Legend of the naughty Hotties Part 3
"To become true Naughty Hotties, you must do something naughty." Said Clef.
"What do you mean by being naughty?" asked Umi.
"I mean by being naughty..." said Clef in a scary like perverted tone.
"Naughty? Like not doing your chores? Or your homework? Or how about not cleaning your room when you are supposed to?" asked Hikaru.
"No. Like killing, stealing, or just being Naughty...." Clef said. He emphasized "naughty" but raising his eyebrows and licking his lips.
Fuu, scared beyond compare, exclaimed, "We could never do anything like that!"
Clef sighed, "Well then I suppose you would like us to stay without our past forever then..." He turned around, showing off his buttocks. Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu all scream and ran away, jumping on the flying butt that had just appeared from Lokona's pink bunny jewel and flew away leaving the terrifying, perverted Clef behind.
The flying buttocks flew away from the island and then began to fly over toward a forest like place. The pink bunny on Lokona's Jewel squeaked, "You Got Mail!" and a letter popped out of the jewel.
The Letter Read: Dear Naughty Hotties,
In order to find the SlugSloth Zagato you must know his address. The SlugSloth lives at:
Lord SlugSloth Zagato 666 Tuna Lane Donkey Piss, Bomba 66666
I hope you can get our memories back oh holy ones! If you ever feel a bit naughty please come and visit me!
~Clef the oh so sexy and wonderful one
"What's up with Donkey Piss? And where is Bomba?" asked Umi.
"I have no idea..." replied Fuu as she looked at Clef's signature
"We can ask Lokona!" Hikaru said as she turned to the Lantis looking Mokona.
Lokona popped his head out from in-between the crack of the butt they were flying on.
"Puuuu.......?" Asked Lokona
"Lokona, do you know where 666 Tuna Lane Donkey piss, Bomba is?" asked Hikaru.
Lokona nodded his head and changed the direction on where the butt was heading.
"Thanks a lot Lokona!" exclaimed Hikaru.
Suddenly the good Fairy appeared out of nowhere. She flew into the crack where Lokona was and whispered something in his ear. Lokona nodded and turned to the naughty Hotties.
"Puu, pup u puuuu, puuy puu pu, puu puuu pu puuu, puuies pu po"
"He says he will take us to the city of Donkey piss but we have to find the SlugSloth on our own..." said Hikaru.
The flying butt landed in a rocky valley with no people in it at all. Lokona and the naughty Hotties jumped off the butt as it disappeared. Fuu took a deep intake of breath but her hand quickly went to her nose.
"I now understand why they call this city donkey piss!" she said softly, eyes watering.
"No kidding, this place smells awful!" said Umi.
Suddenly the sky grew dark and lightning flashed in the sky. A dark shadowy figure appeared on the top of the mountain. A lightning bolt struck by the figure head and made the round ball of fluff topple down the mountain.
"Thump Thump Thump Thump *crash* MY ARMOR!! Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *bang* MY PROTECTIVE CUP... like I need it in this form... Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *the figure thumped his last thump as the figure landed at the feet of the naughty Hotties*"
Hikaru slowly bent down and rolled over the dark figure revealing Mokona in Lantis's cracked armor. She looked back to Lokona and then back at the Mokona looking thing that was right in front of her.
"If that is Mokona's mind in Lantis's body, then this must be Lantis in Mokona's body!" exclaimed Hikaru
"FINALLY A REAL WARRIOR!!!!!!!" Umi said as she kicked Mantis in the gut trying to wake him up.
Mantis groaned and threw his protective cup at her head, "5 more minutes..." he moaned turning over, his little tail wiggling back and forth.
Umi, now very frustrated, turned to Hikaru, "He loves you, wake him up!!" she exclaimed.
Hikaru bent down slowly shaking him a little, "Lantis, get up!"
Mantis woke up and turned to her sniffing her hand and his tail wiggled once he realized who it was.
