Luineraugwen: Here comes another chapter and people REVIEW. Say it with me. REVIEW!!!
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It was the night after Boromir and Faramir's big stuff up and wrecking Jippin's motorbike in the process. Jippin refused to speak to the two brothers for the rest of the day. The rest of the day was eventless (the basement was locked) but in the night something very eventful happened.
It was midmorning and Haldir had woken up from a so called *nightmare*. He got up to seek the *company* of a certain she-Elfy.
Knock knock
"Who is it and what do you want?"
"It's me, Haldir" he replied. "I had a nightmare"
"But big strong elven men don't have nightmares" she answered.
"Well this one did. Can I come in?"
"No!" Elfy said. Snickers from the elves.
"Please?"
"Okay come in". Elves continue laughing.
"Must you listen to everything?" Elfy yelled.
"Even I can hear that and I'm not elvish" Jippin yelled from down the hall.
"Ditto" yelled several other voices. But Pippin just said"Peace man"
"Pippin shut up!" Haldir replied. He comes in and sits on the end of Elfy double water bed.
"Are you going to tell me about this nightmare?" she asked.
"Well the nightmare was," moves very close to Elfy. "I was walking through Lothlorien, the most beautiful forest in the world," Laughter from Legolas and the word "Bullshit" from Sam as well as a "Shut up!!" from Jippin who was actually talking in her sleep. "And I saw Jippin's face and screamed but I was...Um…hoping to see you in my dream".
All the elves start singing "Every night in my dreams….."
"Shut up. Just because I saw the fake Titanic movie and you didn't, doesn't mean you can make fun of it!" Jippin yelled in her sleep.
"I wonder what she's dreaming about." Elfy wondered sarcastically.
Merry peeks into Jippin's room to see her smiling, sitting up with her arms wide open and still fast asleep. He screamed and ran.
Back in Elfy's room, Haldir was arguing the point of him sleeping next to Elfy. In the end she gave in and let Haldir sleep next to her.
Then finally everything was quiet, eventually. Until…"OH my god this waters cold" then "I'm drowning" both yelled by Jippin in her sleep.
"What the hell is she dreaming about?" Haldir asked.
"The Titanic" she replied and Haldir gave her a blank look. "I'll explain some other time".
"Yeah right" came from all the elves.
"Oh shut up"
Next morning, Frodo and Merry came running into Elfy's room because they knew better than to talk to a girl ho was drowning in her own blankets.
"Hey Elfy…Oh my god" the hobbits entered her and went pale because to what they saw.
They decided to go and wake up the drowning girl in her blankets before she died.
"Hey blanket drowning girl, Elfy and Haldir broke ground rule number three. Their mating!" they yelled as the entered Jippin's room.
"I thought I told… They did what?"
Jippin charges into Elfy's room.
"What the hell were you…Oh my god" Jippin said when she walked in. "He has his arms around you and yours are around him"
"What are you doing in my room Jippin? Were you dreaming about the Titanic again?" Elfy said waking up blind to what Haldir was doing.
"Yeah but that's nothing compared to what you did last night. At lest I was drowning and not being hugged by an elf!" Jippin replied.
"What are you doing this morning?" Legolas asked as he put his arms around her.
"Not much. Get off me" she replied and broke from his grasp.
"Shut up, we're trying to sleep!" the surrounding elves yelled.
"You had all night to sleep!" Elfy yelled back.
"Yeah well you weren't the only ones who broke ground rule number three. Our resident rulers of Lothlorien were quite busy last night" Elrond replied.
"Technically we didn't break that rule, I jut had a nightmare" Haldir said and exchanged slyish glances with Legolas.
"Does that have a special meaning?" Jippin asked. Legolas bent down and whispered the meaning in her ear.
"Oh"
"What?" Elfy asked.
"Can I see you outside away from prying eyes and certain ears" Jippin replied. The two girls walked outside the room.
"We'll still be able to hear you"
"You'll hear but not understand" Jippin said and explained the meaning to Elfy in Japanese.
"It means he likes you a lot" Jippin said
"Oh my god" was her only reply.
For the rest of the day wouldn't a) be alone with Haldir in any room, b) wouldn't look him in the eye and c) talk to him. The girls then found out, he was truly hurt.
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Luineraugwen: That ending sucked. I'd like to point out that there were a few grammar mistakes in the last chapter but they were actually typing mistakes and lack of having an editor. The next chapter should be up soon, I just have to organize a time to write it with my co-writer. That could be hard because it is now the school holidays. YAY.
