Lilo and her companions panted as they continued to run from the accursed mines. But as they stopped, she began to cry. She had lost Jumbalf. He had been like an uncle to her. And now he was gone. She sniffled as she felt Luke's hand on her shoulder and she looked up to see him smiling. They now slowed to a trot (wondering what happen to their horses? Me too…) they came upon a huge river, its frothy depths immeasurable from their place at its bank. As the minutes passed like days, they began to get bored. BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
(Yup bored) But then, as they felt like they would die, a large glass globe came flowing down the river like a ball. It bounced onto the ground and began to glow. And suddenly, it glowed, and the screen shimmered like one of those flash back sequences….
Jumbalf walked forward through the great tower of Northanc, his soles smacking against the ground heavily. He looked up into the great towers nether regions and suddenly saw a blast of glowing red light. Huge bat like wings swooped down at him and he gasped as he saw what his old friend Vlad had become. A huge red eye blinked in a golden socket from the robot's triangular face. Large claws and drill like teeth adorned his triangular, slim body. Pulsating wings of pure energy swung lazily in the air as he smiled and said in Romanian voice "I have become NOS-4-A2. My master Skeletor bears you greeting!" at this, the robot screeched and Jumbalf was thrown upwards by his dark magic. The older man blinked his four eyes and yelled, spinning his staff like a sword and sending a crackling burst of electicity at the enemy. NOS-4-A2 growled and used more dark magic to swoop up, dodge the blast, and summon several towering Robo-Orcs (Urukai, like orcs only cyborgs) to drag Jumbalf away…
The scene slowly changed to one of Lilo, Yin, and the towering Thingwraiths…
Yin wrapped his tentacles around the tall experiments neck (experiment 573, my own version) which was long like a giraffe. The scenery swam by like a rushing river as their speed increased even more. But suddenly, nine large red beams came shining in front of them. Yin ripped the reigns up and 573 jumped up over the towering Thingwraiths and onto Riverdell…
And again, the scene changed to the company in the prescence of several tall experiments..
Oh wait, that is really happening. "Well that explained a lot of plot gaps" said Lilo with agreements all around. "We are experiments 623, 615, 515, and 004 (the last 2/1 numbers are the letters of W,O,O and D in the alphabet). What brings you to the great rivers of the powerful and ancient Internet?!?!!? The experiments boomed in loud voices and seemed to radiate power and wisdom. So the company followed them and as the woods drew denser and even more so denser, they ceased to stop. After many hours, they came upon a large clearing where several large stone seats were positioned. The expermints of the wood sat in these and threw things upon the ground before the adventurers. A coat of chain mail, some playing cards, a paper clip, bubble tape (how much can YOU handle?), a ring pop, a large diamond, some "naughty" books, several vital human organs, a map of Sordor, and a list of ways to defeat Skeletor. And then, the adventurers were suddenly whisked away back to the river, as if out of the dream. But then they saw 625 reading some "magazines" and knew it had been real. They also found several boats waiting for them and they climbed in, heading down the white water rapids.
