Me: Hey all! We have two winners on the Where's Inuyasha? Sweepstakes! WOOO! And the winners are..

*Kamia and Misha who had returned recently start a drum role. *

Me: Shiro Omisu and the D.G Crew!!

Kamia & Misha: YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!

Me: I'll E-mail it to you guys once I get me hands on your e-mail addresses. First off, I got this from another site. Hear is the link:

ENJOY!!!!

Kamia: Now for your punishment for pretending to be Pan's Inu clone then running of to hide in a cheese factory!! * sniff * First things first. TAKE A BATH!!! YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE!!!!

Misha: Well I see I missed a few things on my vacation. ^_^;

*Shows Inu in a bubble bath with a shower cap over his ears and pouting
with his little rubber puppy floating around *

Inuyasha: * pouting mode * I'd rather be back in the cheese factory. They
had good food.

Me, Misha, Kamia : O^_^O

Disclaimer: Me no own Inu. Me no own site. Me no own anything. The only
thing I own is the Inuyasha manga sitting on my bed. Though the series
itself belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. * Looks at lawyers * Can I have that
cookie now?

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Identities and Problems Revealed!

Shippou was rendered unconscious by the unknown character and is starting to wake up.
'Ow, what happened? Ah! I'm being kidnapped!! Someone help me!!" Little Shippou tried and tried but couldn't break out of the death hold the person had on him. He couldn't yell out for help for his mouth was covered with a cloth. At least he could see. Though when he opened his eyes, he saw the sky. And wings flapping up and down at the sides of his kidnapper.
'Wings? They have feathers too. OH MY GOD!!! I'VE DIED AND THE ANGELS ARE TAKING ME TO HEAVEN!!!! Well that's a good thing, BUT I'LL MISS YOU KAGOME!!' "Hey, kid, what's with the dramatic expression?" The person asked. Shippou looked at the person to see it was a she. She had long black hair, and black dog ears on her head that looked much like Inuyasha's except for the color, and a black tail. She was holding Shippou in her right hand and a wand that had a crescent moon and a star in her left. On her waist was a strap the held a sword. To top it of, she had angel wings that were flapping at a high speed to who knows where.

She took off the cloth that was covering his mouth so he could talk. "What the hell is wrong with you, Lady? You don't just take an innocent bystander out of the blue like that! I'm just a kid! You could have caused my heart attack because it all happened so fast!!" Shippou yelled at the girl. He paused a moment. "What's your name anyway?" "The name's Kamia. How's it goin'?" She smiled.

(A/N: Kamia: *dances her silly little happy dance * I'm in the story!! WHOOOHOOOO!!! * Flies around and dances in the air. * )

"Oh, yea. I'm doing fine, except for the one small problem. I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!" Shippou yelled out. The sudden change in volume made Kamia wince. "Hey, calm down, kiddo. It's not like I'm going to kill you or anything. I want you to help me with this whole Inuyasha and Kagome jealousy business." Shippou stared at her curiously. "How do you know about Inuyasha and Kagome?"

"Well, let's just say I get around a lot."

"Of course you get around. You can fly!"

"That's the basic thing people notice about me."

"Anyways, what were you talking about when you said you needed my help?"

"Oh yeah. Something bad might happen if they keep staying apart like this. This could even involve Naraku if we're not careful." Shippou gasped at the thought. "You mean the same thing that happened to Kikyo could happen to Kagome?" "That's why I need your help, little man. Your going to help me get them back together before anything bad happens." "But how are we going to do that?" Shippou asked.
Kamia landed in a deserted clearing in the forest. "Don't worry Shippou-chan. I've got the power of the authoress on my side." Shippou stared at her blankly. "What are you talking about?" "Never mind that!" Kamia said with a sudden rise in volume. "Let's go Shippou!" And with that, she untied the rest of the ropes that paralyzed Shippou of movement placed him on her shoulder and ran of in the direction of where Inuyasha was still pondering.

