Disclaimer: ME NO OWN THE KNOW ANIME CHARA'S!!!!!!!! AND I LIKE CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kue: (so.the two best bishies have arrived!!!!!!!!! I so happy...)

(*O.o*)

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::Yue and Sesshi-oo look very confused and Tinwe smiles at them::

Yue: :: in his always calm voice:: What am I doing in the shadow realm? ::looks around and sees Tinwe:: Tinwetari, did you do this? Mistress will not be pleased. ::crosses arms over chest:: You should send me back right now.

Sesshi-oo: :: Looks around bored:: Feh.

Tinwe: ::Hugs Yue:: not gonna happen Yue-kun. We are going to split Kue Kue into to beings!

Sesshi-oo: Feh.

Yue: Why? ::tries not to sound hopeful:: She can't possibly love me like you say?

Tinwe: ::smiles again and let's go of Yue:: She does love you Yue-kun. Her guardian half at least. (There! its out! I finally said how on earth Yue Kue can be a cat demon and have wings!!!!!!!)

(*well this is an interesting breakthrough*)

Yue: ::shocked:: Tinwe-chan.....we'll need mistress for this though....

NOTE*- (oh...the fic Tinwe from...that is my other chick flic one....in that one it is only cardcaptors...and she the one who likes Yue....just so yah know and I just think that for outside the fic, tinwe like Mariku 'cuz they make great couple.....::mental pic of a catgirl in Yue clothes hugging Mariku in his cloak thingie holdin' his staff:: )

(*hahahaha that actually look kinda funny*)

( me know...but I think it kinda cute in their own little way...)

(*yeah*)

Peggie-sue walks in: ::hic:: hello! ::hic::

All charas : Huh?

Kae-chan wakes up..............Oh hi Peggie, still drunk from the party last night?

Peggie-sue: ::hic:: party? what ::hic:: party?

Kae-chan: I told you not to get so drunk that you'd forget where you were!!!!!!

Peggie: ::hic:: ummm... hey!::hic:eyes go wide:: I'm in the shadow realm!!!!!! ::hic:: i thought this was my closet...::hic:: Bye!!!!!::Peggie- sue flashes his millennium eye and returns to the ummm... real realm?)

All charas: AH, yeah.

Kae-chan: He's gonna die from that one of these days *sweatdrop*

Kue Kue: ::Blushing and thinking to herself:: Yay! They're here!!!!!

Sesshi-oo: Feh.

Kae-chan: Sesshi-oo can you please say something other than feh?

Tinwe: Now Yue-kun, I have something that will separate her into two beings.

Sesshi-oo: ::glares:: How dare you tell me what to say...::flexes claws::

Kae-chan: Bring it on Fluffer Butt!!!!!

Tinwe: ::holds up two cards, the change of heart, and multiply(me no no what it called):: these are the tools for Kue Kue's happiness!!!

:puff of silver smoke:: Kue appears:: Wait Kae-chan!!!!! Leave Sesshi-oo alone!!! ::glomps Sesshi-oo :: Don't fight him..... 'cuz I see an.aaaaaah. ocean of storm troopers about a mile away!!! there are millions of them!!! ::hugs Sesshi-oo really tight then poofs in silver smoke again::

Sesshi-oo: ::swirly eyes::

Kue Kue is still in her dream world blushing away....

*Kae-chan runs as fast as she can not making a sound. Takes out two of her long swords and goes on a chopping frenzy*

Yue: what good can those cards do if you don't have a staff? ::getting a tad annoyed at his young apprentice::

Tinwe: Don't need one Yue-kun. Watch! ::holds cards up in front of her above her head:: MULTIPLY!!!!! MULTIPLY YUE KUE INTO TWO BEINGS!!!!! ::Tinwe's tail, ears, and wings appear as a magic seal that looks like the millennium eye appears beneath her::

::Yue Kue splits into two beings:: What happened? :double her voice(sounds scary):: Sesshi-oo just stares, Yue looks slightly amazed, and Tinwe is still floating.

Tinwe: NOW!!! CHANGE OF HEART!!!! CHANGE THE TWO YUE KUES SO THAT ONE OF THEM IS PURE YOUKAI AND THE OTHER IS PURE GUARDIAN!!!! ::more glowing and the change of heat angle/demon lady flies to Yue Kue and kisses each one on the opposite cheek. Then the two Kues are enveloped in light::

*Kae-chan still hacking away*

::all charas cover their eyes::

::light fades:: Tinwe: Did it work?

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(*oooooooooooooooooooo! A cliff hanger..wow...ummmmmm what am I talking about?*)

(I have no clue Ling-Ling...but you should have someone tell the readers to not be scared by the confuzzeling fic and to review it...)

(*oh..::looks around and spies a storm trooper:: HEY! Stormtopper get over here and ask the readers to review!!!!!!*)

Stormtrooper: Yes ma'am..Please re-::gets cut off cuz his head falls off::

Kae-chan: ::wipes the blood off of sword::

(O.O...Kae-chan? Why did you have to kill THAT stormtrooper?)

Kae-chan: He called me stupid just now and he stole my job !

(*giggles*)

(O.o...fine.you say it..)

Kae-chan: Review or I'll come and getcha!!!!!!!!