"Elanor Gamgee"
(based on "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles)

I'm not sure who should sing this yet...

Ah, look at all the Little People!
Ah, look at all the Little People!

Elanor Gamgee, born in the Shire to a mother that they all called Rose.
Everyone knows...
Grew up at Bag End-- the light of the sun was captured there in her hair.
She was "the Fair."

All the little people living in the Shire.
All the little people have all their hearts desire.

Her father Samwise went with Baggins to Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring.
Of them men sing.
Now he's the Mayor, watching the Shire and keeping them all safe from harm.
They and their farms.

All the Little People living in the Shire.
All the Little People have all their hearts desire.

Ah, look at all the Little People!
Ah, look at all the Little People!

Elanor Gamgee wed a young hobbit from Greenholm who's name was Fastred.
That's what they said.
They moved to Westmarch, a gift from the king on his throne down South in Gondor.
Young hobbits she bore.

All the Little People living in the Shire.
All the Little People have all their hearts desire.