(Theme from) The Hobbits
(Based on "(Theme from) The Monkees" by the Monkees; original words and music by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart. This is based on the long version found on the group's first self-titled album; if you're confused and/or want to hear more than just the TV version, get The Monkees, The Monkees' Greatest Hits, The Monkees Anthology, Monkees Music Box, or The Definitive Monkees. Incidentally, the TV version is on Missing Links Vol. 3. And that was way more information than you needed, but anyway…)

Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin have returned from their journey and have led the people of the Shire in a successful revolt against Saruman's tyrannical rule. As they process triumphantly through Hobbiton, our heroes notice that although they are getting a hero's welcome, they're also getting some very odd looks. Suddenly, with a mischievous twinkle, Pippin begins:

(bladalum)
Here we come,
Walkin' down the street,
Get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.

[all four, lining up to do the Monkeewalk]

Hey, hey, we're the hobbits,
And people say we've monkeyed around,
But we've been too busy questing
To put anybody down.

[Merry]

We go wherever we're needed,
Do what we're called to do.
We don't have time to get restless;
There's always something new!

[all four]

Hey, hey, we're the hobbits,
And people say we've monkeyed around,
But we've been too busy questing
To put anybody down.
We just helped bring down Sauron,
And now we've conquered Sharkey as well.
We're the young generation,
And we've got stories to tell!

[Frodo and Sam]

Oh....
Anytime
Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder,
'Cause we'll be standin' there!

[all four]

Hey, hey, we're the hobbits,
And people say we've monkeyed around,
But we've been too busy questing
To put anybody down.

[Instrumental riff begins]

Pippin: WAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!

Merry: One time!

Frodo: Aw, kick it!

[all four]

Hey, hey, we're the hobbits,
And people say we've monkeyed around,
But we've been too busy questing
To put anybody down.
We just helped bring down Sauron,
And now we've conquered Sharkey as well.
We're the young generation,
And we've got stories to tell!
Hey, hey, we're the hobbits,
Hey, hey, we're the hobbits....

One older hobbit turns to Farmer Cotton and says, "What 'ave these lads been up to???"