Elrond Told Me (Not to Come)
(based on "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" by Three Dog Night)

Pippin's thoughts after he and Merry were captured by the Uruk-hai:

What's this strange orkish water
That they gave to me?
What all this running's for, I just cannot see...
This is the scariest journey that could ever be!
Wish that I was back home, having cake and tea...

Elrond told me not to come!
Elrond told me not to come!
I deem that you are too young, no, uh-uh!

They took us both near the river; they were ev'rywhere.
I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell that's in the air.
And these weapons they're carryin'
'Bout scare me half to death!
I wish these lads would slow down and let us catch our breath!

Elrond told me not to come!
Elrond told me not to come!
I deem that you are too young, son!
I deem that you are too young, son!
(He said, oh yeah!)

The Uruk-hai are talkin', their voices make a harsh sound.
I'm lookin' at ol' Merry, he's passed out on the ground!
I don't know where we're going, I hope that we are found!
I've heard so many things, I don't wanna hang around!

Elrond told me not to come!
Elrond told me not to come!
He said that he thought I was too young, son!
He thought that I was too young, no!

(Elrond told me! Elrond told me! Elrond told me! Told me, told me! Oh, yeah!...)

This really isn't no fun, no!
I deem that you are too young, son!

This really isn't no fun, no!
I deem that you are too young, son!

(Elrond told me! Elrond told me! Listen to me, listen to me!...)

This really isn't no fun, no!
I deem that you are too young, son!

This really isn't no fun, no!
I deem that you are too young, son!

(Elrond told me! Elrond told me!...)