A/N Sorry about the weird ending last time the whole chapter didn't come up so this is the second part of that chapter.
The walls began to shake and suddenly two stalfos on unicycles burst through the wall. Impa knew they meant trouble so she grabbed Zelda and ran out the door. The stalfos continued to ride around the room and now they were juggling deku seeds as well.
"We are the traveling stalfos entertainers we make it our jobs to give you the people a good time. Freddy music please."
Circus music began to blear out of a speaker, the stalfos began to sing really out of tune songs that made no sense.
"We are the stalfos travelers.
We travel far and wide.
When most people see us they run and hide.
Laa laaaaaa laaaaaaaa lalalalala."
The terrible singing went on for another ten minutes. They then pulled Ruto out of the crowd.
"What is your name young lady?"
"None of your fried fish dweebo."
"Ow you sure know how to hurt a guy's feelings. I bet a pretty girl like you has a boyfriend."
"Well I don't have one yet but I'm working on it." She grinned deviously.
Link tried to hide himself amongst the crowd.
Ganondorf had been watching all of this from his hiding place, he slapped his head thinking what idiots those two were. He scanned the room on the look out for the princess but she seemed to have vanished.
"This is not good." He thought.
Then someone caught his eye.
Saria had been sitting near the alter watching the stalfos make fools of themselves, but more importantly thinking about how she could lose Mido.
Just then her whole body was lifted into the air by a thick black shadow.
"LINK HELP!"
But it was too late she and the shadow vanished into thin air.
"SARIA!"
A/N please review go on you know you want to and if you like humour please check out my Zelda kart story thanks.
