A/N: Please don't shoot me if the original lyrics I based this on were incorrect. I got them from Macca-central.com, so they should be right, but for some reason they seem a lot stranger than what I hear on the radio….
Uncle Sauron/Admiral Morgoth
(based on "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" by Paul McCartney)
The Nazgûl report to Sauron after the fight at the Fords of Bruinen with slightly scrambled brains from having been swept downriver by the flood, but Sauron doesn't quite seem to be all there, either…
[The Witch-King]
We're so sorry, Uncle Sauron;
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.
We're so sorry, Uncle Sauron,
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain.
We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day.
We're so sorry, Uncle Sauron,
But no matter what may happen, we'll be sure to get that ring.
We're so sorry, Uncle Sauron,
But we haven't found the young Halfling all day.
We're so sorry, Uncle Sauron,
But the river's on the boil and we're so easily swept away…
[Orc Chorus]
Hand across the water (water),
Heads across the sky,
Hand across the water (water),
Heads across the sky.
[Sauron]
Admiral Morgoth notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie
Ringwraith 2: Butter pie?
Sauron: The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
[Orc Chorus]
Hand across the water (water),
Heads across the sky.
Hand across the water (water),
Heads across the sky.
[Various Nazgûl]
Live a little, be a Ringwraith, get around (get around),
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.
Live a little, be a Ringwraith, get around (get around),
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.
[All]
Hand across the water (water),
Heads across the sky.
Hand across the water (water),
Heads across the sky.
Oooh, oooh….
