A/N: I understand the meaning behind the original version of this song, and I'm not trying to make light of it. Please forgive me if you feel I am.

Aragorn, Frodo and Sam
(based on "Abraham, Martin and John" by Dion; original words and music by Dick Holler)

Years after the passing of Frodo and Sam and the death of King Elessar, a minstrel puts together a song about the three heroes...

Has anybody here seen my old friend Aragorn?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people
But it seems the good, they die young.
You know, I just looked around, and he's gone.

Has anybody here seen my old friend Sam?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people
But it seems the good, they leave young.
I just looked around, and he's gone.

Has anybody here seen my old friend Frodo?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people
But it seems the good, they leave young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they fight for the good of you and me?
Middle-earth's free
Thanks to them Sauron was defeated.

...Anybody here seen my old friend Bilbo?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the Hill,
With Aragorn, Frodo and Sam.