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Inuyasha's Tree

Inuyasha was thinking and thinking and more thinking. His head was starting to hurt him. Then he heard someone coming. He seized his pondering to look into this sound. He saw a feminine figure making it's way towards him. He took up a defensive pose. The figure came closer and closer until.

*POW! *

Inuyasha was on the ground with swirly eyes. "Konnichiwa Inu- chan !'' Kamia said to him cheerfully. Inuyasha was still out cold.

(A/N: Kamia: Bwahahaha!!
Me: O.O)

Shippou was a bit afraid of this new comer. Seeing how she knocked Inuyasha out cold with a sudden bump on the head. He thought he was more hard headed then that. Though still young Shippou held on tight to Kamia's shirt.
Kamia bent down and grabbed the sleeping hanyou by the collar of his shirt and dragged him off near to the mountain areas.

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Mountain Terrain

Kagome waited and waited for her little Kitsune friend to return. Though saw no sign of him. She started worry. 'What if Inuyasha caught him? What will happen if he tells him what he's doing? Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.' Kagome thought.

Kouga saw her pondering and was having second thoughts on why Kagome was hear on the first place. She seemed to be thinking about that puppy a lot lately. This worried him a bit. What if Kagome wasn't really in love with him? What if she was just using him to get back at Inuyasha? That really hurt the poor wolf. He was thinking about this a lot lately since that talk back at the waterfall. His comrades were concerned about him for he always seemed to be lost in thought.

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Kamia was slapping the dog boy over and over but proved unsuccessful. "Dammit, he's a deep sleeper." Kamia said. "I got an idea!" Shippou exclaimed. Kamia stepped aside to give him a try. Shippou reached into his fur coat and pulled out a leaf. He placed it on his head and poofed. When the smoke cleared, Shippou was now a cup of ramen. He still had his fuzzy tail, but still the beautiful, mouth-watering aroma of ramen woke up Inuyasha in an instant. He was currently trying to open the box of his favorite food, but Shippou was putting up a tough fight. Having had enough pain from the hungry hanyou, he transformed back to his original self.

Inuyasha was surprised and angry. Then he noticed the new demon girl retracting her angel wings standing before him. "Who the hell are you?" He asked. "Name's Kamia. How's it goin'?" "Not that well anymore now that you're here."

"Well, aren't we a ray of good morning sunshine?"

"Don't push it"

" Moving right along to bigger, better and more important things. You had better do something about this not being together thing, Inuyasha." Kamia said. Inuyasha was confused. How did this girl know his name? And how did she know about his fight with Kagome? They are some things he will never know. He'll just leave it at stalker.

"I'm not a stalker if that's what your thinking, buddy boy. I'm here to help you. Plus the stupid authoress has written herself into a corner." She mumbled the last part.

(A/N: How cruel. She shall pay. =) MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Inuyasha struggled to hear her last sentence. Something about an authoress. 'Stupid girl.' "So now what are you supposed to do?"

(A/N: She is to ram her head into a tree and then jump off a cliff and die then reborn herself!!!)

Then for certain reasons unknown to the sane, Kamia then ran her head into the Goshinboku Tree, then ran off a near by cliff. Her screams were heard far and wide until they head a splat.

Shippou and Inuyasha where staring dumbly at where Kamia once stood wondering what in the name of all things right and beautiful just happened.

Then Kamia was seen flying over the cliff with her wings. Then all of a sudden, thunder clashed in the darkening sky above and a loud booming voice was heard.

"NONE SHALL DISOBEY THE ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

The thunder clapped once more as the sky cleared. And Inuyasha and Shippou sweat dropped.

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Me: Well that was interesting chappy!

Kamia: It was okay except the part that YOU KILLED ME!!!!

Misha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU TWO R BAKAS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Inuyasha: * Shown in a cage in the doghouse chained to the wall with a plate of cheese. He also has a CD player with a Good Charlotte CD in it. And he's squeaky clean! * Dammit, dammit dammit, dammit, dammit, ect., ect., ect..

Me, Kamia, Misha: Ja ne!