"Hikaru is it really you? I can't see things anymore I can only use my sense of smell now..." said Mantis
Fuu looked at Mokona and said, "I thought you could see?"
"Puu pu puuuu puuie po" said Lokona.
"He could see before but then he got laser eye vision and stared at himself in the mirror and the lasers reflected of the mirror and back at him..."
Rain began to pour down upon them and the naughty Hotties looked at Lokona.
"Lokona, you wouldn't happen to know of a place to stay at now would you?" Asked Hikaru.
Lokona shook his head as his floppy ears covered his eyes.
Mantis then hopped to the right with his tail wiggling in the air, his tail wiggling back and forth, his ears standing straight up making a 360 degree turn.
"Wait, I smell..................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................................................................................BACON!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He started running toward the exit of the valley. The naughty Hotties and Lokona ran after him.
"Its amazing he can smell anything but this awful Donkey Piss! Wait a minute, OH MY GOD IT IS RAINING DONKEY PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Umi.
"Puu pu puuie pu po" Lokona said happily
"Mokona says that the donkey piss is from Autozam. Since it is so polluted there all their Donkey Piss built up so much they just dropped it on Cephiro!" exclaimed Hikaru.
"If that's the case then why did Mokona say that so happily? I mean really, we are getting peed on!!!" screamed Umi.
"Mokona likes the smell. He says it is a good after shave type smell" Hikaru said.
Suddenly Mantis stopped hopping and all of the Naught Hotties stopped running. Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu looked up to see a large blinking sign that read, "HOLIDAY INN"
"No way! I never knew they had Holiday Inns in Cephiro!!!" Exclaimed Umi.
-------------------------------------------------- Ayomi: Shankers you all for reading the story, and again sorry for taking so long, review please and we'll write more chapters soon!!! ----------------- Akano: Sorry for taking so long! We will only update again if you review so you better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahaha aren't I so evil. (Ayomi insert: *whacks Akano and frolics away) I'm obviously not the only evil one.... *rubs throbbing head*
"To become true Naughty Hotties, you must do something naughty." Said Clef.
"What do you mean by being naughty?" asked Umi.
"I mean by being naughty..." said Clef in a scary like perverted tone.
"Naughty? Like not doing your chores? Or your homework? Or how about not cleaning your room when you are supposed to?" asked Hikaru.
"No. Like killing, stealing, or just being Naughty...." Clef said. He emphasized "naughty" but raising his eyebrows and licking his lips.
Fuu, scared beyond compare, exclaimed, "We could never do anything like that!"
Clef sighed, "Well then I suppose you would like us to stay without our past forever then..." He turned around, showing off his buttocks. Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu all scream and ran away, jumping on the flying butt that had just appeared from Lokona's pink bunny jewel and flew away leaving the terrifying, perverted Clef behind.
The flying buttocks flew away from the island and then began to fly over toward a forest like place. The pink bunny on Lokona's Jewel squeaked, "You Got Mail!" and a letter popped out of the jewel.
The Letter Read: Dear Naughty Hotties,
In order to find the SlugSloth Zagato you must know his address. The SlugSloth lives at:
Lord SlugSloth Zagato 666 Tuna Lane Donkey Piss, Bomba 66666
I hope you can get our memories back oh holy ones! If you ever feel a bit naughty please come and visit me!
~Clef the oh so sexy and wonderful one
"What's up with Donkey Piss? And where is Bomba?" asked Umi.
"I have no idea..." replied Fuu as she looked at Clef's signature
"We can ask Lokona!" Hikaru said as she turned to the Lantis looking Mokona.
Lokona popped his head out from in-between the crack of the butt they were flying on.
"Puuuu.......?" Asked Lokona
"Lokona, do you know where 666 Tuna Lane Donkey piss, Bomba is?" asked Hikaru.
Lokona nodded his head and changed the direction on where the butt was heading.
"Thanks a lot Lokona!" exclaimed Hikaru.
