Disclaimer: why must the world be sooooooo cruel as to not have clones of Legolas?????if they did, then Kae-chan could say she owned one........ OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!! We no own anime or legolas....no get mad and eat..K?

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Youkai Kue: Now, Sesshi-oo, dear, ::growls:: take this!

Tinwë, and Yue, And Kue Kue gasp

Kae-chan: *tears well up* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Youkai Kue throws her arms around Sesshi-oo's neck and kisses him passionately on the mouth::

Kae-chan: ewwwwww ickies

Sesshi-oo: ::Eyes Wide in shock:: !?!?!?!?!?!?!

Youkai Kue: ::stops kissing Sesshi-oo, smiles:: Do you still think I'm a weakling?

Sesshi-oo:: Swirlly eyes:: *NOTE- (Sesshi-oo looks like Inuyasha when he high on ink...hehe)

Kae-chan: ::in detective gear:: Well, the dames got guts..

Tinwë looks shocked..(wonder why?......)

Youkai Kue: ::lets go of Sesshi-oo, who still feels very high...::

Sesshi-oo: ::drops to the ground like a rock.then says in a gasp:: feh?

Tinwë: ::done staring at the youkai love birds, looks at Kae-chan:: Who in the Seven Hells do you think you are?!? Dick Tracy !!??

Kae-chan: ::stares blankly, then looks at her own clothes:: ACK!!!!!!! WHERE ARE MY NORMAL CLOTHES?!? IF ANY OF YOU SAW ME CHANGE YOU WILL BE KICKED TO THE NON-EXISTENT MOONS!!!!!! ::goes through the Sailormoon transformation backwards while the songs plays backwards also::

Kae-chan: ::staring at herself while this process is going on:: shiny naked awesome!!!!!!!! ::process finishes:: wow, that was cool.

Tinwë, Yue, Kue Kue and Youkai Kue all just stare....Sesshi-oo is still too high to notice.. = ~_^=

Tinwë: Ooooookay...::looks back to Youkai Kue:: Hey, Kue, don't you think you over did it?

Youkai Kue: Feh.

Tinwë: ^.^;

Kae-chan: ::looks in the distance:: ummm aren't there two other people here?

Kae-chan: :: still looks around:: ummm, Ling Ling what are you doing here and by that closet? You didn't.you couldn't have!!......WHY!?!?!?!?!?(*yes, that closet*)

Ling Ling: uhhhhhhhhhhh :: sweatdrop:: there's no one locked in here!!!!!!! I..uhhhh.hjfdl..cnjdsafh..chibidiwibbit...:: runs off in a puff of smoke::

Kae-chan: why did she have to get as drunk as Peggie-Sue..

Youkai Kue and Tinwë both look around....

Youkai Kue: Hey, your right..where are they?..That blasted other half never knows when the right time to leave is...

Tinwë: ::thinking:: Oh dear, why must they remember that Yue-kun and Kue Kue were here..now they'll look for 'em or get bad ideas..

Kae-chan: :: in the ongoing search for the two lost goodie goodies, Kae- chan finds a goblet. She was thirsty by now.so she takes the goblet back to the "main area":: hey look what I found guys!!!! :: takes a sip:: mmm. this stu....::passes out, spilling the liquidy substance all over Sesshi- oo.waking him up from the kissy-highness....OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::

Sesshi-oo ::eyes wide, and he is veeerrrry angry, sooo angry, he almost ready to go puppy:: YOU BLOODY FEMALE!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?!?!?!?

Youkai Kue: ::grins:: I knew you would like that...

Sesshi-oo: ::blushes:: I did not!!!!!!!! At least.ummm.not that much..OH BLAST YOU!!!!

Random School Girl: SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!!!! KAE-CHAN NEEDS HELP!! I'M SURE YOU DON'T CARE BUT I DO!!!!!!!! Get Legolas to do mouth to mouth resuscitation on her or something, she would like that.

Youkai Kue and Sesshi-oo are having a fuming, blushie, staring contest, and ignore her.

Tinwë looks at Random School Girl : ::Smiles:: I can do that!!!! Just a minute!!!!!!!!! ::trances.and talks to ..you guessed it! Marik!:: Hello Marik!!! Can get Mari-chan for me.?

Marik: ::grins:: KK Tinwë-chan.::yells:: MARI-CHAN!!!!!! YOU GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariku: ::to hikari:: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! ::to Tinwë:: Tinwë..remind me to kill you next time I see you...::Marik in the background...: Mari-chan! Mari-chan.::

Tinwë: KK Mari-chan ::mental grin ::I will...you think you could send Legolas here? We kinda need him .for uuuhhhh.. Something...

Mariku: I will..under one condition.

Tinwë: Okay! What is it?

Mariku: You can't look at his butt! Okay!? I don't want you to freak over him!!!!

Tinwë: ::teary eyed:: Oh Mariku!!! You do care!!!!!!

Mariku: ::mental blush:: I'LL SEND HIM RIGHT OVER!!!!!!! ::Mariku sends Legolas to the shadow realm...::

Tinwë: Thank you Mariku!!!!!!!!! Kae-chan needs him...::mental peck-on- the-cheek::

Tinwë un-trances

Legolas appears in shadow realm..

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(*YAY!!!!!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*)

(LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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