Chapter 3:
DOH!
The friends gasped as the huge one eyed Dianoga (trash thingy from Star Wars) grabbed Sandwich and stuffed him into his mouth. Or did he? As they looked, the creature hacked and coughed until a large, bread shaped version of Sandwich was hacked onto the ground. And Sandwich jumped away, running into the portal with the others. As they walked through the dank pits of despair, Bender sniffled as he saw Bart's Skateboard, Leela's boots, Amy's sweater, and other discarded, decrepit pieces of his friends. But then, they heard it. It was quiet at first, but grew louder and louder and louder. They climbed up innumerable stairs and it grew louder and louder, until they heard the shuffling of hundreds and hundreds of feet. They turned and saw them. Tall, white armored Goblin/Stormtroopers came running at them, the Goblins drawing their bows back and firing hundreds of arrows at once. The Partay of the Things (fellowship rip off) ran back wards, dodging the whizzing shafts of doom. They also had to dodge laser bolts, as the taller, better equipped Stormtrooper Orcs began to fire (these two enemies are orcs/goblins in white stormtrooper armor, but you can still see their faces). They ran down another hall, and began to hear huge, slamming footsteps down the hall. They turned, and after seeing several goblins swing by on a chain, they saw a towering Baseball Beast. The hulking monster swung a large wooden club and smacked several huge grenades at the adventurers, which exploded and killed several goblings/orcs.
Continuing after that sports mishap (aka team sports are evil) our heroes charged into a larger, danker room than the rest, obviously a tomb. "Hmm. Seems to be tomb of some kind. Yes? He he he." Grumbled Jumbalf. But even as they spoke, Bender jumped onto the top of a tomb stone and yelled "Oh this is jack crap. If only we had a pimpmobile. Oh wait their already here." Aragorn jumped up, his lightsaber swinging through the air and cutting down several of the enemies, but more kept coming through. Kixx was overwhelmed but continued to kickbox down more and more of the enemies. Bender chucked booze, which the orcs gladly sucked down, becoming inebriated and drunken. He then would kick some butt. But they all forgot about the giant Baseball beast until it grabbed a huge basketball and began to smack them down on the ground like snails in the morning dew. "Oh bite my shiny metal ass!" yelled Bender. And so, the bomb locked in his chest that Scruffy never did get around to removing, decided to awaken and heard its code word sounded.
Several seconds after our heroes ears stopped ringing and they stood up, they began to run, seeing hundreds more enemies emerging from behind the dead and beginning to make chase. But then, as they came to a bridge, they turned and saw a huge shadow fall over them all. And then, the Doughhog came into view. Its huge domed head held three thin hairs and its huge gut hung out like a globe. It cracked a large whip made of doughnut dough. "HOMER NOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Bender. But then they all saw that they could use another walkway to get to the otherside. But they would have to kill the… oh wait, the enemies ran away, screw that. But for dramatic purpose….
"NONE SHALL PASS!!!!" screamed Jumbalf as he ran out to meet the beast. He urged the others to run, and a huge flash of white light exploded from his staff end (yes he had a staff and magic all along you dopes!) But then he missed and the bridge split in to two pieces. He watched as the Doughhog plunged down, yelling "DOOOHHHHHH!" as it fell. But then, he did one of those old cartoony, run on thin air things and fell to the depths. "JUMBALF!!!!!!" screamed Lilo. But then Bender bent down, scooped down and ripped her up off the ground. And they ran like small, very strange looking, chickens.
