all of its memories from before and that there was also a Mokona looking thing with the memories of Lantis. The Naughty Hotties tried to stay calm during this but as you know it is very hard knowing your friends had all gone mad.

The Lokona's pink jewel (with a little bunny inside of the jewel might I add) began to glow and suddenly a large butt came out of it. To the sides of the butt where little wings.

"Go fourth, Naughty Hotties, save our land so we may have our memories back!!! SAVE US OH HOLY ONES!!!!!!!!" shouted the Good Nova Fairy.

"First we are Hotties, and now we are holy? What's up with the place?" said Umi.

The big butt began to slow down and then landed on a tiny deserted island. Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu looked over to see Clef (in OVA form) in a Speedo thong sunbathing. His puny muscles glistening in the sun. The big butt landed and then disappeared back into Lokona's pink bunny jewel. Clef glanced over lowering his sunglasses. He eyed them up and down. A soft perverted smile came across his face. Umi has a sick feeling in her stomach he was picturing them naked. Clef gracefully floated above his beach chair and then floated toward the Naughty Hotties.

Clef bent down very low while the naughty Hotties heard small animals barfing because they got a glimpse of his butt.

"Oh holy Naughty Hotties, you have fulfilled my dreams by coming to this island." His eyes shown in the sunlight. As the Naughty Hotties looked at his eyes they could see all of his fantasies playing in his mind. Blushing furiously the Naughty Hotties scooted back 20 feet. Fuu desperately tried to explain that they only came here to get all of their friends back to normal, but Clef ignored her.

"I will teach you the ways of being naughty" Clef said as he slowly went up to Fuu rubbing her butt. Fuu jumped back another 20 feet, terrified. Umi suddenly got jealous.

"DON'T DO IT CLEF!!!!" screamed Umi not exactly knowing what she was talking about.

"Do you want me to do it to you?" Clef said winking at her.

"N-no!!!!" replied Umi.

Lokona approached Umi poking her in the side, "puuuu!!" Lokona said almost as if he was teasing her about being jealous, which he was. Umi tried to slap Lokona in the head but he was too tall for her to reach. Lokona then turned around hoping as his feet sunk into the sad puuing to the tune of "UMI AND CLEF SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!"

"I know a place where we can be alone, if that is your wish, because I certainly wouldn't mind" Clef said in a perverted tone.

Umi hit clef over the head screaming about how she really really wanted everything to be normal again.

---------------------------------------- Ayomi: *exclaims aloud*OH GREAT AND WONDERFUL READERS, PLEASE FOR GIVE US FOR TAKING SO LONG TO WRITE THIS. So we are being good and we wrote "2" instead of "1" ^.^'''! -------------------- Akano: We only get a chance to update only once every 2 weeks so don't expect new chapter for another week or 2. Sorry about this!