A/N: This one doesn't really have a specific setting. It's as much me musing as it is any of the characters talking about Saruman. And for die-hard Monkees fans, this is the version that's on Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, and Jones, Ltd. I thought about trying to do the alternate version, but I couldn't figure out what to do with Mike's little spiel at the end.
Saruman
(based on "Salesman" by the Monkees; original words and music by Craig Vincent Smith)
Saruman, where ya gonna go sell all of your words today?
Saruman, gonna walk along the Road, see friends along the way.
Well, Saruman, with your Worm-tongue who you push around while you walk,
Hey, Saruman, got the Uruk-hai who will follow you when you talk.
You always wear a smile,
Even though you gotta walk ten miles.
Long lifespan,
The Istar Saruman!
Yep, yep, Saruman (Ssssaruman), now you're on the street, whether it's hot or cold.
Yep, Saruman (Ssssaruman), gonna work real hard till every hobbit's sold.
Saruman (Ssssaruman), as the years go by, Arda's changing every day,
Hey, Saruman (Ssssaruman), till the day you die, you'll be living in the same way.
You always wear a smile,
You love it fast and you live wild!
Long lifespan,
But ain't life grand?
No more pipe-weed,
No beer at the inn.
There goes Saruman,
And he's sailin' high again.
He's sailin' so high (high),
Sailin' so high (high),
He's sailin' so high (high), high (high), high (high), oh....
Saruman, where ya gonna go sell all of your words today?
Yep, Saruman, go to Hobbiton, gonna see friends along the way.
Hey, Saruman, with your Worm-tongue who you push around while you walk,
Hey, Saruman, with your secret lines that you push while you talk.
You always wear a smile,
Even though you've gotta walk a hundred 'n ten miles...
Long lifespan,
But the whole thing's grand.
Saruman....