Suddenly the good Fairy appeared out of nowhere. She flew into the crack where Lokona was and whispered something in his ear. Lokona nodded and turned to the naughty Hotties.
"Puu, pup u puuuu, puuy puu pu, puu puuu pu puuu, puuies pu po"
"He says he will take us to the city of Donkey piss but we have to find the SlugSloth on our own..." said Hikaru.
The flying butt landed in a rocky valley with no people in it at all. Lokona and the naughty Hotties jumped off the butt as it disappeared. Fuu took a deep intake of breath but her hand quickly went to her nose.
"I now understand why they call this city donkey piss!" she said softly, eyes watering.
"No kidding, this place smells awful!" said Umi.
Suddenly the sky grew dark and lightning flashed in the sky. A dark shadowy figure appeared on the top of the mountain. A lightning bolt struck by the figure head and made the round ball of fluff topple down the mountain.
"Thump Thump Thump Thump *crash* MY ARMOR!! Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *bang* MY PROTECTIVE CUP... like I need it in this form... Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump Thump *the figure thumped his last thump as the figure landed at the feet of the naughty Hotties*"
Hikaru slowly bent down and rolled over the dark figure revealing Mokona in Lantis's cracked armor. She looked back to Lokona and then back at the Mokona looking thing that was right in front of her.
"If that is Mokona's mind in Lantis's body, then this must be Lantis in Mokona's body!" exclaimed Hikaru
"FINALLY A REAL WARRIOR!!!!!!!" Umi said as she kicked Mantis in the gut trying to wake him up.
Mantis groaned and threw his protective cup at her head, "5 more minutes..." he moaned turning over, his little tail wiggling back and forth.
Umi, now very frustrated, turned to Hikaru, "He loves you, wake him up!!" she exclaimed.
Hikaru bent down slowly shaking him a little, "Lantis, get up!"
Mantis woke up and turned to her sniffing her hand and his tail wiggled once he realized who it was.
"Hikaru is it really you? I can't see things anymore I can only use my sense of smell now..." said Mantis
Fuu looked at Mokona and said, "I thought you could see?"
"Puu pu puuuu puuie po" said Lokona.
"He could see before but then he got laser eye vision and stared at himself in the mirror and the lasers reflected of the mirror and back at him..."
Rain began to pour down upon them and the naughty Hotties looked at Lokona.
"Lokona, you wouldn't happen to know of a place to stay at now would you?" Asked Hikaru.
Lokona shook his head as his floppy ears covered his eyes.
Mantis then hopped to the right with his tail wiggling in the air, his tail wiggling back and forth, his ears standing straight up making a 360 degree turn.
"Wait, I smell..................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................................................................................BACON!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He started running toward the exit of the valley. The naughty Hotties and Lokona ran after him.
"Its amazing he can smell anything but this awful Donkey Piss! Wait a minute, OH MY GOD IT IS RAINING DONKEY PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Umi.
"Puu pu puuie pu po" Lokona said happily
"Mokona says that the donkey piss is from Autozam. Since it is so polluted there all their Donkey Piss built up so much they just dropped it on Cephiro!" exclaimed Hikaru.
"If that's the case then why did Mokona say that so happily? I mean really, we are getting peed on!!!" screamed Umi.
"Mokona likes the smell. He says it is a good after shave type smell" Hikaru said.
Suddenly Mantis stopped hopping and all of the Naught Hotties stopped running. Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu looked up to see a large blinking sign that read, "HOLIDAY INN"
"No way! I never knew they had Holiday Inns in Cephiro!!!" Exclaimed Umi.
-------------------------------------------------- Ayomi: Shankers you all for reading the story, and again sorry for taking so long, review please and we'll write more chapters soon!!! ----------------- Akano: Sorry for taking so long! We will only update again if you review so you better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahaha aren't I so evil. (Ayomi insert: *whacks Akano and frolics away) I'm obviously not the only evil one.... *rubs throbbing head*
