A/N: Thanks a mil to all our kind reviewers! There's plenty more where these came from, we can assure you.... And thanks for the plug, mulberry! :-) (Go read her "Golden Rings and Golden Oldies," as well as "LotR Sings the Beatles" by TexStarr.)
"Hobbiton"
(based on "Ireland" by Garth Brooks; original words by Garth Brooks, Stephanie Davis, and Jenny Yates)
After the Ring has been destroyed, the hobbits head back to Hobbiton. As they travel, they begin to sing:
FRODO:
They say Middle-earth is free now.
Sauron's Ring has been destroyed.
Made it to the Black Land somehow.
Now we get to go home, boys!
In the South we fought great armies!
Even suffered a few blows...
Didn't know it'd get so nasty...
But we go home as heroes!
SAM:
We started out from Rivendell.
Nine of us, a Fellowship!
Went South with but one pony
And a stiff upper-lip.
Tried in vain to pass Caradhras!
We were buried in the snow.
Chose to brave Moria instead...
Eight made it out, don't you know...
ALL FOUR:
Hobbiton, we are coming home!
We can see your rolling fields of green,
We'll never be alone!
We are coming back, won't you welcome us?
We're coming home, Hobbiton!
MERRY:
We made it to the Golden Wood,
Met the elf Galadriel.
Would have stayed there longer if we could,
But we bid her farewell.
Rowed down the river to Amon Hen,
Lost our companion Boromir.
Found new hope in our quest when
Frodo defeated all his fears.
ALL:
Hobbiton, we are coming home!
We can see your rolling fields of green,
We'll never be alone!
We are coming back, won't you welcome us?
We're coming home, Hobbiton!
PIPPIN:
Gandalf had returned as the White,
Defeated Saruman and we went
Back to Gondor to fight the orcs
Knowing just how much it meant.
Sam and Frodo in the Black Land
Made it to the mountain top.
The Ring did fall into the cracks then.
Thanks to us Sauron was stopped.
ALL:
Hobbiton, we are coming home!
We can see your rolling fields of green,
We'll never be alone!
We are coming back, won't you welcome us?
We're coming home, Hobbiton.
Yes, we are home, Hobbiton.
SAM:
We started out from Rivendell...
