Help! Boromir
(Based on "Help!" by the Beatles. Helps if you think of the movie scene--LOTR, not Help!)

Boromir begins singing while fighting the Uruk-hai. Merry and Pippin sing back-up from the sidelines.

Help!
I need somebody!
Help!
Come on, ANYBODY!
Help!
You know, I need someone!
HEEEEELP!

When I was gathering the firewood today
I tried to take little Frodo's Ring in every way
But then he disappeared and I wandered all alone
Then these other hobbits came bringing Uruk-hai along

Help me if you can, I'm under siege!
Legolas, Gimli, and my liege!
Help me knock the orcs down to their knees!
Won't you please, please help me!

And now they're shooting their arrows right at me
I blew the horn of Gondor, now, where can you be?
They're taking off the halflings, but what can I do?
All that's left for me is to lie and wait for you

Help me if you can, I'm under siege!
Legolas, Gimli, and my liege!
Help me knock the orcs down to their knees!
Won't you please, please help me?

(Aragorn comes and kneels beside Boromir, who explains:)

When I was gathering the firewood today
I tried to take little Frodo's Ring in every way
But then he disappeared and I wandered all alone
Then these other hobbits came bringing Uruk-hai along

Help me if you can, I'm under siege!
Legolas, Gimli, and my liege!
Help me knock these orcs down to their knees!
Won't you please, please help me?
Help me!
Help me, ooh!