DISCLAIMER: WE NO OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....and I really like sesshi-oo and youkai kue.....you'll know why... just wait and read.....

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.in the closet, Yue and Guardian Kue are tied up and locked in..for no apparent reason.

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Random School Girl's friend: the random school girl has fainted. I have no idea ::looks at Legolas::.why. :: faints::

Tinwë: Welcome, Sir Legolas, to the Shadow Realm. The girls over yonder are in great need of your elvish powers. ::tries very hard, and doesn't, look at Legolas' cute tush.::

Legolas: Ok. Mind you I have no Idea what I am doing here. But fair maidens need my assistance. :: walks over there like he does it everyday and is sick and tired of it::

::Alexandra walks in, picks up Kae-chan and tosses her out and takes her place::

Alexandra: What? He's my boyfriend! Also I need to distract you guys so you don't see the secret of his elvish powers. Oh look, here he comes!

Legolas: ummmmmm..what are you doing here Alexandra?

Meanwhile.The Youkai Love Birds are still having a staring contest, though the blushes have long since gone away...

Alexandra: Well, you left me all of a sudden! I missed you ::starts crying::

Legolas: ::thinking to himself "why do I always make her cry like this? I get kinda tired of singing in elvish." ::Ok Alexandra I am terribly sorry....I can take you shopping later. I actually think its fun shopping with you.

Alexandra: ::glomps Legolas and kisses him:: thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you!

::Legolas begins to smile brightly from the kiss.......::

Kae-chan: :wakes up and walks back to the area:: Hi guys what did I...::sees Legolas.....faints::

Alexandra: Lets blow this popsicle joint.

Legolas: With pleasure..I am getting scared of all these fainting girls..

Tinwë: ::panicking:: WAIT!!!!!!! Sir Legolas! You need to help the girls!!!!!! They won't wake up unless you help them somehow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in the closet....

Yue: So, where are we?

Guardian Kue: I think we are in the closet that that Ling Ling lady came through...

Both look at each other....::blush::

Yue: .

Guardian Kue: .

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Legolas: I know I need to help them, that's why I was getting out of here! Curse my chivalry and guilty conscience.

Alexandra: Well do it now! Then we can get out of here! Just nothing inappropriate!!! ESPECIALLY KISSING!!!!!!!

Legolas: Its not kissing its mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Alexandra: Let me wake them up!.....HEY GIRLS ELIJAH WOOD IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: all wake up and run, 'cept Kae-chan::

Tinwë: ::sweatdrop:: Oh, well.::walks over to Kae-chan and whispers:: There are more Stormtroopers........

Kae-chan: ::gets up, eyes glowing with satisfaction::

Tinwë: They called you stupid..again. ::looks at Legolas and Alexandra:: you should leave now...don't want to get covered in blood...like last time...

Kae-chan: :: eyes now glowing with anger. Pulls out two of her short swords and twirls them better than Legolas did then runs after the stormtroopers::

Legolas: ::looks at her in awe and admiration::...cool.....

Alexandra: ummmmm..can we go now?..please?....

:: Alexandra and Legolas leave, in a puff of green smoke::

Tinwë: ::sweatdrop:: Oh well...she woke up...and they left....I guess Mari-chan didn't need to call Sir Legolas....::sigh::..::thinks:: he does have a cute butt though..

Meanwhile.again..Yue and Guardian Kue are still in the, closet...

Yue: Why are we tied up?

Guardian Kue: I do not know the answer to that.but, why don't we just get ourselves out? We do have are powers.....

Yue: ::sweatdrops:: I didn't think of that..sorry, I think I'm claustrophobic.or something. I can't seem to think straight....

Random School Girl: What Yue is really thinking, and the reason for why he is talking like a normal person, is because he likes the fact that he is trapped in a closet with a girl and that even though he could of gotten them out hours ago(yes, hours)...well.he is a guy....trapped in a closet with a girl...

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Tinwë: ummmmmmm....Kae-chan? Do you think you could get the youkai peeps over there to come over here or somethin'?

Kae-chan: Ok!! ::walks over to the staring contest:: hey guys? We need you over there...umm...you guys? ::pokes the both of them.... And after a few seconds, they both fall over, asleep, the Kue's head on Sesshi-oo's shoulder....::

Tinwë: Eeeeeewwww! Close their eyes Kae-chan!!!! I think they dead! They must of burned each others minds away or something.....

Kae-chan: Okay!!! ::bends down over Sesshi-oo and closes his eyes::

Youkai Kue: ::talking in sleep:: ..you closed... your eyes first... I win..Sesshi-chan...::closes eyes, smiles faintly and begins to purr softly::

Sesshi-chan(hehe =^_^=.'nother name for the puppy demon!!!!!!!!): ::turns face towards kue's head and smiles in sleep:: feh..

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::turns to readers:: (*run away now.......or else you'll catch her insanity....if you do catch it, the only cure is to review...*)