Stitch, Sandwich (625) and Siren (624) shivered in the night air as they clung to the back of Aragorn. But they were also shivering from worry as Lilo's face began to grow darker and gaunter before their eyes. Aragorn looked worried as well and as the moon rose higher and higher, bathing them in its gaze, he slowed. At about midnight, he stopped and set up camp. But without a word, he grabbed Lilo, threw him across his shoulders, and told them that he was leaving to take Lilo to Riverdell alone. But even as he began to leave, a low laugh came from the trees. A tall experiment came through the trees, its large blue head bobbing up and down. Its tentacles swayed and wavered as it greeted Aragorn and took Stitch in its arms. "Yin, you can't take him. You will never make it!" "I am a faster rider that you are. Besides, I want to be mentioned in this here story!" With that, a huge whirlpool engulfed the experiment and the girl, and they raced off into the forest. "Aragorn, what's the matter?" "Never you mind you little sandwich making machine" growled Aragorn.

(I dislike the fight with the Ringwraiths, but will include them much more later for those of you who love them)

Some days later, in Riverdell

"So it is decided. Aragorn will take the Hobbits on to Mordor and destroy the ring. They will bring along Jumbalf for help. "You will have my fists" growled Kixx, the purple four armed Experiment, getting his bow and swords ready. "Bite my shiny metal ass. I mean, you will have my booze" grumbled Bender as he drew out some liquor and drank it in a swig." "And my blaster" growled Boromir Solo, drawing said weapon. "Go with speed my friends. And take a donkey!" yelled Experiment 001 (early General esque experiment, my own version). "They will win. They always win" he growled. He heard a loud beep and turned around to see Fibber (experiment 13 I think) grinning as he buzzed again.

Many days later…

"So little girl, what shall we do? Cross the Pissy Mountains or go through the Sears mines (halls of TV, get it?) of Planet Express?" growled Jumbalf, shivering in the cold of the blustering wind (wait this is Hawaii Earth. Change that to sweltering in the sun) "Let us go through the halls. My buddy Fry will be there with friends." Growled Bender, sucking down more booze. "The mines it is then." Yelled Lilo, as her friends sipped frosty chocolate shakes (early Simpson shorts reference). As they came to the mines, they saw a huge, big screen tv before them. Jumbalf muttered "Open sesame" in all the languages he knew, but nothing came of it. Then Bender said "Eat my shorts Fry, open up!" The TV glowed to life and became a huge, swirly doorway thingamajiger. They stepped through, and were greeted with huge eraser shavings covering the ground (they are cartoons, so when they die, they are shavings. Blood is ink, ect.) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo…." Yelled Bender as he saw his brethren cut down in their prime time slots. But then, they all turned to see 625 collecting some water from a murky puddle. "mmmm, swamp sandwich…" But as he bottled it, a huge eye appeared. Covered in garbage, the tentacled beast grabbed 625 and ripped him apart, smashing him down into its teethy maw.

"We're boned."